Derp.

A melancholy Pegasus stared out of the window of her home’s attic. She had sent Dinky immediately to her grandmother’s for a few months while she waited for the heat to cool down. She looked over to her mail bag, she wouldn’t need it anymore. Her boss had been in the crowd, and lets just say, its not really good for business when one of your carriers just publicly chopped off the heads of the two ponies who ruled the land. She went back to staring dejectedly out the window, watching the heavy storm that poured through the land.

The pegasi on the weather team had made a storm pick up to wash away the debris, and to commemorate the day that one of the greatest fuck-ups had occurred. She let her head fall against the dusty cool glass, feeling the vibrations of the rain on the window massage vainly at her growing headache. I am such a bucking “derp” up. She let a choked sob out, the tears falling before she knew what was happening. She looked into the window, and her displaced eyes “stared” back.

I hate you.... I HATE YOU!She smashed her hooves into the window repeatedly, and even when the window lay shattered at her feet she still ripped at the window, clawing at the wall and frame around it, cutting deeply into her skin. The temporarily insane mare panted heavily as she caught her reflection in one of the shards at her feet. She was reminded of that day in the bathroom, and she suddenly got an idea as she looked at her “derped” eyes. Smiling insanely she looked into her reflection, raising her hoof slowly above her head to deliver the last blow as her wicked plan finally fell into place in her now broken mind.

I just don't know what went wrong, but I know how to fix it...