My Thighs! (No, they haven't turned any less sexy)View OnlineWhelp, this is Mildly SuckishMy Thighs! (No, they haven't turned any less sexy)Yeah, I'm Spencer Abrams and welcome to a transformation of the pony kind My alarm clock played the My Little Pony theme song. I did not get enough sleep last night. Watching the end of the 5th season again really took it out of me. Zecora's defeat was pretty spectacular. If I remember last night correctly it went something like this. (Of course I remembered it correctly I'm fucking Spencer Abrams) Zecora stood on the edge of a cliff her only weapon being the Poison Joke she brought just in case. Rendered useless (Discord only had an extremely high pitched voice and seemed to enjoy it.) Zecora was defenseless. It's too painful to remember, but I can tell you that Zecora didn't pull out a hidden grenade or anything... stupid gravity making zebras fall off cliffs... So I had to get ready for school. Middle School. Yeah I'm only 12. Deal with it. So, I got ready and looked in the mirror. Hair sticking up. Check. Zecora pin. Check. Glasses clean. Check. Yep, that was Spencer: epitome of uncool, the class clown, and having the best attendance record around. Yep, I was the badass I always was. (At least my friends Nick, Kegan, and Blake and I always seemed to think we were.) Man I had this terrible itch on my side. Couldn't let that bother me, I had a whole day of being Spencer to get to. I got to school. Nothing of incident happened. So I went to my posse/niche in the far left corner of the cafeteria. I was obviously the team leader. (We discussed it. I got the most votes. I think Nick is planning to overthrow the government of the Badass Clan though.) My friends all think if we ever had a cosplay, I should be Pinky Pie. I guess I do have the bouncing and ADHD capabilities of her though. Nope I was Ze- HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS IS THAT THE DELICIOUS AROMA OF PIZZA I SMELL?!?!? (... Yes... Yes it was...) School went by without affair that itching was driving me insane. When my mom drove me home I would have to look at it... OMYGAWD OMYGAWD OMYGOD OMYGOD *inhales deeply* OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYDOG OMYGOD I... had... Zecora's... CUTIE MARK FUCK to the YEAH! Author's Note Wooo! made as an addon for Five Score, Divided by Four Link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93383/1/five-score-divided-by-four/1-that-wasnt-there-before
The Long Chapter Where Things HappenView OnlineWhelp, this is Mildly SuckishThe Long Chapter Where Things HappenYes, things happen in this chapter. First off, It was Summer Break now (did I neglect to mention that it was near the end of school?) Three months of finding a cure for pony-ism... See? Total class clown. We needed to get supplies. "Where would a 12 year old get supplies you might ask" Well, when I was little I had $500 dollars in my bank account. You know, interest and stuff. So, yeah around $2,000 dollars to burn on pony supplies. First, we started thinking as cowboys and got leather chaps and stuff like that. Then I realized, we were going to be PONIES not cowboys. So we returned the stuff and started from scratch. We visited places for food and stuff, but I decided we might need medicine. So we went to this farmer store and bought a bunch of medicine. I thought for a split second I saw a flash of rainbow hair. No, it couldn't be. Well, I decided it was a trick of the light and Kegan and I slept at my house. Again. We stated to notice side effects. Yeah shit happened. Kegan was getting shorter. I was getting taller. Having a full grown mare as your favorite character had it's perks. We were slowly becoming more like horses. It was really hard to stand on our feet without tiptoeing around. My skin was becoming pale in some places and darker in others. We were almost discovered. A child heard my voice. I also didn't realize my fabulous tail was sticking out. (I have decided to name it Charles. What? I name everything. EVERYTHING!) I was almost talking in rhymes. Almost. I could suppress it if I really tried. And I did have to try. You would not believe how hard it is to think of a word that rhymes with cheeseburger. Kegan was getting an accent of the southern kind. It was hilarious to listen to. We were really afraid to fall asleep. Things changed when we fell asleep. We decided not to sleep until we could figure it out. That plan went miserably. We were only able to do it for one night. ONE FREAKING NIGHT! Yeah, shit happened. We grew hooves. Honestly, The hooves were a lot better. I wouldn't have to worry about running into furniture now. SCREW YOU COFFEE TABLE! ...There is no more coffee table by the way... Anyway, we continued to watch MLP so we could act more like our characters. It might help us if we meet other ponies/people who are like us. Also, I was getting really got at making rhymes. "Fear not my rhyme making power" "For if you do, your life will become sour" Pretty beast, right? Yeah we were getting pretty good at this.
I has a mowhawk.View OnlineWhelp, this is Mildly SuckishI has a mowhawk.My Cutie Mark is awesome! My friend Kegan and I are basically something like this: Imagine two little girls. Imagine They had the same birthday. Imagine they got the presents they wanted. ALL the presents they wanted. Imagine someone ten times happier. Imagine the two extremely happy little girls couldn't talk or brag about their toys at all. AT ALL. AT ALL! Yeah, I should probably back up. We had horse ears. Cartoon horse ears. They felt really weird. Kegan's were yellow. Mine were black and white. Who does Zecora interact with? Applebloom, Kegan was turning into Applebloom. I'm glad I'm the one who turned into Zecora. We were both squealing with delight through out school the next day. TWO. VERY. EXCITED. LITTLE. GIRLS. Yeah, we had a sleepover. We watched the episode "Hearts and Hooves Day" It was the only episode on Netflix we both knew had our characters in it. We watched the part where Applebloom is in Zacora's shack a bunch of times. Next we watched "The Cutie Pox" After that, we watched my introductory video in season one. Then we watched the CMC episodes. TWO! VERY! EXCITED! LITTLE! GIRLS! When we woke up, we were having hair problems. I had a black and white mohawk. That was cool. (Heh heh HAHAHAHAHAAH) Kegan... (Heh) had a... (ha) red and girly mane (HAHAHAHAHAHAAFJAGNANCVIKNBD) ...Ahem... I'm cool now... (Bwahahkajdhfcslkdhfjkh) Also, we had tails. Tails. Beast. I had a black tail that felt really nice. Kegan had a short little red tail. I laughed so very much. Let's just say it ended with a broken nose for Spencer-pony. Totally worth it. I always wish Zecora would be a human. ...WAIT HOLD THE PHONE HERE! Re-read paragraph 7. "MY introductory video" ...Shit, my brain is thinking of Zecora as me.