The Shower

by TwizzleDragon

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy, Random
Length: 1033

Fluttershy takes a shower.

Fluttershy attempts to take a quaint shower alone in her cottage.

Published 2013-06-05 00:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-05 00:20:01 UTC

I actually regret this...

The night had been hot, dry, and uncanny for the animals in the care of their druidic equine caretaker, Fluttershy, for she too had not been fond of this night’s desert-like climate. Her feathers felt as if they had been filled with sand: heavy and grindy. Her mouth was dry, demanding itself some water. It was clear as she looked at her opponent, the great Iron Will basking around in his nearing glory, would utterly defeat her in this epic battle. Her hooves fell, finally unable to keep the challenge going, onto the forms of her dead comrades. Her eyes had grown weary from battle, unable to sustain sight any longer.

With all her current handicaps, the druid gave out her last command, pushing down the wooden spiral that had kept the battle going for so long. Within a second it was over, she had sacrificed her king, ending the chess match.

They both laughed in joy from the wonderful battle, happy that it was finally over. The night had begun to set as Fluttershy and Iron Will said their goodbyes and parted their separate ways. Fluttershy set off for her cottage, thankful to end the night with something she had always done after long hours of being with or thinking of Iron Will, the muscular companion who had shown her the ways of aggression a long time ago, which she had been spending time with every week since then on. All she could think about right now was getting on that couch, feeding angel, and finishing herself off with a relaxing shower.

She approached the door slowly, careful not to wake the sleeping animals inside, only to be greeted by a hungry Angel Bunny.

“Oh, hello there, Angel,” Fluttershy said as she walked in. “I’d simply love to play with you, but right now I can’t, you understand, don’t you?” Angel shook his head in detest. “Well that’s damn too bad you overgrown rat!” Fluttershy yelled, not wanting to take his shit today. This was her time to do pony stuff in her pony shower that she got from a pony that was designed for ponies to take a pony shower like a pony should want to do to keep a pony clean all by her pony self.

She walked towards her bathroom, small and filled with Angel’s byproducts. It was cold, heat kept out by whatever means. Fluttershy turned the knob with her mouth because hooves are just hard to turn things with, you wouldn’t know, you’re not a magical horse in a narnian land. The knob tasted of salt for some reason, Fluttershy liked this taste more than chicken eggs for breakfast, yum. The shower sprayed its wonderful juices all over, heated and ready for Fluttershy to step in and bask in it’s wetness.

She stepped in, drenching her body as she thought of Iron Will. Easing away all the day’s filth, relaxing her body into the night. Fluttershy was lucky, her hot water heater was like totally huge and barely ever ran out. She stayed in the shower for what seemed to be literally hours. Her head eventually went dizzy as she began to settle herself down onto the shower floor. Closing her eyes, the dreams began to flourish.

She awoke later, the night still young and the water still hot. She wasn’t sure what woke her, a noise for sure but not what caused it. She got up, hearing another wave of rumbling coming from outside the shower curtains. Her blood began to pump wildly as she feared an intruder whisking his way into her shower, another human perhaps to drool over her since we all know she is the cutest pony despite whatever anyone says.

And then... the curtain ripped wide open...

Fluttershy screamed, terrified but unable to open her eyes to see what or who it was.

“Calm down, missy!” said an unfamiliar voice as this stallion got into the shower with her. “Just here to clean myself, same as you, hun.”

She squeaked a little, still scared and shy about a stranger in the gym showers.

“Ya alright there, girl? Ya seem a little weirded out by something.” The brown stallion said, waving his sexy mane into the air as it became wet, making rainbows and butterflies with each wave. She spoke nothing, only squeaked once more.

“Hmph.” The stallion starting stroking his large, heavy bar of soap right next to Fluttershy, lathering up all over as the suds seemed to wash all down and near Fluttershy’s head. Fluttershy went for his slippery object, wanting to spray her hair with the shampoo he had brought with, Head and Shoulders. The awkwardness seemed to dissipate as they lathered themselves up, seeping with many lubrications. They had become slippery, ready to do many fun things like a slip in slide or a ferris wheel that’s on fire, or chess, the options were unlimited!

“So you come here often, miss?” He asked, as if forgetting her quietness.

“Y-yes...” she said in a soft tone, just wanting to break the ice. “I-i live here...”

A giant explosion happened, taking the two out of the bathroom and into the wild of the everfree forest. It was spooky, like really really spooky. Things were popping out and they screamed and then Luna came down from the moon and she was like: I’ma take over the world! But Sombra was there and he was much better so he just summoned his army of narwhals to attack.

The narwhals went pew pew and died and all this bad stuff. Then a flying clown pony, maybe Pinkie Pie, came down and made them laugh so much that it was better than this story. It was so fun that they all went and had cake and everypony had a blast.

Except for Twilicorn, who died of aids 3 days later.

So they had another celebration and ballads were wrote about it. All seemed normal as Fluttershy went back to playing chess with Iron Will.

Author's Note

This was purposely made terrible.
Nah, I'm kidding, I tried a bit...
I got bored so I just made an explosion.