Prisoner Escape: Tales Of A Convict

Donald woke up, very tired and very sore.  One moment he was in his cell, investigating the bright light, and now he wakes

up in an unfamiliar location.  When his senses got back to him, he immediately realized he wasn't in his cell anymore.  Or in jail

for that matter!  Donald thought he would celebrate later.  He was in some type of forest.  He tried to figure out why he was there, but could not figure out how or why he is here.  Donald decided he should get out of the forest and go to civilization......If he ever found a way out of this forest.  Donald was very paranoid, he thought he saw eyes all around him, stalking him.

He couldn't take it anymore, he ran.  Donald ran so fast in a straight line to get out of the forest.  He felt like he was running forever.  Eventually after jumping twigs and avoiding logs and all other obstacles that were in his path.  He stopped.  He saw light!  "Yes!!! Oh my god, light!!!, jesus christ its finally good to get out of this forest!!" Donald exclaimed to no one in particular.  When he reached the light at the end of the forest.  He was immediately blinded momentarily.  He was running in a dark forest and the sudden light took a minute or so to get adjusted to. After catching his breathe from all that running and regaining his eye sight.  He took a good look around to where he was.

Donald noticed there was a dirt road leading to what Donald thought was some type of town.  "Ok, so i got out of the forest and now im in front of a town.  Oh shit!!!! I still have my prison jumpsuit on me!! They will know im an escaped prisoner!!!!" "FUCK!!!" Donald shouted angrily.  He thought his best plan of action was to keep hidden and survey the town, and try to discard these prison clothes and find new ones.  He tip toed to the nearest tree closest to the town and decided to watch it from the safety of the tree.  As he got to the tree he noticed something that nearly made him blow his cover right then and there.  He thought his eyes were playing tricks on him.  He saw or, at least thought he saw colorful ponies in the town!!!! And worst of all he heard them talking!!!!! "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BALLS!!!!! COLORFUL PONIES!!!!" He screamed.  He immediately regretted it.  He then thought he saw a few of the ponies stop and look in his general direction. He bolted right then and there back into the forest.

"Holy mother fuck, i nearly flipped shit!!!!" Donald exclaimed. To see if this was a dream.  And he hoped it was, he punched the tree he was leaning against.  "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!" He screamed in pain.  "Ok im not dreaming, this is real......"  "Ok calm yourself Donald, take deep breathes, he told himself.  "Ok. He said after taking several deep breathes.  "Ok i know i cant hide in this forest forever, so im gonna have to confront these colorful ponies sooner or later." He knew he couldn't just walk right into town.  From what he could gather. If this town was populated by ponies.  And since he saw them talking. They were probably sentient.  So he guessed they never may have seen a human before.  "Ok new plan, keep a very VERY low profile and watch the town from a safe......and soundproof distance."

After Donald got his plan together, he then decided to go back to the town and watch the ponies every move.  He hoped by from watching them, he could gather intel on how they run, how they socialize, and other important information on this new town. "I wonder if the people back at the correctional facility noticed im missing." He said aloud to himself.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ISN'T THERE????!!!, SEARCH THIS PRISON HIGH AND LOW AND CONTACT THE NEARBY TOWNS TO SEE IF THEY SAW HIM!!!!!!!!!" The warden was absolutely FURIOUS that one the inmates had possibly escaped.  The guard who Donald hated, reported that he was not in his cell, and he alerted the warden. And the warden blew up on him.  He was in so much fear, cause he knew when the warden was mad, there was usually trouble for the CO's.  "I assure you sir, we are searching this prison high and low for the missing inmate". the guard said. "YOU BETTER BE YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT, YOU BETTER SEARCH EVERY CRACK OF THIS PRISON, CAUSE IF I FIND OUT HE ISN'T HERE, I WILL PERSONALLY GIVE THE STRICTEST PUNISHMENT I CAN POSSIBLE HAND DOWN ON YOU!!!!!!" The warden screamed and then slammed his fist down on his desk.  "I WILL NOT HAVE THIS PRISONER RUIN THIS PRISONS REPUTATION!!!!" IF THE REST OF THE COUNTRY FINDS OUT, THIS PRISON WILL BE A LAUGHING STOCK AND WORST OF ALL I WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE AND IF IM HELD RESPONSIBLE I WILL MAKE ALL OF THE CO'S JOBS HERE A LIVING FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!" The warden screamed.  The guard was absolutely terrified. Donald would love to see him cowering in fear.  "Y-Y-Yes s-s-ir" He said fearfully.  He was sweating profusely. And he left the wardens office absolutely terrified.

"Meh, i bet they didn't even notice i was gone yet." Donald said to himself.  Donald climbed up a nearby tree, he camouflaged himself with several leaves and branches he found scattered around.  After getting himself into a comfortable position, He sat like a kid in a movie theater and watched the whole town go on about their business, completely oblivious to the escaped human convict watching them.

Meanwhile in Twilight's library, Twilight was in a mid day studying spree.  "Twilight!" Spike called.  "Ugh, what is it now Spike? Cant you see im busy?" Twilight said?  "I thought you would like to take a break and go out and get some fresh air.  It is a very nice day out today." Spike answered.  "Ugh Spike, I don't have time for silly games." Twilight said. But Twilight, look outside its beautiful, take a break from studying will you?" Spike pleaded.  Twilight just glared at Spike, and shook her head and said: "I have too much to do Spike, go run along and play if you want.  "Fine", said Spike defeated.  He didn't mind seeing Twilight work a lot.  He just wanted her to go outside and have fun a little. All of a sudden a pink blur rushed into the library and knocked Twilight and her books she was studying down.  "PINKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" Twilight asked angrily.  "Twilight thank goodness your here! I had this pinkie sense and whenever i get this certain pinkie sense, it means theres a new pony in town!!!!"  Twilight got up from where she was knocked down and looked at Pinkie and calmly said: "Pinkie a lot of new ponies come into town, why do u need to tell me?"  Pinkie looked right at her and said: "This is different, i never had this pinkie sense before, it means there is somepony new in town, but my pinkie sense tells me there is something different about this pony!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"What do you mean different?" Twilight asked. Pinkie said: "I don't know but my pinkie sense tells me he is nearby watching us!!!" Twilight's ears perked up when she said this and looked at Pinkie, she knew from the past her pinkie senses don't lie and they are to be taken seriously, but when she said somepony was watching us, she got immediately concerned.  "Pinkie, listen to me carefully". said twilight in a serious tone, does your pinkie sense say this pony is a threat?" Pinkie responded in a half worried tone: "Twilight my pinkie sense says that this may not even be a pony, but something else entirely!!!"  Twilight just stood there and looked at Pinkie.  She knew Pinkie was odd at times, but she would never lie about something like this.  "Pinkie Pie". "Yes Twilight?"  Pinkie immediately responded.  "Get the girls, were to find this somepony."  Pinkie then jumped up and down saying: YAAAY A HIDE AND SEEK GAME, DON'T WORRY TWILIGHT ILL GET THE GIRLS, Pinkie said and did a mock salute and then ran off out of the library.  "Spike!" Yes Twilight?" Spike responded.  "Im taking your advice, im going out."