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How to Court Alicorns: A Human's Guide

by little big pony
A cutsie little love story between a human and best princess

Twilight, seeing that her friend needed a little bit of companionship, decided to help him get a date.

But boy, did he aim a little too high for her taste.

Now, her and Spike need to help this putz of a human snatch a date from one of the most undateable beings on the planet, Princess Celestia.

Needless to say, they're doomed.



Cover art used with permission by Lydia-Rawr


Warning: Story will contain horrible romance clichés, cutsieness, and all around silliness.

You have been warned.

Everyone
Complete
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
Slice of Life
 
TSOP

128892 words: Estimated about 11 hours to read
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25 Chapters:

  1. Step One: Pick your Target 2014-01-30 22:37:21 UTC
    3046
  2. Step Two: Find a Base of Operations 2014-02-22 17:46:06 UTC
    5937
  3. Step Three: Get Her to Notice You ( Or, hurting yourself is okay if girls are watching) 2014-03-16 23:26:56 UTC
    4591
  4. Step Four: Always pay for Lunch (Even if You Can't Afford It) 2014-03-31 21:09:27 UTC
    5473
  5. Step Five: When in Doubt, Go All In and Ask Her Out 2014-04-14 21:01:26 UTC
    4439
  6. Step Six: Doing Love Scenes From Movies Doesn't Work...All the Time 2014-05-12 23:19:46 UTC
    4725
  7. Step Seven: Remember, Things WILL Happen Behind the Scenes 2014-05-26 19:11:09 UTC
    4498
  8. Step Eight: Jealously is Your Best Friend Pt.1 2014-07-10 17:08:14 UTC
    3219
  9. Step Eight: Jealously is Your Best Friend Pt.2 2014-07-28 21:51:44 UTC
    4745
  10. Step Nine: Keep Strong and Don't Give Up! 2014-08-25 23:02:38 UTC
    5215
  11. Step Ten... [REDACTED] 2014-09-22 22:52:40 UTC
    7569
  12. ...[Redacted]... 2014-10-20 22:56:36 UTC
    5298
  13. How to Date Alicorns: A Human's Guide 2014-11-11 01:43:06 UTC
    5571
  14. Step One: You Got the Date; Now You Just Need to Not Panic.... 2014-12-02 01:07:14 UTC
    4487
  15. Step Two (Part 1): Remember to Bring Flowers 2014-12-23 00:09:21 UTC
    6587
  16. Step Two (part two): Make Sure to Bring Water Wings 2015-01-14 23:53:40 UTC
    4562
  17. Step Two (part 3): Don't Question the Feather 2015-02-09 23:48:39 UTC
    5512
  18. Step Three... [REDACTED] 2015-02-25 01:55:59 UTC
    2834
  19. Step Three: Another Date Awaits! Make Sure You Don't Mess This One Up 2015-04-07 01:37:35 UTC
    5476
  20. Step Four: Don't Let A Rainy Day Take Your Sunshine Away 2015-05-04 22:39:36 UTC
    8019
  21. Step Four (Part 1) : PANCAKES!!! 2015-06-08 22:30:33 UTC
    7003
  22. Step [REDACTED] 2015-07-06 22:35:00 UTC
    3072
  23. Step Five: Get that Kiss! 2015-08-04 21:46:04 UTC
    6183
  24. Step Six: Pop the Question 2015-09-07 20:55:57 UTC
    10749
  25. DISCLAIMER 2015-09-07 21:00:15 UTC
    82