As part of the Celestial law, citizens of Equestria are not allowed to own weapons. Why would ponies need such a law, surely they would never harm anypony? The true nature of ponies and the world in which they inhabit is a well kept secret. The secret is kept for a good reason, and Celestia knows it. Her student knows firsthoof what happens to a pony when they understand everything.



Hello. This is my first attempt at pony fiction. Doesn't that fill your mind with joy? Anyways, this fic is intended as a dark comedy more than anything, but not in the laugh out loud way. Any constructive criticism of my writing style, pace, tense, characterization, plot, or otherwise is greatly appreciated. I want to improve as much as possible.