the new guy

by 8bitmason

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Human, Sad
Length: 996

a man who gets lost in equstrea.

mason mcdonald gets lost in equstrea. i wold say more but i dont want to spoil it for you. ;)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-25 21:19:42 UTC

a new begining

prolog

i was just patrolling around the city in my car when the radio sounded "there is a terrorist bombing going on in hospital on

east 42 avanew, we need some serious backup here!"

well this looks like a job for the swat team, so i simply picked up the radio and said "anyone else here that? *crackle*"

"sure did, shall we meet up at the station and get suited up? *crackle*" one of my fellow swat team members said.

"no, were just going to sit here and let them blow up a hospital, idiot. *crackle*" my other swat partner ringo said.

then i said " ringo, cut off the  sarcasm and get to the station. *crackle*"

BRASE FOR AUTHOR SELF INSERTION!!! "sure thing mason. *crackle*" said ringo

after suiting up and about to go in ringo said "really harry, combat shotgun and tranc gun?"

thats my other swat member, and he said "first of all, have you ever been in this hospital? its nothing but close quarters

hallways, second, thats a last resort, you no we are not supost to kill unless nessesery, even if there trying to blow up

a hospital, so..." he taps his tranc gun, and smiles.

"alright, lets go, we got to get in this hospital, GO GO GO!" i said not thinking to look first, good job mason.

i opened the door and then... *BOOM!* a small explosion, sending shrapnel into my arm and side. "FUCK!" i yell, thank god

for flak vests, or that shrapnel wold have gone right into my kidney, and man wold that suck.

harry got it worse then i did, due to him being closer to the explosion, he was out cold.

"RINGO!" i yelled "STAY WITH HARRY, ILL GO AHEAD!" and i did, just to find some guy wearing a mask and holding a trigger.

"not a step further." he said and i stopped dead in my tracks "see, if i hit this little button here we all die, and i dont

really care about my life let alone yours. wait... im being a ganerick villein and telling you my plan and luring you

into a trap, so i think ill just hit this now." and he did.

i awoke in a forest with a raging headache and covered in blood with a yellow horse with a pink mane and tale staring

at me with wide eyes. "unng... my head" i said. the horse quivered and said "oh, um you can talk?"

i stared at here with the same wide eyes that she was staring it me with just a few seconds before. "oh, so im ether dead and the afterlife is really weird, or im out cold on they put the wrong drug in me, just great."

the talking horse said "um ok, if you say so. my name is fluttershy. whats yours?

taking a second to think about it, seeing that i hit my head, i responded "mason... mason mcdonald."

fluttershy said "um, can you walk?

looking down at my leg and seeing a bone sticking out of my skin all i can say is "only one way to find out..."

i cant.

"um i  could carry you if that helps?" she said

"thank you butshersty you are to kind" i replied

"um my name is fluttershy" she said

"sorry my bad. but um... were are we going?" i said

"back to my cottage, id take you to the hospital but i only  have a wingpower of 2.3."

i notes her wings and i say "wait, you have wings? and thanks but i think id rather not go to a hospital right now, not after what just happened."

fluttershy said " of course i have wings silly, i am a pegesis. and what just happened?"

"ill explane on the way there." i said

i fall asleep on the way to fluttershys and when i woke up i found myself surrounded by ponys, with my mind coming to i started screeming at the top of my lungs realizing the insanity of the situation. after i finely calmed down, a purple unicorn approached me and said "hi my name is twilight sparkle, and i came to ask you a couple of questions, ok."

panting hevely  i agreed.

"ok first and foremost, what ARE you?" she said poking and prodding my side.

i replied "um, what"

"what are you, the closest thing thing we have of your species in recorded equstrean history would be a monkey." she said

"um human... scientific name Homo sapiens."

she scribbles down on a notepad "alright, so how did you get here?" she said

"i dont no actually." i replied

"what is the last thing that happened before you got here?" she asked

"i dont want to talk about it" i said

"look, this is a very esanchel  to are research ok?" she said

"well..." i explained what happened.

they all just stared at me with wide eyes.

"well *clears throat* i think thats all of the um questions we need to ask for now. and its getting dark you can stay at my house if you want." she said

"um no thanks. i dont think i can live with a talking horse" i said

"pony, we are ponys." said twilght

"oh its makes SO much since now." i replied

"come on please please please come!" she said

"well... it not like i have anywhere to go, ok." i can tell she wants to research me.

"great! lets go" her horn starts to glow.

i wake up covered in my on vomit.

twilight is staring at me. "not used to magic?" she said.

"we dont have magic were i come from." i say wiping vomit from my cuts and bruises.

"oh, cause my readings would say otherwise." she said

"really?" i say

"yes, it says that you do have slight magical property's, almost like a baby unicorn that hasn't quite honed there abilitys yet. cute."

end of chapter 1