A man wakes up, ready to start his week. For most, Monday is a dreadful thing, a beginning to a seven-day cycle that they'd rather avoid. However, for this particular man, it's the beginning of a new crusade, a new quest, for the greatest pleasures that man can lust after - a quest that, for him, begins in public, exposed to the raw world of Equestria. For the Groper is a master of molestation, a conqueror of unknowing cooches, and an undisputed king of undetected "things". For him, this next week will be most eventful, as it will for a variety of young ladies and more mature women alike.

Written in a humanized universe; Character names, traits, and abilities, such as flight (with wings) and magic (with hands) are still intact, as are the names of locations (i.e. Ponyville, Canterlot), but every character is - you guessed it - humanized. Contains molestation, public nudity and masturbation, and a lot of 'general violations of personal space', so be warned.