The Magical Sloth That Went to Equestria

by ianv64

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1625

prepare your anus for sloths and ponies.

If you like sloths or sloth memes, you'll realize that sloth's not only get all the bitches, but they are decent at rape. Don't let their speed fool you because everyone knows that sloths only want you to think that they're slow. Giggity.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-26 17:50:02 UTC

The Sloth That Went to Equestria.

Warning, this story is really stupid, I'm warning you now.

A beautiful non-sexual day in Equestria was under way as the dawn separated from the night. The horizon was a bright and beautiful orange, and all of Ponyville awoke with the bright warm sun rays smoothly entering their windows. The first to always be awake among the rest was a timid young mare who had to wake up to feed her critters in the early morning while they were just waking up. She wouldn't want them to stay hungry for too long.

She got off of her bed, and stretched her hind legs before moving her body towards the edge to get to the floor. She then stretched her wings and forelegs, and cracked her neck to loosen up. "Ahh..." She said as she felt the relief of tension in her neck joints.

"Angel...ready for breakfast?" She called to her bunny. Surprisingly, he was not in his bed, which was across the room. "Angel?" She looked around. She lifted her bed sheets to see if he was hiding... Nothing.

She walked outside her door, and looked down the hall. She could see some dirt tracks. Not Angel's. They seemed to be from a critter she'd never seen before. It was more of a oval shaped paw, but she wasn't familiar with it.

"Angel?" She called into the kitchen. There he was. "Oh, angel....wait, are you ok?"She asked. He was trembling in a ball. She could see a small puddle of blood from behind his bottom. She looked, and she was not prepared for what she saw. He was bleeding...right from his virgin rabbit asshole.

She gasped and her eyes widened as she wanted to cry, but couldn't due to the confusion. "ANGEL! WHAT HAPPENED?!!" She picked him up, careful not to touch his rump. She wanted to bandage the wound, but it was gonna be the most awkward band-aid ever. So she left it as it dripped small drops from her arms. "Who did this to you?" She asked petting his head. He simply cried. He can't speak English, so that's all he could do.

She walked outside to check on her other critters. As she reached her yard, she saw the most horrible thing that could have ever happened. All her hens, bunnies, kitties, and other creatures had cum guzzling out of their genitals and assholes. They lay down in pain and in fear. Fluttershy could only breakdown and cry.

"Who would do this?" She whimpered. She felt some sort of claw touch her back. She froze. Her muscles tensed at the shock, and her eyes stay focused straight as she felt a warm and creepy breath near her ear. She knew it was about to speak. It came close and whispered.

"Your mane is long and beautiful....just like my magical sloth dick." It said, releasing a faint breathy chuckle afterwards. Fluttershy tried to let out a scream but the sloth covered her mouth as he forced her over. He grew very large and she was silenced. His smile was malicious and full of evil desire. As he stood, a magical light appeared towards his pelvis, for the light formed into the shape of a thick, long and vein filled penis, She could only stare at it hopelessly as she was shushed by his evil hand. It materialized. It was long, hairy, and had slight drops of thin pre-cum dripping from it. It was about to penetrate dry.

"Lift-off." He said with a deep voice. He shanked his large and malevolent animal cock like a sword into this innocent mare's virgin pussy and gave no mercy as the blood squirted out of it. It seemed as if he would tear her apart. He thrusted faster as her vagina now self-lubricated. He could feel every drop of slippery fluid she was excreting, and he smiled wider at each merciless thrust.

"Get ready for the best part." He said, only pausing for a short second. He thrusted ven harder, and Fluttershy's moans and scream could only barely be heard as she was desperately trying to squirm away any possible way. "SLOTH-BOMB ENGAGE!" He said, releasing his load. It instantly filled her womb and blasted out of her. It's velocity and thickness were overwhelming as the thick formula was injected at an overdose amount for any living creature to handle.

"That was fun...Time to move onto the next victim." He said pulling out his cock of mass destruction. Her vagina was gaping wide and the last of his cum that was held in Fluttershy's body poured out like a fountain as she plopped on the ground seeming lifeless. She could only breathe heavily gasping for air as the energy had been ripped out of her by this mysterious animal.

He transformed back into what looked like a mixture of many animals. It was as if he had 4 arms instead of two legs and two arms. He crawled on them and had strange claws and moved slowly. That was until his eyes glowed bright red and his aura become visible. He flew into  the air as metal music began to play in the background for no reason.

.................

"Spike!" Twilight shouted. "Get some parchment and quills please. I need to prepare a letter to the princess."

"Ok, ok, geez." Spike followed with irritation. He walked downstairs to the library, and twilight contemplated how to word her letter. She hated not knowing how to say what she felt. As she thought about it, using her hooves to try and animate her thoughts, she heard the window break near the other side of the room.

She jumped startled and jerked her head to the side. She didn't see anything. After looking in relevant directions near the appropriate areas, she got up from her bed and walked to the window. "What in the world was that?" She asked herself.

"Hey baby..." She felt a cold whisper in her right ear. She froze just as Fluttershy did, not expecting such an approach. "You like dragons, 'cause I'm bout to be 'dragon' my balls across yo' face." The sloth transformed again into a muscular large creature and threw her body on the bed, holding her neck so she was face up. He positioned his largeand heavy ballsack by Twilight's chin and swept it across, feeling it hit her nose and stroke her mane. He then grabbed his dick, and stabbed it into Twilight's pitiful throat, forcing it deeper each time. Drool soaked his large sloth meat and lubricated it just right. He felt the limit rach, and pulled it out just before he blew his sloth liquids, with saliva trails staying on his tip. He fapped for a little bit and shot his bullet-heavy load onto Twilight's face. He then turned back into his natural sloth form and whispered again. "The rest of your friends too." He charged his energy for a little, and his fur become blond. He had just turned into a super-saiyan sloth. He turned toward the window and decided to blow up the wall with an energy blast just for lol's, and darted into the air, leaving no trail.

"Hey Twilight, I'm back...with...the..." He became a statue as his eyes widened in complete shock to see his friend's face covered in thick cum. He fainted, and fell right on his face.

.......

And so, the evil fuck-thirsty sloth raped all the mane six leaving them all terrified. Except rarity. She kinda enjoyed it. Could this sloth ever be satisfied? Could this evil and unsatisfied wild animal possibly leave ponyville in a bucket of cum, and then move to a bigger place? Is this the ultimate evil? Who will stop him?

"I will..." Said a voice out of nowhere, as if it heard my narration.....Did it hear me?

"Yes, I can hear you." It responded to me blank-faced..."Anyway...SLOTH!" It called. I mean...SHE called.

The sloth turned back with his eyes glowing lust-red, observing his next victim.

"I'M the only one who gets to rape everybody." She stated boldly, putting her hoof down to show emphasis. "I'm the mighty princess Molestia, and I'll be damned if I let a stupid horny animal take my spot." She continued. Wait, hold on, aren't you technically a horny animal? "...Not the point. Sloth, it's time to fight to the death....with our bodies."

The sloth smiled wide as he turned into is muscular form, an put his hands together, charging some sort of blow...Heh, blow.

"KA...ME...HA...ME....HAAAAAA!!!!!" He shouted forcing a blinding blue energy blast at the high princess. He shrunk the blast and saw nothing at the point where princess Molestia was standing. "Easy."

"Don't be so sure of yourself." Princess Molestia said into his ear, breathing heavily, and wrapping her tongue around it. Giggity.

She grew the most random dick out of nowhere and shoved his face into it. Thrusting his throat onto her mighty penis. She quickly got an orgasm and blew her load down his eating tube. Only a few drops of semen come from his mouth for he had swallowed almost all of it.

"That all you got?" He asked chuckling.

"oh ho ho...you wish." She said laughing with desire. She tele-ported again behind him, and her dick glowed a bright yellow as she obliterated his asshole with it. It sent a beam of bright white light up his body, and it exited his mouth. Princess Molestia then pulled it out. Blood stained the light-filled cock of royalty as it dripped a few drops of Molestia fluid.

The sloth dropped and his body split in half, and disintegrated out of existence. I guess you could say, Molestia's sex sessions, are...OUT OF THIS WORLD.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!