Chapters Prof. Propane looked up at the night sky, he wondered how the world moved, in fact, the Prof wondered a lot of things. Like how ponies came into existence, for example. Another is the fact at how the pony works, like how it walks and talks and thinks. But that’s just usual Prof. Propane, always wondering without a care in the world. He turned around back to his strange instruments on the table,
“Maybe if I mix this… yes, yes… and... yeah that’ll do.” He mumbled to himself.
“Time to show this to Ponyville!” He proclaimed, with joy, probably the effects of Liquid H.
“Come one, come all! Come see what marvel I have created!” The Prof shouted over the heads of the ponies.
“Who on earth is that?” Twilight asked herself.
“Oh, it’s only the Professor!” Twilight replied to her own question. “What have you invented now Professor?”
“Hm? Oh Twilight!” The Prof replied, leaping down from his stand, “How divine to see you again! And in answer to your question, I have created liquid happiness! Or as I like to call it ‘Liquid H’! Pretty neat, huh?”
“Liquid happiness? What’s that?” Twilight inquired.
“It makes anyone around it happy!” Exclaimed the Prof.
“Really? Does it work?” Twilight asked.
“Course it does! Come, let’s go to your house and I’ll show you how it works!” The Prof exclaimed.
“Okay then Professor!” Replied Twilight.
“So, how did you create the substance?” Inquired Twilight.
“Well, I was just in my lab, mixing different elements, and then I came up with this! I call it, Liquid H!” The Prof exclaimed with pride.
“What did you use?” Twilight asked, as giddy as a school filly.
“Luna gave me some fun and… um … I think it was friendship… anyway, and I mixed them together to create Liquid H!” The Prof proclaimed.
“Better make the most of it .”
“Well, I better be off, I need to make an appearance at the local school, don’t want to be late! See you around!” The Prof said.
“Okay, bye professor!” Twilight replied.
Twilight had been out for 2 hours now, and still no sign of Spike.
“Spike! Oh Spike!!” Shouted Twilight, “Oh Spike, where have you got to?”
“Looking for me?” Asked Spike.
“Oh Spike, you have to stop hiding like this.” Twilight said, “I get really worried about you.”
“Okay, Twilight.” Spike looked at his feet.
“…And that, kids is why you never mix cola with a mento, any questions?” Asked the Prof.
“No? Okay then, I shall be off teacher, I believe I have left something at my dear students’ house, good day!” The Prof said.
"Haha, okay then, by Professor!" Exclaimed Miss Cheerilee,"Have a wonderful day!"
“Oh dear…” The Prof muttered, “Oh very dear, this is very, very bad!”
“I must warn every-pony!” The Prof exclaimed.
“Every-pony! Run for your life! A terrible thing is about to happen! Possible including explosions, and really sweat action sequences! But in any case, run!”
“What’s happening? Is it a party?! I love Parties!!!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
“No, something far worse, it is just as I feared…” The Prof muttered.
“What is it, Professor?” Twilight asked.
“The Liquid H is starting to go sour, as you say. If it is not exterminated in the next 24 hours, all of Equestria will be doomed…” The Prof said darkly.
“What?! No Equestria?! That means… NO PARTIES!! WE MUST STOP THIS!!!” Pinkie Pie shouted.
“Good, now that you’ve got your, ehem, priorities right, we must act now!” The Prof exclaimed, “Come now, we must acquire the right tools to destroy it!”
“What has it become now, Professor?” Twilight asked.
“I believe it has now become… liquid spite…” The Prof replied grimly.
“But, why?” Twilight asked even further.
“Because, if happiness is left unused, it will become spiteful, jealous...”
“I suppose.” Twilight huffed.
“Now, let’s save Equestria, once again!” Pinkie Pie shouted, doing a back-flip.
“Okay, first, we’ll have to collect stuff from my shed, Twilight, you go to my shed and get a Pneumatic drill, some nails, my apron and books on magic by J.R.R. Foalkien, Pinkie Pie, as you’re the fastest, you go around town telling people to leave the premises.” The Prof said, “Clear? Okay go, we only have 23 hours left.”
“Hey, what about me?” Spike tugged at the Prof.
“Hm? Oh you’ll be coming with me, come!” The Prof replied.
“Is it dangerous in there?” Spike asked, sounding weary.
“As dangerous as a swarm of angry bees.” The Prof decided on saying.
Pinkie Pie was running around town like there was no tomorrow, well, there wouldn’t be if the Profs’ plan didn’t work. So Pinkie ran around town warning anyone that hadn’t heard of the news.
“Quickly! Out of town all you’ll all be destroyed! And if you all get destroyed there will be no more parties!” Pinkie Pie shouted at everyone that remained.
Twilight galloped towards the Professors’ house, she entered the small wooden shed and looked around the house.
“Okay, let’s see, pneumatic drill… check, nails, check and the book…. Where’s the book? Oh no, oh no oh no! The books gone!” Twilight exclaimed.
But is it important though? Will the Professor really need it? Twilight thought to herself.
She met up with the Prof in the town square and gave him the bag.
“Very good Twilight, now I shall get to work.” Said the Prof, he then proceeded to get to work.
“But, Professor, you’ve only got a few things, what are you going to do?” Twilight asked.
“Well, I shall use a spell from this book and secure the area, and then I shall proceed to go in there myself.” The Prof explained.
“But, Professor, won’t you die?” Twilight seemed scared now.
“Quite the asker, aren’t you? Now, no more questions.” The Prof said.
“Now, this contraption will only work if I enchant it, and that will take at least an hour. We have 18 hours left so I assume we’ll be alright.” The Prof explained.
More than a “few hours” passed, it was almost night time, and that meant there was less then 14 hours left.
“Professor! What’s taking so long??” Exclaimed Twilight.
“The enchantment is taking longer than expected. It will only take a few minutes… maybe.” The Prof had discomfort in his voice.
“I’ve done it! Now, time to get in the library.”
“No Professor! Don’t do it! You’ll die!” Twilight said.
“Sorry Twilight, my Death is already knocking at my door, and it is time for me to go, it is, after all, my destiny.” The Prof said.
“Okay Professor.”
Twilight put the ashes into an antique jar and went to tell Pinkie Pie to break the good news and the bad news to every-pony. Pinkie Pie dashed of leaving Twilight, Spike and the remains of Professor Hubert Alfred Propane alone.
Everything was dark, not your usual nighttime dark that Luna brought, it was almost like.. The darkness that was at the beginning of the Universe.Where... Where am I..? Oh, that's right, I'm dead, I drank Liquid H, didn't I..? Well, this is boring. Nothing to read, nothing to even SEE, only my thoughts.. This is horrifying. $*%! thought Propane, has he got pulled into the light."Professor! Propane! Wake up! Equestria needs you again!"
It was almost 11pm now, a few young mares were trotting down the street, chatting their usual business.3-Headed Dog attacked Ponyville , or when she said little round insects attacked the town , she just can't stop lying."
Two glaring red eyes followed the 3 mares, he dropped down from the roof-tops behind Sea Swirl.LIQUID H ~Made by Professor HAP Except.. I did know...
