Equestria: Evil From Above

by Weezer14

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1874

Enceladus never thought of himself as much more than a skinny 14 year old gamer who had nothing exciting in his life. Until one day he is magically transported to Equestria to help fight off an ancient evil that not even Celestia can handle.

Enceladus never thought of himself as much more than a skinny 14 year old gamer who had nothing exciting in his life. Until one day he is magically transported to Equestria to help fight off an ancient evil that not even Celestia can handle

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-21 19:06:04 UTC

I have a purpose?

The white light around me was blinding. My mind was filled with thoughts of confusion and terror.

Where the fuck am I?

What the fuck happened?

Why did it happen?

The light began to fade slightly and I began to look around. I noticed several details, bookshelves, books, paper.

My brony knowledge kicked in, "Am I in, Twilight's library?". I could only ponder this for a second before I vomited and blacked out.

My eyes began to open, the room was dark and silent. The blinds were shut and no lights were on.

I sat up, my head throbbing. "Hello?" I called out to the blackness.

"Well hello there, Enceladus." I heard a female voice say.

"How the hell do you know my name?". The purple unicorn stepped into the light.

"Twilight Sparkle? Now I know I must be dreaming.

"You would think that wouldn't you?" she said.

"I dont believe this." I replied.

I tried to pinch myself, but thats when I realized that I had hooves.

"What the fuck?" I said.

Twilight gave me a quizzical look, "Look," she said "I brought you here because Equestria needs you we all depend on you."

"Why do you want my help?" I asked.

Her expression went from blank to sorrowful "We need help with something no pony can handle." she levitated a book off of a shelf "This is an ancient prophecy that has been around for ages. The prophecy tells that 2 eras ago, there was a war that was fought with an ancient species known as the Chrystalites. The species closely resembled the Changelings and they were extremely powerful. We managed to banish or kill most of them, except for their leader, Vargas, who went missing shortly after the final battle of that war. Legend says that he traveled into the stars and will one day make his return. That day has come."

I was startled, and had many more questions to ask.

"How do you know he is returning?" I asked.

"The legend also states that he will fall from the skies like rain, this would explain an anomaly that we have spotted heading for this planet." she replied.

"Why do you need my help?" I asked again.

"There was also a part of history that tells us that someone of great magical power summoned another human before, that was the only way that they defeated him and his armies." she replied.

I looked around and took a deep breath.

"Well," I said "Let's get started."

I already know you!

It was only after the fog of my mind faded that I was truly able to examine both myself and my surroundings.

I was a pony. But not just a pony, a unicorn.

Twilight already taught me some basic levitation spells, wich by the way, were amazing.

My etiquette kicked in. "Sorry I threw up on your floor." I said, my cheeks blushing.

Twilight smiled, "That's ok, sure it was a bitch to clean, but it was worth it to bring you here."

I smiled and by cheeks returned to normal, "I wish I could visit under different circumstances." I said.

"The same," Twilight said "But I can't just bring humans in and out of Equestria without Celestia's permission.".

I heard a knock at the door. Twilight smiled, "The others are here.".

Twilight opened the door and standing there were all other 5 of the mane 6.

Rainbow Dash stepped in first, "So this is the human that we have been waiting for?".

Twilight replied, "He is not much to look at, but he's got it were it counts.".

Great. Good to know that my good 14 year old looks (or lack thereof for that matter) carried into Equestria.

"My name is Rainbow,,," I interrupted her "Don't worry, I already know you.".

Rainbow Dash looked startled "How?". I smiled, "Oh, that's a long story that I'll get into later.".

All of the other ponies were extremely nice and kind. Pinkie Pie even made me a cake, with real buttercream icing! (Wich no one makes from scratch in the human world anymore.). Pinkie Pie turned to me and asked, "What is it like in the human world?". I frowned, compared to Equestria (in terms of hospitality and pece) Earth seemed like a killing floor.

Twilight finally asked the question that I dreaded, "How are we represented in your world?".

My face darkened, "It depends on who is representing you, some of us treat you like a normal person would, fan stories, plushies, websites, and clothing." Rarity perked up "What is fashion like in your world?", "Not as fabulous as it is here." I replied. "Anyway, I am one of those who is normal, then, there are the others..." Pinkie chimed in "Don't keep us in suspense tell us!". I hated this topic, I knew that they would assume that all of us were like that, wich wasn't true. I finally spoke up, "They make Pinkie seem like a serial killer, they make all of you look like sex addicts and killers," my voice was getting louder "Please don't assume that all of us are like that because it isn't true, there are many good people out there that don't think of you girls that way, please don't be like most other humans and assume that we are all like that because we aren't.".

The other ponies stared at me like I had grown another horn. Pinkie Pie spoke up first, "I don't think that all humans are that way", Twilight spoke next "I don't think that either.". All of the other ponies said the same. I looked over all of them, tears filling my eyes, "You girls are the most amazing group of ponies I have ever met, I promise you that I will do everything I can to save this place, I will give my life if I have too.". Twilight hugged me, and all of the other ponies followed. This was the adventure that I have been waiting for.

And I'm Gone...

School

Not everybody likes it, especially those who didn't do well.

I was one of those people.

I was never good at it, I personally think that anything you can learn from school you can learn from the internet.

*sigh*

My friend gave me a quizzical look, "What have you got to be sad about?" my friend asked.

I was snapped back to reality, I had been so lost in thought that I had forgot that I was walking.

"Nothing," I said "I'm fine.".

"Is this about that whole "Nothing exciting will ever happen to me" thing?".

I shot a look at him.

"Yeah, it is, I just hate it how in all of those movies and books, the most normal person can get an adventure handed to them. I mean I am a normal person, where is my adventure?". My friend looked at me and rolled his eyes, "Look, cheer up bro, its Friday and we're being dismissed.". My friend had a great point, it was Friday, and I had a whole list of things to do over the weekend. (Not anything like homework or chores mind you considering that I hate any kind of responsibility whatsoever) I finally saw my mom's car, I said goodbye to my friend and stepped into the car.

"How was your day?" My mom asked.

"Fine" I replied.

"Are you sure?" My mom asked again.

"Yeah, I just really want to get home." I said.

My mom turned, focused on the road and began to drive. I pulled out my phone and began to listen to music, every song on my playlist had something in it that reminded me of adventure. I began to get more depressed. I had to shrug it off, I couldn't let my mom notice because she would pester me until she found out why I was depressed. Soon, we were home, I walked inside, grabbed a bottle of Dr. Pepper and went upstairs to my computer. I began to browse Reddit and chat with some friends on Steam. I guess time really does fly when you are having fun, because before I knew it, It was dark. I took a quick shower brushed my teeth and climbed in my bed. I was extremely tired, waking up for school every morning really took a lot out of me. I was half asleep when I felt something tickle my leg, I thought nothing of it until it began to crawl up and up until my entire body was engulfed in this weird feeling. I opened my eyes and began to panic, all I could see was glittery purple light and I realized that I was floating. And in an instant, I was gone...

V-14b

"The others are going back to their home to pack up for the trip, we will have to leave first thing tomorrow." Twilight said, "But we still have today to go look around the town.".

That sounded great, in the midst of all this terror, there was still some room for fun. "Yeah, let's do that." I replied.

Twilight opened the door, I was blinded by the sunlight. I stepped on to the soft Equestrian soil. The air around me was cool and had a slight breeze along with it. It sure was a busy day around Ponyville, ponies were everywhere. I began to recognize some of them, Derpy, Lyra, Dr. Whooves, Bon Bon. "I know this really good restaurant near the town square." Twilight said, "You'll love it.". I continued to walk with her. "Why does no one here seem to care that the Chrystalite king is returning?" I asked. Twilight answered me without even looking away from the road, "We didn't want to start a panic, as far as they know, it's just a meteorite that will make landfall tomorrow.". Twilight extended her hoof in front of me, "We're here." she said. We took a seat on some hay (wich felt strange compared to the chairs of the human world). A navy blue mare stepped up to the table, "Welcome, what can I get for the star crossed lovers today?". Twilight blushed, "Oh, no, he's just a friend." she said, clearly embarrassed. After we had ordered she turned to me, "By the way, when we talk about the whole Vargas thing, don't call Vargas by name, just call it V-14b." she said. I finished drinking the carrot-flavored cola that I had ordered, "What the hell does V-14b mean?" I asked. Twilight looked at me, "V obviously stands for Vargas, the rest we just came up with ourselves." she answered. After we finished eating, a question came to my mind, "Where will I be sleeping?" I asked. Twilight smiled at me, "In my bed of course, I have a sleeping bag so I'll sleep on the floor." she replied. I smiled back, "Come on now, I'm the guest here, I should sleep in the sleeping bag." I said. "Oh don't humble yourself," she said "a great hero needs a rest.". I was shocked at Twilight's hospitality, no one in the human world was this nice hell, she barely knew me. But hey, I'm not arguing.