Prisoner Escape: Tales Of A Convict

by Unknown2You

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Dark, Human, Comedy
Length: 3868

25 year old Donald Lentini was charged with armed robbery and was found guilty and is currently serving 10 years in jail. But that all changed when he is magically swept away into Equestria.

25 year old Donald Lentini was a good guy, he graduated high school, had a good stable job, but all that changed when he got in with the wrong crowd. He met some "friends" that pressured him into helping them with a bank robbery. And before he knew it he was a criminal. He was tried and found guilty for armed robbery and he was sentenced to 10 years in a State Correctional Facility. (aka jail) He thought his life was crashing down on him, until a magical light swept him away and gave him a get outta jail free card to hopefully start a new in Equestria. How will he cope from being a prisoner to a free man? Will he find true friendship? How well will he hide his criminal past from the ponies of Equestria?

First Story I ever written, criticism appreciated, but no hateful comments please :)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-24 22:03:41 UTC

Get Out Of Jail Free!

Donald jolted upright from his bed, in a cold sweat.  He had the same nightmare again. Ever since he robbed that bank

all those years ago, the nightmares didn't stop for him.  He did have some peaceful night's sleep, but that was not a lot.

"ALRIGHT YOU GUYS, UP AND CENTER!" The prison guard yelled.  Donald eventually got up, groaned and quickly put on

his clothes as did the rest of the people from the other cells. "COME ON PEOPLE, BREAKFAST STARTS IN LESS THAN 5

MINUTES IF YOUR LATE, YOU WILL GET NO FOOD!" Damn Donald hated that guard, always a pain. Sure there were other nice guards, but this one was a typical drill type sergeant type of guard. His cell block always seemed to get stuck with him.

Donald and his other cell mates got up and before they knew it, there cells were unlocked and they were in a straight line. "COME ON LADIES LETS GO, STRAIGHT LINE COME ON!!" Donald grumbled under neath his breath.  "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY DONALD??!" The prison guard yelled in his face.  Donald wanted to punch this guard so bad, he made his life here a living hell.  But when your in prison, your rights are taken away, so your not in control, but still he wondered, why a drill type guard? "DONALD LENTINI, IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS, YOUR WHOLE CELL BLOCK WILL HAVE A HOUR LATE BREAKFAST, SO I ASK AGAIN, REPEAT  WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!!!" Donald looked at his cell mates, they were starring daggers at him.

"Sir, I said nothing sir, i was just talking to myse- "WHAT WERE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF FOR DONALD?!!?" Donald hated this, whenever the guard asked him a question, he would never give him time to respond. "Nothing Sir, I was just saying I wonder what will have for breakfast today sir."  The guard starred him down trying as hard as he could to look intimidating to Donald.  "OK, THAT WILL BE ALL DONALD, THE REST OF YOU MOVE!!!!"

The guard yelled. Other guards joined in help escort the inmates to the breakfast wing. Donald went through the line, got his breakfast, and sat down at his normal table, he sat by himself.  He wasn't a hardcore criminal, just got caught in the wrong crowd.  So he feel he didn't belong to sit with the other inmates, so he sat alone. Luckily no one usually bothered him, because they thought he was a wimp and they couldn't use him.  He was lucky in that sense.  He always tried to steer clear of the gangs and riots as much as possible. But sometimes people did come over to his table and give him shit, but the guards usually put a stop to it before he got hurt.

But today was different, one of the inmates went up to him and started talking crap to him getting in his face. Donald tried to back away, but to no avail, before he knew it he was punched right in the stomach.  He clenched his stomach in pain, and after that about 5 guards detained the person who punched Donald and dragged him away.  Donald just sighed and clenched in pain and returned to what was left of his breakfast.

After breakfast was over, he went back to his cell, and inmates had 1 hour to relax before recreation court came along.  Donald just sat in his bed, somewhat clutching his stomach in pain.  He hated this life.  He wished there was a way out.  He knew he had to do 10 years of this.  He wasn't made for prison.  After taking like 5 minutes to pity himself he got up and stretched in his cell and decided to lay down.

He thought of how it would be nice to go away to a faraway land, just to get away from all this. He thought about how he got in this mess. He thought of the day when he got pressured into the bank robbery.  He was with his group of "friends" when one of them had a uncle who had a AK-47.  The group decided they would use it to rob a bank and get some quick cash.

Donald was chosen to have hold the gun and demand the bank teller for the money. Why? They said do it for us. He was told to demand 10 grand.  He now knew they just used him so if they got busted he would get the hefty charges.  He was supposed to get the money and bring it to the getaway vehicle where his "friends" were waiting.  When he got in the van they drove off.

They were caught 3 days later and they were all individually tried.  Donald got the worst punishment because he was the one who actually held the gun and demanded cash from the bank teller. The rest of his "friends" got from 2 years to a few months.  He ratted out his friends and told the police where they lived.  When they found large quantities of cash in their respective homes, they were arrested.

His friends scowled him for ratting them out and saying stuff like: "You deserved those 10 years" and, "I'm gonna get you when you get out." Donald sat their for 15 minutes thinking all of this.  He just thought of how stupid he

was to get caught up in this.  He felt angry because he was used by his "friends"  The more he thought about it, the more

angry he got.  So he stopped thinking about it.  He let out a sigh and tried to get a  comfortable position in his bed.

When all of a sudden, a bright white flashed in the corner of his cell.  His curiosity got the

better of him and he went over to inspect the light more closely.  It was very bright, but not bright enough to blind him.  When

he reached out to touch it, he felt light headed, and then Donald faded into unconscious.

Where Am I?

Donald woke up, very tired and very sore.  One moment he was in his cell, investigating the bright light, and now he wakes

up in an unfamiliar location.  When his senses got back to him, he immediately realized he wasn't in his cell anymore.  Or in jail

for that matter!  Donald thought he would celebrate later.  He was in some type of forest.  He tried to figure out why he was there, but could not figure out how or why he is here.  Donald decided he should get out of the forest and go to civilization......If he ever found a way out of this forest.  Donald was very paranoid, he thought he saw eyes all around him, stalking him.

He couldn't take it anymore, he ran.  Donald ran so fast in a straight line to get out of the forest.  He felt like he was running forever.  Eventually after jumping twigs and avoiding logs and all other obstacles that were in his path.  He stopped.  He saw light!  "Yes!!! Oh my god, light!!!, jesus christ its finally good to get out of this forest!!" Donald exclaimed to no one in particular.  When he reached the light at the end of the forest.  He was immediately blinded momentarily.  He was running in a dark forest and the sudden light took a minute or so to get adjusted to. After catching his breathe from all that running and regaining his eye sight.  He took a good look around to where he was.

Donald noticed there was a dirt road leading to what Donald thought was some type of town.  "Ok, so i got out of the forest and now im in front of a town.  Oh shit!!!! I still have my prison jumpsuit on me!! They will know im an escaped prisoner!!!!" "FUCK!!!" Donald shouted angrily.  He thought his best plan of action was to keep hidden and survey the town, and try to discard these prison clothes and find new ones.  He tip toed to the nearest tree closest to the town and decided to watch it from the safety of the tree.  As he got to the tree he noticed something that nearly made him blow his cover right then and there.  He thought his eyes were playing tricks on him.  He saw or, at least thought he saw colorful ponies in the town!!!! And worst of all he heard them talking!!!!! "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BALLS!!!!! COLORFUL PONIES!!!!" He screamed.  He immediately regretted it.  He then thought he saw a few of the ponies stop and look in his general direction. He bolted right then and there back into the forest.

"Holy mother fuck, i nearly flipped shit!!!!" Donald exclaimed. To see if this was a dream.  And he hoped it was, he punched the tree he was leaning against.  "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!" He screamed in pain.  "Ok im not dreaming, this is real......"  "Ok calm yourself Donald, take deep breathes, he told himself.  "Ok. He said after taking several deep breathes.  "Ok i know i cant hide in this forest forever, so im gonna have to confront these colorful ponies sooner or later." He knew he couldn't just walk right into town.  From what he could gather. If this town was populated by ponies.  And since he saw them talking. They were probably sentient.  So he guessed they never may have seen a human before.  "Ok new plan, keep a very VERY low profile and watch the town from a safe......and soundproof distance."

After Donald got his plan together, he then decided to go back to the town and watch the ponies every move.  He hoped by from watching them, he could gather intel on how they run, how they socialize, and other important information on this new town. "I wonder if the people back at the correctional facility noticed im missing." He said aloud to himself.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ISN'T THERE????!!!, SEARCH THIS PRISON HIGH AND LOW AND CONTACT THE NEARBY TOWNS TO SEE IF THEY SAW HIM!!!!!!!!!" The warden was absolutely FURIOUS that one the inmates had possibly escaped.  The guard who Donald hated, reported that he was not in his cell, and he alerted the warden. And the warden blew up on him.  He was in so much fear, cause he knew when the warden was mad, there was usually trouble for the CO's.  "I assure you sir, we are searching this prison high and low for the missing inmate". the guard said. "YOU BETTER BE YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT, YOU BETTER SEARCH EVERY CRACK OF THIS PRISON, CAUSE IF I FIND OUT HE ISN'T HERE, I WILL PERSONALLY GIVE THE STRICTEST PUNISHMENT I CAN POSSIBLE HAND DOWN ON YOU!!!!!!" The warden screamed and then slammed his fist down on his desk.  "I WILL NOT HAVE THIS PRISONER RUIN THIS PRISONS REPUTATION!!!!" IF THE REST OF THE COUNTRY FINDS OUT, THIS PRISON WILL BE A LAUGHING STOCK AND WORST OF ALL I WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE AND IF IM HELD RESPONSIBLE I WILL MAKE ALL OF THE CO'S JOBS HERE A LIVING FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!" The warden screamed.  The guard was absolutely terrified. Donald would love to see him cowering in fear.  "Y-Y-Yes s-s-ir" He said fearfully.  He was sweating profusely. And he left the wardens office absolutely terrified.

"Meh, i bet they didn't even notice i was gone yet." Donald said to himself.  Donald climbed up a nearby tree, he camouflaged himself with several leaves and branches he found scattered around.  After getting himself into a comfortable position, He sat like a kid in a movie theater and watched the whole town go on about their business, completely oblivious to the escaped human convict watching them.

Meanwhile in Twilight's library, Twilight was in a mid day studying spree.  "Twilight!" Spike called.  "Ugh, what is it now Spike? Cant you see im busy?" Twilight said?  "I thought you would like to take a break and go out and get some fresh air.  It is a very nice day out today." Spike answered.  "Ugh Spike, I don't have time for silly games." Twilight said. But Twilight, look outside its beautiful, take a break from studying will you?" Spike pleaded.  Twilight just glared at Spike, and shook her head and said: "I have too much to do Spike, go run along and play if you want.  "Fine", said Spike defeated.  He didn't mind seeing Twilight work a lot.  He just wanted her to go outside and have fun a little. All of a sudden a pink blur rushed into the library and knocked Twilight and her books she was studying down.  "PINKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" Twilight asked angrily.  "Twilight thank goodness your here! I had this pinkie sense and whenever i get this certain pinkie sense, it means theres a new pony in town!!!!"  Twilight got up from where she was knocked down and looked at Pinkie and calmly said: "Pinkie a lot of new ponies come into town, why do u need to tell me?"  Pinkie looked right at her and said: "This is different, i never had this pinkie sense before, it means there is somepony new in town, but my pinkie sense tells me there is something different about this pony!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"What do you mean different?" Twilight asked. Pinkie said: "I don't know but my pinkie sense tells me he is nearby watching us!!!" Twilight's ears perked up when she said this and looked at Pinkie, she knew from the past her pinkie senses don't lie and they are to be taken seriously, but when she said somepony was watching us, she got immediately concerned.  "Pinkie, listen to me carefully". said twilight in a serious tone, does your pinkie sense say this pony is a threat?" Pinkie responded in a half worried tone: "Twilight my pinkie sense says that this may not even be a pony, but something else entirely!!!"  Twilight just stood there and looked at Pinkie.  She knew Pinkie was odd at times, but she would never lie about something like this.  "Pinkie Pie". "Yes Twilight?"  Pinkie immediately responded.  "Get the girls, were to find this somepony."  Pinkie then jumped up and down saying: YAAAY A HIDE AND SEEK GAME, DON'T WORRY TWILIGHT ILL GET THE GIRLS, Pinkie said and did a mock salute and then ran off out of the library.  "Spike!" Yes Twilight?" Spike responded.  "Im taking your advice, im going out."

Human meets technicolor ponies

Donald was truly and utterly amazed.  He could not believe what he was seeing.  He not only saw ponies, but he also saw what looked like ponies with horns unicorns maybe? He thought. And he also saw ponies with wings,  He wasn't sure what they were called, so he just named them flying ponies.  Donald saw how these ponies talked to each other, surprisingly  they spoke English!  He saw how they did trade with one another.  He saw these ponies buy and sell stuff from these stands.  It reminded him of a farmers market.  He saw ponies selling fruits, vegetables, and other goods.  He also saw how the flying ponies moved the clouds.  "Holy Fuck these flying ponies can move clouds???!!!" He said to himself.  What he saw was truly a sight to behold.  No one on Earth would ever dream of a place like this.  "Hehe if there was some way i can show this to people back on Earth, I would be fucking rich for making such a discovery like this!" He chuckled to himself.

Pinkie just got back and gathered all the main 6 in Twilight's library.  "Twilight what's this all about?, you interrupted my daytime nap and i wanna know why."  Rainbow dash complained.  Yes, darling rainbow dash does have a point, why is this so important that we all had to stop what we were doing?"  I was in the middle of making a fine set of clothes for a pony in canterlot.  "Ah wanna know too Twi, whats with all the ruckus?" "I was making good bits selling my apples." Applejack said.  Fluttershy  then spoke up. "Yes Twilight, i was helping some baby birds to fly." Fluttershy said in her usual quiet tone.  "Ok everypony please listen to me, i know this is gonna sound crazy but apparently Pinkie's pinkie sense has detected a new pony in town."  Before  anypony said anything Twilight cut them off.  "I know what your gonna say, so what, a new pony in town right?"  "Well according to pinkie over here."  She pointed her hoof to Pinkie.  "Pinkie says this isnt just any old pony.  "She says this isn't a pony at all!" Everyone all looked at Twilight then back at Pinkie"  Pinkie then spoke up.  "Yes! I think there is some pony new in town but he isnt a pony! My pinkie sense is sensing a weird vibe off of him.  I don't know if its good or bad, but either way its exciting!" Pinkie said in her usual happy go lucky way.

"So what your saying is, this pony or whatever it is, is a threat?" Rainbow Dash asked slowly starting to get curious.  "I dont know Rainbow, but according to Pinkie, its giving off a weird vibe, so we dont know." Twilight said.  Rainbow then got excited. "Aw Yeah!!!! I cant wait to fight this thing, its gonna be so cool!" Rainbow dash flew up in the air and exclaimed.  Applejack spoke up.  "Simmer down there, they said we dont know if its a threat."  Rainbow just rolled her eyes.  Rairty then spoke up.  "Well if it is a threat, i don't want it coming to my boutique and ruining all of my designs and such" Rarity said.  Fluttershy then spoke up.  "Maybe its a animal in need of help?"  Twilight then spoke up. "Look everypony, i dont know what it is or if its a threat or not, but i dont wanna take any chances, so im here asking of all you do u wanna help me look for this pony or whatever it is?"  After a couple of minutes everyone nodded their heads.  "Ok good." Twilight said.  "Spike!" Twilight called. "Yes Twilight?" "Can you watch over the library while were gone?" Spike did a mock salute and said: "You can count on me Twilight!" Twilight smiled and then said to everypony: "Ok everypony lets get searching!"

Donald sat up there for hours, or what felt like hours anyway.  He heard his stomach grumble.  "Well looks like im off to search for food." Donald said to himself.  He slowly got out of the tree, making sure no one saw him.  "Hmm, ill wait till nightfall, and then go through the streets and pick up food scraps."  "I know they have fruit here so, im gonna go look for fruit in the trees when the town is asleep." He said to himself.  He then looked up at the sky, from the sun, he could tell it was almost dinnertime.

The main 6 searched all over the town, for any pony that seemed suspicious or our of place.  Twilight then said to the 5 to ask around if they heard or saw anything strange today.  They thought it was a good idea, so they split up and asked everypony in town.  None of them said anything of interest.  Rainbow Dash then asked one pony if she saw anything and she replied.  "Come to think of it, earlier today i heard somepony yell, it was a male. i can tell that, i couldnt hear what it was saying but i heard it say something like buck and when i turned to see what made that sound, i saw a diamind dog like figure running into the forest." Rainbow Dash got excited but held it in. "Thanks!" she said to the pony and flew off to tell of her findings.

When the main 6 re grouped.  They discussed their findings.  "I didnt come up with anything dears." Rarity said " Pinkie then spoke up.  "Nothing to report here, she said while wearing a sherlock-holmes type outfit.  Futtershy then said: Im sorry girls, i didn't find out anything, if that okay.... AJ said: Ahm sorry but i didnt find notin either.  Twilight then said.  I didn't find out anything either.  Rainbow Dash then spoke up. "I found out something!" she said to everypony really loud. The 5 said at the same time "You Did?" Rainbow said: Ya i asked some mare and she said she heard a stallion voice scream something, but she couldnt make it out, but when she turned around to see who screamed, she said she saw a diamond dog like figure run into the woods"? RD Explained.  All 5 of them had shocked expressions.  "A Diamond Dog?!?" Twilight exclaimed. Woah Twilight calm down!" RD said. "The mare said Diamond Dog LIKE FIGURE!"  All 5 of them had the same shocked expressions.  RD continued: "I think if it was a diamond dog, she would have said diamond dog but she said a figure LOOKING like a diamond dog headed to the woods."  "Yall sure of this Rainbow" AJ said uncertainly.  "Yes im sure of it!" She said slightly irritaited.  "She said it went into the woods and- OMG GIRLS LOOK BEHIND YOU!!"  Rainbow Dash yelled.  All 6 of them looked into the direction where RD was pointing and they all gasped at what they saw.  A bipedal like figure in the distance with orange like fur was looking around on the edge of the town looking on the ground for something.  When he got up and looked into the direction of the main 6, he looked directly at them and the main 6 looked directly at the creature.  And before they said anything else, the creature ran into the forest.  "Everypony AFTER THE CREATURE!!!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. And rainbow flew into the direction of the creature and everypony else soon followed her.

2 minutes before:

Donald was killing time, looking on the ground for any type of food.  "Oh man, im getting hungry, i dont know if ill last till nightfall" He said to himself.  After checking the ground he stood up and he froze.  He saw 6 of the ponies in the town like 20-30 feet away, looking direclty at him.  Donalds heart just skipped a few beats and he was frozen in place.  He wanted to run but, was too afraid.  After like 30 seconds, his body responded and Donald just bolted into the forest.  He thought he heard someone say "After the creature!" He thought the ponies were talking about him.  "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, FUCK HOLY FUCK SHIT, IVE BEEN DISCOVRED!!!!!!" Donald yelled as he ran into the forest.

The main 6 took after the creature.  Rainbow Dash flew into the forest looking for the creature.  "Girls this way!" She yelled.  They followed her and they eventually regrouped. "Where did the creature go?" Twilight asked frantically.  Everyone looked at Twilight. "Well?!" Ah dont know sugercube, that thing was preety fast on two hooves."  Twilght then realized something.  "Girls!!, if the creature looked staright at us and then ran, the creature must be intelligent!!, He was obviosly afraid so he fled!!!" Twilight said excitidely.  "Well darlings we won't know for sure unless we find this creature." Rarity said.  "The poor creature looked like it was spooked.  Fluttershy said.  "Rainbow Dash then said: "How are we gonna find it???"  "Ooh Ooh I know, my pinkie sense will track it!!!" Pinkie said excitedly.  Everyone nodded and Pinkie's tail twitched and she said: "FOLLOW ME!!!" In a happy care free go lucky tone.  Everypony followed Pinkie in the forest.

Donald hid inside a nearby log, his heartbeat quicked when he heard footsteps coming towards the log.  "Shit! Shit!, i hope they dont find me, please god dont let them find me!!" Donald said in a desperate tone.The footsteps got closer and closer until they stopped like 5 inches from the log. Donald was on edge, he was sweating, his heartrate was so fast.  Then all of a sudden a Pink pony popped its head into the log and said: "HI! Im Pinkie Pie!"  "AAAAAGH" Donald said before he passed out due to be frightened so badly.  The last thing he heard was concerned voices as he slowly faded into unconsciousness.