Special Delivery

Chapters

Chapter 1: Unexpected Surprises
Chapter 2: Betcha Didn't See An Extra Chapter Coming, Did Ya?
Chapter 3: Hunger Pangs

Chapter 1: Unexpected Surprises

“What do you mean you lost your bag?”

“I, uh... lost it. I dunno if there’s supposed to be a meaning behind that,” Derpy said, shrugging her shoulders. “Is there one?”

The package consultant sighed and applied pressure to the bridge of his nose. “Never mind. Just find it. Those bags aren’t cheap, you know.”

“But I don’t know where it is!” Derpy said, pressing her body over the counter. The young woman was clearly frazzled, and the frown on her cross-eyed face made one feel sorry for her right away. “And my shift starts in five minutes! I don’t have time to find it!”

“Then what do you want me to do about that?” the attendant asked, his eyes instantly being drawn to the ample cleavage the ditzy blonde seemingly intentionally showed off with her low cut shirt.

“Please, give me another bag. I swear, I’ll get my own back by tomorrow,” Derpy begged, pouting slightly as she leaned closer, more of her robust cleavage becoming visible by the second.

The gentleman’s eyes were unable to draw themselves away from the sexually stimulating sight in front of him. He muttered, “We, um... we don’t have any other boobs–grr, bags available... at the moment. You’re just going to have to carry the mail yourself.”

Derpy’s expression became crestfallen. She leaned back into a standing position and groaned audibly. “Aw man, but there’s so much mail! How am I supposed to carry it all?”

The attendant shrugged, pointing behind himself at the back office. “I dunno, and I don’t really care. Just get delivering already.” His stare finally tore itself from the girl’s exposed cleavage.

“But wait!” Derpy started, holding out her hand and waving it in his face to catch his attention again. “I need a new suit too!”

Slapping her hand away, he sighed and looked up to the ceiling, avoiding eye contact. “And why, exactly, do you need a new suit on top of the missing bag?”

“Well, I always keep my uniform’s dress in my bag. Which is what I lost,” Derpy replied sheepishly, poking her fingers together over her chest in a shy manner. “So I don’t have one right now...”

The attendant whirled to glare at the girl again, only for his eyes to be sucked in again by the bouncing skin before him. He slammed them shut. “Oh for... just get one out of the back!” he replied, facepalming as he hissed out a breath. “There’s sure to be one your size.”

“They did have one in my size!” Derpy exclaimed cheerfully, strutting down the street, decked out in her new suit.

Stopping in her tracks, she looked down at herself and shrugged. “Well... close to my size, anyway.” The movement caused an evident stir in what was not quite a fitting uniform.

The gray with blue coattails mailwoman dress Derpy usually wore for her deliveries were definitely off proportions wise.

The bottom hem of the dress did not even come close to covering her properly, clearly revealing her panties and voluptuous butt to the world. Her perfectly curved assets swayed in a natural, eye-catching way as she made her way down the street.

The top part of the dress wasn’t much better. It squeezed her boobs so tightly together, she had been forced to make do without her bra just to fit them into the dress.

However, Derpy didn’t notice, or didn’t care how she looked. She had mail to deliver, which was the priority as any good mailwoman knew, so that was exactly what she was doing. That same dedication led to Derpy’s very clever idea to use the cleavage of her own boobs as letter carriers.

“I knew big tits would pay off someday!” Derpy said cheerfully while smiled widely, inspecting and double checking her paper passengers down below. She chuckled, unwittingly sauntering past a man who face-planted with a lamppost when he caught sight of her. “Back pains and hard nipples during chilly weather aren’t so bad after all with redeeming uses like this.”

Behind her, the man had fallen to the ground, only to open his eyes in time to see her rolling hips stroll away. A nose bleed immediately exploded from his nostril.

Derpy continued down the street, carrying out her rounds through town cheerfully as always. The entire time, nearly every man she passed by had their eyes glued to her. Not that she noticed.

Derpy had always been well known to be a bit oblivious, but no one could believe she didn’t comprehend how slutty she looked right then. Her hourglass figure was only half dressed for work, and any guy with a working pair of eyes was taking full advantage of the situation by eye-spelunking, leering and ogling to their heart's content.

In the meantime, Derpy just continued on her way with a smile on her face and a bounce in her step that most definitely caused a bounce in her bountiful breasts. Stopping by each house, she daintily pulled out a letter from her cleavage, then inserted it into the mailbox. This process repeated itself throughout her daily routine, and with no shortage of stares from strangers.

There was a certain home belonging to a certain man, who was one of Derpy’s favorite town residents.

Noteworthy, an amateur writer who published several short novels and poems, had a big fan in the mailwoman.

Over the months in which Derpy delivered mail to him, the two had developed a budding friendship. For that alone, she took the extra time to deliver his mail in person, just so they could chat friendlily.

After walking up to his door down the quaint little path to his home, Derpy knocked politely and waited. She swayed on her feet, back and forth, as she waited patiently. It was hot out, and she could feel the sweat from the long walk around town on her slim neck.

Footsteps from the other side of the door thankfully sounded out, then the unlatching of the lock revealed the house’s only inhabitant.

“Why hello, Ms. Derpy. I was expect–” Noteworthy’s eyes shot open once he opened the door wide enough to get a look at Derpy.

Smiling, Derpy squeezed through the opening and made her way into Noteworthy’s living room. She was always welcome, he had said so himself, and it was habit to come inside from knowing each other so long.

Noteworthy just stood there, jaw wide open, the tall, blue haired man left speechless.

In turn, Derpy, flopped on his couch and kicked up her feet, smiling up at him. The manoeuvre exposed a clear view of her enticing ass, barely covered by a sexy pair of white panties.

“Oh man, Noteworthy, is it hot outside or what?” Derpy asked, fanning herself as she began to open up another button on her blouse. Her boobs began to practically spill out of her outfit, beads of sweat making the pale skin glisten in the light. Reaching into her cleavage, she pulled out one last letter, this one slightly damp from her sweat. “Sorry about your mail. I got sweaty a little.” Holding up the letter, still smiling, she giggled girlishly.

“I-I-I, um... it’s okay,” Noteworthy muttered back, still fumbling with his brain to form words that made sense. His eyes traveled up and down every inch of the blonde’s sexy body, completely out of his control.

A part of him recognized the girl was oblivious to his attention. Another part said to stop. Four or five other parts told that second part to shut the hell up.

Derpy groaned and leaned her head backward, kicking off her work shoes and spreading her legs on the comfortably cool surface of Noteworthy’s couch. “Ohhh, that feels good. Sorry for barging in, I’ve had a rough day. This heat is just unbearable, and I lost my bag! Can you believe the post office doesn’t have any spares? Or any uniforms in my size? I certainly can’t believe it!”

“Y-yeah... me either,” Noteworthy muttered, gulping with a suddenly dry throat. “So, uh, Ms. Derpy... what b-brings you here?”

Derpy giggled again and looked up at him curiously. “Well, duh, Noteworthy. I always come over your house to visit at the end of my shift. Did you forget that already? Silly goose.” She rolled onto her back on the couch, her breasts stuck out like mountain tops on her chest while she continued to stretch.

Being a respectful gentleman, Noteworthy managed to avert his eyes somewhat from her more... revealing bits. And reveal they had from the way she was stretching out on his furniture. He paused for a few seconds before answering, his view entirely taken up by the plump mounds of boob he couldn’t keep his vision away from. Sure, he had always found the ditzy mailwoman attractive before, but now in such a skimpy outfit, he just couldn’t peel his eyes away.

Derpy was simply...titillating.

“Heh, seems I did forget,” Noteworthy said, sliding into his armchair by the couch and falling back in its comfortable hold. Blushing furiously and sweating up a storm, he asked, “So, Ms. Derpy, how was your day today? Other than the missing bag and... uh, smaller than usual uniform.” He swallowed again, eyes flickering over her glistening form.

Derpy looked up to the ceiling and kicked her legs her in the air, tapping her chin with one finger. “Well, everyone has just been acting strange today. People keep on staring at me, especially the guys. Like when I passed by Caramel. He ran smack into a wall when he looked at me. And Big Mac nearly tripped over a trashcan. I just don’t know what I did to catch their attention like that.”

Noteworthy noted the small bumps on the top of her uniform that clearly showed she wasn’t wearing a bra underneath. “Yeah... I don’t know either,” he muttered, feeling a growing hardness in the groin section of his jeans. The lumps were even more defined from the dampness of the blouse.

Shrugging her shoulders, Derpy sat back upright. Now, she was sitting on her knees, tilting her head at Noteworthy. “Noteworthy, is something wrong? You’re acting strange too. Are you having trouble with your latest novel again?”

“No, no, no. Nothing like that,” he assured her, waving his hands. Looking to the side at his wall so he wouldn’t tempt his growing erection any further, he blurted out, “Just... stressed is all.”

“Stressed?” she asked, her cross-eyed gaze joining him at the wall, the rest of her still facing him, and inching closer. “Do you relieve stress by looking at walls?”

Note turned to face her again. “No, I was ju–”

“Ooh!” Derpy shouted, getting to her feet and jumping over the side of the couch to get to the wall of Noteworthy’s living room. There, lying on the floor leaning against in a nook was a carrying bag, her bag. Snatching it up and hugging it lovingly, Derpy said, “This is where I left my bag! Oh, I’m so glad I found it.”

“Ah, yes, the bag,” Noteworthy said, his eyes opened wider at the sight of Derpy’s breasts being further pushed together from hugging the bag hard. “I was just about to say that you forgot it here last time. I was just... erm, distracted is all.”

“Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!” Derpy replied with a shout while rushing over to give Noteworthy a hug as well. The bag dropped carelessly to the floor once again.

Noteworthy’s eyes had time to widen just a bit further, before his cheeks broke out in a deep red shade as his face was enveloped in the tantalizing embrace of Derpy’s large breasts. The two orbs began suffocating him slowly, molding to fit snuggly. “How can I ever repay you?” she asked, shaking his face inside the cleavage of her breasts.

Biting back the first, second, and then third perverted thought that popped in his head, he managed to say in a muffled voice, “No trouble... and now I can’t really... breathe...”

Noteworthy pulled his head back and gulped huge breaths of air when Derpy released him, his entire face on fire from the inviting cleavage. In turn, Derpy was now opening up her bag, squeeing once she pulled out her old uniform. “Whoo hoo! Now I don’t have to wear this uncomfortable thing anymore!”

And with those words, Derpy began unbuttoning the remaining buttons of her uniform. Like an explosion her breasts burst out, jiggling in their release from the strangling embrace of the thin mail uniform’s fabric.

At this point, Noteworthy fell back over the armchair and painfully on his back onto the floor, his leg twitching slightly in the air.

Looking over the side of the chair to see the red-faced Noteworthy, Derpy put her hands to her sides and asked, “Hey, seriously buster, what’s wrong?”

“Huge tits... small uniform... just, so big,” Noteworthy moaned, his eyes attracted to the nipples on the great expanse of skin that was Derpy’s irresistible breasts. A bit of drool was hanging out of the side of his mouth, and the growing erection in his pants was at full strength, a pillar of throbbing muscle.

Derpy blinked in complete, utter confusion. She looked down at her boobs and lifted them in her hands, bouncing the two girls around and against each other. “What, you like my boobs?” she asked incredulously.

Noteworthy was brought back a bit by the sexy woman’s earnest response. “Yeah... very much so,” he replied, enjoying full-heartily the boob jiggling show Derpy was performing for him.

“Well, why didn’t you say so, silly head?” Derpy giggled, a small blush breaking out on her cheeks as well.

“... Wait, what?” It was his turn to blink in complete, utter confusion.

Derpy grinned down at him, then sauntered over closer, swaying her wide hips left and right while further pronouncing her luscious, robust bust size with her hands. She knelt down, squeezing her thighs together and getting to her knees in between Noteworthy’s open legs. She coyly whispered, “I kind of... have a crush on you, in case you didn’t know.”

Derpy blushed a little from the confession, reddening even more once her eyes looked into Note’s own.

“... You lost me again,” Noteworthy flatly replied, just as Derpy’s hand settled on the erection in his pants.

Derpy giggled in response, her blush gone. “How bout this then? I also like something of yours,” she spoke seductively now, not something she was used to, but it felt right. Her hand began rubbing his groin softly.

The man’s dick twitched at her touch, wanting to break out of the denim prison of his pants. “You like my... pants?”

Derpy rolled her eyes, admittedly in opposite directions so it was hard to tell, and unzipped his zipper, revealing his gray boxers and a special surprise for her underneath. “No, something underneath your pants.”

“My boxers?” Noteworthy asked, his mind going blank as she slid a finger to the top of his boxers. Ever so slowly, Derpy pulled them down, revealing his shaft which practically jumped out once its prison slid off.

Stroking tentatively at the author’s length, Derpy smiled, flashing playfully.

She kept the thought from showing on her face though. “Underneath that too. I was wondering when you’d finally make a move on me.”

“Ah... I, um, technically haven’t made a move yet,” Noteworthy mentioned, grunting slightly at the soft feel of the work gloves she wore stroked his shaft.

“Still, I always wanted to do this with you,” Derpy said, hefting up her boobs and laying them atop Noteworthy’s dick. Sliding them apart, the head of Noteworthy’s dick popped out in between her cleavage, earning another giggle out of her. “Plus, this is a good enough repayment for finding my bag for me as any, right?”

“I... uh... okay then,” he muttered, groaning more as she started to press her breast’s together, applying pressure on his dick from the grip of her skin.

Moaning from the pleasurable feeling of her boobs being squished, Derpy pulled them upward and down in a repeated process of titfucking. Looking at Noteworthy’s confused yet ecstatic face, she smiled and leaned down to where his dick’s head sat, throbbing rhythmically. Taking a few licks at first, she then enveloped it in her mouth, her boobs still working his length.

Noteworthy couldn’t believe what he was seeing and feeling. Derpy was titfucking him while sucking off the head of his shaft. He definitely had not expected this from her afternoon visit. Not like he was complaining at all. Derpy’s boobs were of such a succulent softness that they felt like two, giant marshmallows. Her tongue, slick and smooth, skillfully wrapped itself around his head and licked every inch and groove, hinting at the delectable heat of her mouth.

A suckling sound filled the living room as he laid on his back, and Derpy leaned further forward to suck him off. As the minutes passed and Derpy’s moans became louder and she quickened her boob’s bouncing pace, he felt himself slipping on the edge of his endurance.

Derpy looked up at him with her cross-eyed gaze, lips wrapping around his head in an adorable, yet very sexual way. She squeezed her boobs at his length again and again in the most tantalizing of ways she could. Just as her tongue started swirling into circles on the tip of his head, she felt his orgasm revealing itself, an increase in throbbing vibration into her mouth.

“Oh god... shit, I’m gonna... gonna cum!” he shouted, arching his back. His hips thrust upward violently, hands rising to hold onto his partner's shoulders.

Derpy’s eyes widened as she felt more of his member enter her mouth, along with his first load. The hot, sticky liquid shot forward into her mouth, coating her tongue and gums with semen. She didn’t mind, and continued to milk him for all he was worth by more slowly moving her breasts up and down.

Her tongue lapped at the tip as each burst of semen squirted in her mouth. Eventually, she pulled her head back and released his dick with a popping noise.

Surprising Derpy, even more sticky trails of semen squirted from his tip to cling to her breasts and face. Squeezing her eyes shut, she swallowed the cum in her mouth just as another load of his semen came across her cheek. Opening up her eyes, she inspected her jizz drizzled chest and Noteworthy’s now flaccid penis. Blinking as her golden eyes went either which way, she wiped some of his seed off her face and declared, “Whoo... how’s that for a special delivery?”

Author's Note

Newly edited by the awesomely talented MerlosTheMad!

Chapter 2: Betcha Didn't See An Extra Chapter Coming, Did Ya?

Noteworthy looked up from his position on the floor, the slight cramp in his neck and soreness in his back left overall ignored beside the spectacular sight before him; Derpy kneeling before him with his jizz covering her adorable cross-eyed face and stupendously large breasts. She even did a cute impression of a cat and lapped at the sperm on her nipple by lifting her boobs up.

“Oh man... man, that was nice,” Noteworthy sighed, pent up stress expelling from his system much like the semen unloaded right into Derpy's face. “I haven’t felt this good in ages.”

Derpy paused in suckling her own nipples, a trail of saliva and semen extending from her moist lips. Smiling down at Noteworthy, she said, “Well, that’s cause you’re always so mopey all the time whenever I visit. That a problem for most writers?”

Noteworthy chuckled, using his elbows to lift his torso up from the floor. “Kind of. I’ve just been overworked recently, and this was definitely a nice pick-me-up.”

Derpy leaned closer over his open legs, crawling like a hungry predator to his prone body. “I could say the same thing,” she said, now on her hands and knees with her face only inches away from his own. “Did all it take for you to notice me was a new uniform?”

“W-Well... it was more than that,” Noteworthy muttered. “But I guess I always did kind of have a crush on you as well.” Smiling, with that bubbly face Noteworthy had come to grow so fond of, Derpy reached over and pressed her lips against his own.

At first, the contact was awkward and muddled, with Noteworthy still rolling through the punches of the sudden turn of events. But soon their lips meddled together, hers soft and succulent, and his eager, driven by an urge for more.

Their lip smacking became more passionate, heated by their bodies pressed against one another as they hungrily mashed lips. Derpy’s tongue was the first to break the lip barrier and enter into his mouth. It was so soft and slippery, with the tang of saltiness from his jizz as well. Her’s was fervent to explore every crevice of his gum-line and teeth, wrestling with his own tongue on more than a few occasions for dominance. Moans escaped through Derpy’s mouth here and there, with Noteworthy just struggling to stay on top with the tongue play.

The hot makeout scene was not without some more tender loving.

Moving her hand down his sides, Derpy gently caressed Noteworthy’s flaccid penis, which was now fully operational and rock-hard. Giving it a quick tug, she was pleased to feel the man jump at her slightest touch.

Derpy broke away from the kiss, the mild blush on her rounded cheeks paling in comparison to Noteworthy’s red shade. “I see you’re still excited,” she cooed to him, stroking along his impressive length with one hand behind her back. “Ready for round two?”

Noteworthy was at a loss for words. “R-Round t-t-two?” he muttered, eyes going wide.

Derpy’s hand moved from stroking him off and towards the hem of her dress. Reaching underneath it, she wiggled her hips and slipped off her white panties. Pulling them off one leg at a time, she twirled it around her finger before Noteworthy’s face with a devious smile on her lips.

“Well, it’d be just rude if you got to get off and I didn’t, wouldn’t it?” Derpy inquired wolfishly, throwing the panties behind her back. In a flash of movement, she squished her breasts against his chest and spread her legs over his groin. “And here I thought you were a gentleman.” Meeting his gaze and pausing, she winked.

“I-I am, Ms. Derpy,” Noteworthy assured her, but his words were cut off by Derpy pressing a fingertip to his lips.

Wiggling her hips into position, she nestled her thighs above his hips, enjoying the warm feeling of his member so close to her lower lips. “Shhh, no more Ms. Derpy nonsense. Just call me Derpy from now on.”

Noteworthy gulped and nodded his head.

Derpy smiled wider, leaning back up to sit on her butt, Noteworthy’s dick still wedged in between hers legs and throbbing, just to enter the main event only inches away.

Grabbing his length once more, Derpy positioned it against her glistening vaginal lips, the head of Noteworthy’s dick parting them open slightly. Derpy moaned, and rocked forward slightly, fitting more of his length inside inch by inch.

“Oh Noteworthy... it’s so big,” Derpy mumbled, hissing in a breath as she took in more, reaching the halfway point. “I feel like I’m about to... ah... burst.”

Noteworthy only stared with a perplexed, yet overall proud look, a small grin of anticipation growing on his face. “R-realy? I’m, uh... glad you enjoy it, M–I mean, Derpy.”

Biting her lower lip and winking at him, the soft, beautiful Derpy finally succeeded in pushing all of his shaft inside her tight pussy. She spread her legs wider, positioning her feet on either side of the man and grasped her heaving bosom.

The air hung still, as if a coiled spring, or event of enormous proportions were about to take place.

“Now for the real fun,” Derpy declared cheerfully. Her legs pushed up so her vagina slid almost to the tip of Noteworthy’s erect cock. “A bouncy ride!”

And with that, Derpy released the strength in her legs and fell with an earth shattering kaboom on her partner.

Noteworthy tensed and cried out from the intensity of it all. He could feel Derpy gyrating against him without hesitation. “Oh god...” Noteworthy managed to slur out, just as Derpy repeated another little jump of hers. She kept going, her warm body rubbing faster and faster against him.

With a scream of her own pleasure and jiggle of her enormous breasts, Derpy squeezed harder to increase her ecstasy. She clung to the man, unbearably surprised as how good he felt inside her. Hips swaying, body pressing, legs squeezing, it seemed like no matter what she did nothing satisfied the growing hunger in her middle. Almost unable to bear it, she rose up and fell again, shoving the cock she hungrily attacked inside of herself again, trying to make it go deeper.

This falling resulted in another scream of desire from the parting of the big breasted blonde’s soaking lips, followed by the wet sounds of skin slapping against skin as Noteworthy’s dick penetrated her yet again. “This is the best! The best thing, ever!”

Noteworthy himself was floating in a sea of good vibes, his dick very much enjoying being tightened in the lap of the bodacious beauty that was Derpy’s delectable pussy.

“Noteworthy, your dick is huge!” Derpy shouted, her repeated jumping causing her breasts to float up and down like bouncy balls. “It’s... it’s filling my pussy so good! It’s almost–ah–too much! Ah... fuck me, it feels so good!”

Vulgarity after vulgarity was spewed forth from Derpy’s mouth as the fucking continued. She didn’t know what was coming over her, but she liked it...

Derpy’s ass connected with Noteworthy’s groin at a quickening pace while she continued to ride him hard and fast. Her descents timed themselves with the buck of her hips, just to stick his shaft into deeper, more sensitive regions of her vagina. The effort was all so she could enjoy the real treat of going cowgirl.

As the minutes rolled by and Derpy’s moans grew louder in pitch, both lovers felt their limits being hit at the same time. Though Derpy milked this for all it was worth, by squeezing her breasts to the point she was sure they’d burst and penetrating herself on Noteworthy’s hardened shaft like no tomorrow. All Noteworthy could do was lay back, relax, and enjoy the show of a big titted mailwoman in the skimpiest outfit he’s ever seen ride his dick like her life depended on it.

With a final grunt, Notworthy clenched his jaw and balled his hands into fists as he felt a familiar sensation overtake his loins. “Jeeze... oh fuck! I can’t... can’t hold it much longer!”

“That’s okay–It’s okay! Fill me up with your cum!” Derpy shouted, saliva hanging out the side of her mouth while she jumped one last time. This one rose right to the tip of his head, and then fell like an avalanche of perfect white skin, pink genitalia and flowing womanly juices.

Diving deeper into her pussy than ever before, Noteworthy squinted his eyes and felt his first load enter her. A sticky hot stream of semen shot like a cannon to coat her walls with its seed, covering her womb with his juices.

Derpy sighed in content at the filling sensation of his stupendous dick cumming inside her. Along with it, the amazing sensation of her own orgasm flowed beside it. The shivering sensation in her nether regions developed to a full on avalanche of pleasure that buried her body with content.

Both lovers panted hard, sweat rolling down their brows, Derpy still half-naked and laying atop Noteworthy’s body. Wiping off a bead of the sweat on his forehead, Noteworthy looked up at the mailwoman gone postal. “Shit... that was fantastic! I had no idea you knew something like that!”

“Well... I do enjoy porn,” Derpy admitted, shrugging her shoulders sheepishly, wincing slightly as she felt the last bit of semen shoot inside her pussy, a small trickle leaking from their still-connected bodies. “Once you deliver enough dirty magazines, you get to reading them regularly. That’s, um... actually where I got most of my lines during sex.”

Noteworthy looked up from his position on the floor and arched an eyebrow. “So you’re saying the lines you just said are from a hobby of reading smut casually?”

Derpy blushed, her expression to die for by how her eyes criss-crossed to stare down at her glistening hot body. “Y-yeah... I guess so.”

Upon hearing this, Noteworthy flopped on his back to the floor with a wide smile on his face. “Man, this is the best front door delivery I’ve ever gotten.”

Author's Note

Yeah, continuing this, since you perverted fuckers wanted more. Enjoy! :3
Newly edited by the awesomely talented MerlosTheMad!

Chapter 3: Hunger Pangs

“Th-that sure was a lotta cum,” Derpy said shakily, gasping in breaths as she felt the after-effects of her orgasm pass through her still shuddering middle. Her muscles felt weak, and she finally fell back on her plump ass from her legs giving out from beneath. The movement pulled Notworthy’s cock out of the recess of her pussy. Once her buttocks slapped onto the floor, a small leak of semen ebbed from her lower lips.

“That sure was a lot of bouncing,” Noteworthy joked back at her, chuckling. The bookish writer leaned his body forward, eye to eye–or as best he could manage against her crooked gaze–with Derpy. “I didn’t know you enjoyed such... pleasurable activities, Derpy.”

Derpy giggled, her long blonde hair sticking to the sweat collected on her forehead. “Well, sex is fun, so of course I like it. But it’s especially fun when you do it with someone you think is sexy.” Parting her long locks from her face, she winked in his direction and climbed unsteadily to her feet.

Turning her back to Noteworthy, Derpy made her way out of his living room, but not before giving her luscious rump a few wiggles to hold his attention. She left through the doorway of his kitchen and opened Noteworthy’s refrigerator to search its contents for something.

Curious to see what Derpy was doing, Noteworthy stuffed his dick–still sticky from their amazing impromptu romp–back in his boxers and zipped up his pants. “Derpy?” he called after her. Getting to his feet, he followed the mailwoman into the kitchen and peeked to see what she was up to.

“Um, Derpy, do you need help?” Noteworthy asked. “Hungry?”

Smiling with her tongue sticking out the side of her mouth, Derpy pulled out a tray covered in muffins. “You sure bet! I just love the muffins you make for me whenever I visit!” Derpy took a bite out of one without even using her hands, a look very similar to when she orgasmed overtaking her face. “Mmm, blueberries! Oh yes!”

While Derpy munched on her scrumptious treat, Noteworthy enjoyed one himself. That being the sexy muffin consumer herself. His eyes studied every bit of her glistening body, all of which wiggled as she took bite after bite of her morsels.

Derpy’s attractive curves, easy on the eyes, were punctuated by bodacious breasts and succulent looking nipples. Then there were her legs, so smooth to the touch and perfectly proportioned from her active lifestyle. Those, of course, led to her incredible butt, two round bubbles–just like her bubbly personality–that made one want to squeeze and fondle them all day long. To end this impressive view of the perfect female form, was a tight pussy, with a fresh creampie and large thighs partially covered by her cute kneesocks.

Looking up from her muffin delights, Derpy noticed Noteworthy staring unblunty at her. Licking her lips and the last crumbs of her muffin away, Derpy chirped out, “So, you still hungry? You must have a very big appetite...”

Noteworthy blinked, turning his head away and blushing up a storm. “O-Oh, I was j-just... um...”

Derpy sauntered towards him, hopping across the last bit of space. The act brought her to a bouncing stop in front of him. She patted his groin, the other hand already frisking at the button and zipper of his pants. “Just as big as your cock.” She continued over him huskily. “Why’d you have to hide it again?” she asked eagerly, perking up once her fingers touch the stickiness of his dick. “I didn’t even get to clean you up.”

Unzipping his pants, Derpy pulled out his spent dick, the sticky residue of their lovemaking still covering its surface. Bring her finger back to her lips, she gave it a lick. “Mmmm, salty. That’d go perfect with my muffins,” she murmured playfully.

“Say wh-what now?” Noteworthy asked, feeling the telltale signs of his shaft hardening again to Derpy’s seductive touch and alluring personality.

Reaching back into the refrigerator, Derpy pulled out a stick of butter. Unwrapping it to reveal the yellow block underneath, she wrapped her tongue around the tip and licked in slow, circular motions. Done with the blowjob innuendo once she got the butter melted to a proper level, she applied the tip to her nipple.

“Ah... it’s still cold,” Derpy moaned, coating her nipple and some of the surface of one of her enormous boobs with the butter. Staring up down at her oily tit with a disapproving look, she stared back up at Noteworthy pleadingly and said, “Oh shoot, I got a mess on myself. Noteworthy, can you please help me clean up?”

Noteworthy stood stock-still, staring down at her glistening breast and nipple with a hungry yet unsure look. Rolling her eyes, Derpy grabbed Noteworthy by the back of his neck and drew him into her cleavage. A muffled mmph left Noteworthy’s mouth before he was enveloped by softness of Derpy’s large rack.

Not knowing what else to do, he complied to her needs and moved slowly upward to her butter coated tit, licking with his tongue all the way. Once there his compulsions took over and he began sucking at her nipple madly, swirling his tongue around her teat and licking up her mound for all its worth. Both his hands were at work groping her breasts, one already squeezing the one he was tongue playing with while the other fondled the other breast with a strong grip, pulling and pinching at her nipple to elect moans of pleasure from the blonde haired beauty.

“Y-Yeah... ah, j-just like th-that,” Derpy grunted, biting down hard on her blueberry muffin to hold back another moan of erotic approval from Noteworthy’s fine tongue work. Swallowing her bite whole, Derpy realized that a muffin wasn’t going to fill her up. But a quickly hardening dick sure would.

Noteworthy felt a hand gently push against his shoulder. Regretfully, he released Derpy’s tit, the salty tang of butter on his tongue. Swallowing nervously, and realizing he still hasn’t let go of her massive jugs, he asked, “S-Sorry... did I do something wrong?”

Smirking, Derpy stood on her tiptoes and planted a quick kiss on Noteworthy’s lips. It was a sweet gesture that he found much more explanatory of her feelings for him than any passionate makeout could.

“No, I just wanted to return the favor is all,” Derpy explained, kneeling down to his stiffening cock. Looking back up at Noteworthy with innocent cross-eyes, she ran the stick of butter she still held along his length. Slathering it in an even coating, she laid down the stick and stared at his cum and butter drenched cock, much like how she stared at those muffins not too long ago.

With an almost predatory ferocity she fit his member in her mouth, eagerly licking its length as it ran down her throat. The salty taste of his cum and the butter was a dual effect of deliciousness for her, and she only wanted more and more as she swallowed his dick. She only ended her deepthroating when she felt her lips reach his ballsack, the entire length of his member shoved down her throat. Poking her cheeks from the side of her mouth as her tongue wrapped around his shaft like a snake, she sucked loudly one last time before she pulled his cock out with a wet slurp.

Smacking her lips contently, she reached back for the butter stick and said, “Hey Noteworthy, you wouldn’t happen to have any lube anywhere, do you?”

“Um... no,” Noteworthy answered, the bookish man having no need for sex related items with his usual uneventful streak of sexual actions.

Derpy nodded, satisfied with the amount of butter covering his throbbing length. “Thought so. We’re gonna have to be a bit unconventional then.”

“Wh-what do you mean?”

Derpy grabbed another muffin from the plate and carried it in her teeth. Turning her back to Noteworthy, she leaned down and grasped the edge of the counter in her hands, stretching out her back until her body was a ninety degree angle with the counter. Glancing over her shoulder with the muffin still lodged in her mouth, she gave her bubble butt a shake.

“... Still not getting it.”

Groaning, Derpy spit out her muffin and said, “Sheesh, and people call me oblivious. Fuck me in the ass!”

Noteworthy looked down at her ample cheeks, his dick wavering as it throbbed to be sunken into the sexy woman staring him down. “Y-your ass? Like your... p-pussy?”

Faceplanting the counter, Derpy reached behind herself and pulled her asscheeks apart, revealing the pink pucker that was her asshole. “Does this look like my pussy to you?”

Finally getting the message, Noteworthy moved closer and grabbed either side of her wide hips. Derpy smiled, relieved his denseness wasn’t that bad, and gripped the counter hard for events to come. But she still remembered to stick the muffin back in her mouth, using it as a makeshift gag of sorts.

Positioning the tip of his member over her asshole, he leaned in some. His dick kept on slipping off, sadly, the butter causing it to be too slippery to properly enter her rump. After several failed attempt to penetrate, Noteworthy was quickly growing frustrated, while Derpy just moaned through her muffin, thinking this was his attempt at teasing her.

Grunting in anger at yet another miss, Noteworthy finally grabbed his slick dick and shoved it in her asshole himself. Instantly the head of his member was put under a monumental tightness, her asshole squeezing his cock more than anything he’d ever felt there before.

Derpy let out a squeal of mild pain and surprise, partially muffled by the muffin.

“Oh god... so frickin’ tight,” Noteworthy huffed, squeezing her hips hard as he struggled to thrust more of his length forward.

Derpy just moaned deeper, biting down on her muffin as she felt her asshole get filled by his cock. Once he reached the halfway point he stopped, panting hard. “Damn... dunno if I can get this all the way through.” He wasn’t going to give up though, the groan of disappointment from his lover deciding that for him.

Straightening out his back, he actually raised Derpy off her feet by lifting up her backside and thrusting forward with all his might. This action sent the both of them staggering forward, onto the countertop. Another outcry of pleasure unimaginable rose out of the pale skinned woman he held onto.

In front, Derpy’s mammoth sized tits bounced on the counter, jiggling and wobbling in waves over the hard surface. In the back, Noteworthy’s shaft had finally reached all the way inside her, pulsing with a steady rhythm against her body.

Huffing and puffing, he sighed in content at the warm feel of his dick being squished against the tight walls of her asshole. Derpy nearly swallowed a bite out of her muffin whole, the plugging feeling in her little asshole almost forcibly making her become wet. She couldn’t believe the sensations that began churning through her, starting at her thighs, working its way through her back, and all the way to her breasts themselves.

The warmth was unbearable, and the pleasure that built in her groin and stomach seemed to skyrocket more and more as she was thrust up against her support. Moan after moan, completely without trying, worked its way up her throat and around the muffin she bit more and more into. Don’t. Ever Stop!

Pulling out halfway, Noteworthy dived back in, the sound of the smack of her ass against the upper part of his groin resonating throughout the kitchen. Before Derpy could get a moment’s rest from the pleasure her ass was experiencing, she felt Noteworthy’s fingers eagerly sliding themselves over her side and inside the lips of her pussy. He fingered her vagina with a lustful hunger, getting a mix of his own semen from before and her sexual juices spilling out on his hand.

Derpy’s muffin fell from her mouth, a trail of drool following it as she rested her head against the counter. “Oh... god... fuck... me... harder!” she shouted in turn to his thrusts, her boobs squishing against the counter each time he pounded her ass.

“Trying to!” he replied back, quickening his pace as her asscheeks jiggled with each thrust. He timed his thrusts to his hand movements, fingering her more vigorously each time he came back to penetrate her deeper.

This process repeated to the point that Derpy no longer had the strength or energy to stand, Noteworthy’s hand gripping her hips hard and her chest on the counter her only support. Drool was practically flying out her mouth, her moans and screams of pleasure only broken by the huge gasps of air she took every now and a then. Her eyes were even more crossed than usual, and her face was such a dark shade of red one could barely make out her white skin.

Each hard smack of Noteworthy’s balls against her pussy as he entered her sent a shiver of erotic pleasure down her spine to impact and explode in a burst of delight within the pleasure centers of her brain.

Of course, Noteworthy was feeling much of the same, except with less vigor. He was running on empty, with a blowjob and pussy pounding nearly leaving him spent. Still, he pushed through, going faster and faster as he fingered her and hoped that she’d get off at the same time as him. What he didn’t want, more than anything in the world, was to disappoint her.

Though he didn’t have much to worry about, because both lovers neared their limits in tune to their bodies constant contact. Derpy was the first to voice this by madly screaming, “I’m... oh god... cumming! I’m cumming, cumming, cumming!”

Noteworthy joined in with a guttural scream of his own, diving into her deeper than he’s ever gone. He was sure the head of his dick would pop by the tightening depths he managed to shove it into, but instead it just released a torrent of semen into her asshole. His stomach laid down slightly on her back, his hips twitching with each load he shot inside her as he whispered, “Shit... just, god... so much cumming...”

Derpy nodded her head with her cheek still on the coolness of the counter. Her backside was practically on fire from the abuseful pleasure it had just experienced. She couldn’t help but giggle slightly, the warm, tingling sensation of Noteworthy’s dick releasing load after load of cum into her asshole feeling like it was lasting forever.

Pressing her hands against the counter, she slowly began to push herself up. She managed to lift her chest and get her legs back in working order underneath herself. Sweat rolled down the heaving mounds that were her breasts, dripping from the tips of her erect nipples. She flipped her long blonde hair over her shoulder and turned to stare down her backside. “Wow...” her voice panted. “You got...you got your cock pretty deep in there.”

“Yeah...” Noteworthy grunted warily, sliding his length out slowly, the tension that was wrapping itself around his shaft starting to alleviate. “Didn’t know I had it in me.”

“Oh, I know I definitely had it in me,” Derpy laughed, Noteworthy soon joining in as his cock finally pulled out of her ass like a cork leaving a wineglass.

Once the tip was out, it still squirted, not letting up for a second as thick streams of white jizz flew forth onto Derpy’s back. Within seconds the back of her uniform was covered in sticky white streaks of his cum, and as the last sperm finally shot out, it got on her plump, still jiggling rump as well.

Looking down at her skimpy uniform’s backside, Derpy pouted and shook her ass to dislodge some of the semen sticking to it. “Aw man, these uniforms are expensive to dry clean. Especially with cum. Or was that gum? I always forgot... but, I guess I could always lick it off instead.” She playfully winked at Noteworthy, absolutely no sign of tiredness showing on her beautiful, sweat stained face.