Slendermane

I woke up to the sound of birds and a little bit of sunshine was in my eyes.

am I in heaven? I thought as I got to my HOOVES?!

I fell backwards as I stared at my two pure white hooves, was I a horse now?

What ever I was, I wanted to find somebody else, I set off to find a village.

It took me ages to walk... Umm, I mean trot properly and by ages I mean i fell into the village.

I looked around, PONIES?! my mind changed, was I in hell? i'd always hated the show My Little Pony.

A pony walked up to me "welcome to Ponyvile" she said creative species I thought "are you new here?"

I tryed to talk, no different to before "uh, I s'pose I am." I said gingerly

"well then I hope you enjoy your stay here sir." she trotted off

"wait, before you go" I called after her

"yes?" she asked her ears perking up a bit

"what's ya name?" I asked as I might be using it if I continue to stay here

"it's twilight, twilight sparkle" she replied confidently

"thanks" I said trotting of to heck knows where

I arrived at what looked like a road out of town, last route I wanted to take, I turned around to see a pink mare right up in my face.

"Hiya!" she shouted as if I was a mile away

"hi" I said, a bit dazed from the shout

"I've never seen you around before are you new here ooooooh if you are i could show you around, help you meet other ponies, throw you a welcome party?" she said so fast that I felt i bearly knew english.

"uh... I'm fine, thanks though" I trailed off

"pinkie" she said, bouncing like a bunny after fifty sugar logs

"well, pinkie, it was nice to meet you, but I need to go meet somebody" I said slowly moving towards to main part of the village

"okay, cya-bye. Waaaaait a minute... someBODY?" she said with an odd look a me, I felt like she knew i wasn't one of them

"I'm sorry, I'm just tired" I said trying to regain her trust

"oh if you're tired do you wanna stay round my place for the night, it is getting dark and as you're new you might not have anywhere to stay?" she asked as if her life depended on asking the question

"uh..." I thought long and hard about the question... "sure, I do need a place to stay, where is it?"

"this way!" she shouted galloping off

"wait!" I yelled after her trying to keep up

She appeared in-front of me as if she was next to me to whole time "okay i'll slow down..."

We arrived, I'd learnt to walk by this point, around dusk so we went inside, the architecture was very different to human's

"c'mon I'll take you to the guest room" she said bouncing up the stairs

It took me a while but i got up the stairs and into the guest room

"night, don't let the parasprites bite" she said trotting off

I laying in bed staring out the window mulling things over.

Why was I HERE, the one place i hated most, what have I done to deserve this?

Before I knew it I waking up to a scream in the night, it came from far away from the town.

That moment i knew my purpose here, HE was in this... Dimension I suppose, and I had to get rid of him...

I fell asleep again, hoping that i'd stay asleep.

I woke up with the pick mare staring at me "moooooooorning!" she yelled

"holy shit!" I shouted falling out of my bed "the fuck?!"

"what do fuck and shit mean?" she asked tilting her head

"they're... bad words, don't use them" I said

"okie... dokie... lokie..." she said

"so, you never told me. what's your name?" I asked

"it's pinkie pie" she said trotting down the stairs, "hurry up, you'll be late for breakfast"