Equestria's Funniest Heros from Beyond

It seemed like yet another peaceful day in the land of Equestria. With Chrysalis defeated once again, and Princess Celestia making a peace treaty with the new and improved changelings, things were really looking up for everypony.

During this time of day, Twilight and her friends were out doing their usual daily routines. Applejack was at home, harvesting apples for the upcoming farmers market. Rarity was designing more clothes with the help of little Spike. Fluttershy was caring for more sick animals and when she was done, she'd enjoy some tea with her best friend, Discord. Rainbow Dash was out and about clearing the sky by order of the princess for it to be a warm and cloudless, sunny day. Pinkie Pie was at Sugar Cube Corner helping out the Cakes with running the shop and preparing for who-knows-what. Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship, along with her student, Starlight Glimmer, were just looking through a few books trying to find some books that would spark interest since Starlight had finished up yet another "Friendship lesson" with her bookworm friend/teacher.

So far Twilight and Starlight had no luck on finding what kind of book that sparked interest in both of them. So far, Starlight felt like there wasn't anything good to learn about, even though Twilight's library was loaded with countless books. Twilight, on the other hoof, wasn't planning on stopping her search. Starlight just didn't understand how much of a bookworm Twilight could be. But soon the more she thought about it, the more she began to accept it, especially when she thought it was cute. While Twilight was searching for a book, something caught Starlight's eye when she was just standing near one of the bookshelves. She noticed that there was a strange book that was contained in sealed up by a lock and chains. At first glance, she thought it was creepy, but then she got curious and wanted to know why it was sealed up like this, so she levitated the book off the shelf, which in turn caused the book to rumble. Twilight took a glance at Starlight and immediately became more alert.

"STARLIGHT STOP!" Twilight shouted.

"What's the matter, Twilight?" Starlight asked. "It's only a book, what could be so harmful about it?"

"That's a forbidden book that brings just about anything from any kind of dimension that might exist!" Twilight explains.

"Then how come you have it here in your library, should the princess be keeping it at her castle?"

"She said it was too risky, so she trusted me to keep it out of hooves reach."

"Okay then, but why is it rumbling?"

"It reacts to any kind of magic it comes into contact with and if you keep it going for too long, it'll--" Twilight was then cut off by the book braking through the lock and chains and opening up a vortex. "OH NO!!!" Twilight shouted.

Meanwhile on planet Earth, we focus on two boys by the names of John, a 16-year-old Caucasian boy with glasses, dark brown curly hair and blue-green eyes, and Israel, a 21-year-old Hispanic, with dark brown straight hair (hairstyle similar to Bruce Lee), and hazel eyes, but he mostly spoke English. The two pals were at John's house, playing some good ol' Black Ops on John's PS3.

"Logic, people, logic." John said, as he got ambushed by zombies.

"Hang on, I'm comin' to get ya." Israel said, running past the flesh eaters and reviving his friend. "Okie dokie."

"Thanks." John replied.

The two had lasted a good 7 rounds until finally they were getting attacked by demon fire dogs.

"OH COME ON!!!" John said.

"WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!" Israel shouted. "Ugh, whatever let's just get this over with so I can use the can."

Then while they were about to start the battle, the TV and the PS3 shut down.

"Are you kidding me right now? Don't tell me there's a blackout now." Israel says in frustration.

"Blackout?! The lights are still on in the house, don't get your pants in a bunch, Mr. Pizza Pizza!" John says.

"Oh, HA-HA Mr. Yo Quiero Taco Bell!" Israel retorted, making both of them laugh. But their laugh was soon stopped by a rumble.

"EARTHQUAKE!!!" The boys shouted. They then headed under the doorway, leading to John's bedroom until the earthquake died down which didn't happen since they soon caught a glimps of a portal popping out of the TV screen.

"Uh...is that suppose to happen?" Israel asked.

"NO!" John shouted.

The guys felt the portal pulling them towards it and tried hanging on for dear life.

"NO FAIR, I NEVER GOT TO ENJOY MY LAST PIZZA SLICE!!!" Israel shouted.

"HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY TACO BELL?!" John shouted.

With those last words, the boys lost their grips and got sucked into the portal...that is...until Israel blabbed out the one line that he knew that John hated the most.

"TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!"

After being sucked in, the portal quickly closes up, leaving the house in shambles.

Back in Equestria, Twilight and Starlight were trying to close the portal the book had created. But so far nothing was working. The portal went on for about 5 minutes until finally the girls heard what sounded like male voices shouting. Then all too quickly, the portal spat out John and Israel onto the floor before disappearing and sealing itself shut.

"What the!" Starlight says. "Umm...Twilight, I think it worked."

"No...ya THINK?!" Twilight asks sarcastically.

The two ponies stared at what they thought were "hairless monkeys in clothes." At first glance that's what they looked like, until one of them, specifically John, looked up and saw Starlight.

"WAIFU!!!" John exclaimed, jump up off his back and hugging Starlight. But Starlight immediately got him off with her magic. "Hey come on, don't you want a hug?" he asked.

"Whoa, you can actually speak our language?" Starlight asked.

"Ugh...that's the last time I go crazy on the pepsi and coca-cola." Israel says, sitting up and rubbing his head back and forth. "Hey, John, who in the hay were ya..." Israel paused as soon as he saw John being held in the air by magic aura. He turned and looked to see a pony with orchid fur and purple mane with a powder blue stripe on it. "Ho-ly smokes, we're in Equestria."

"You know what Equestria is?" Twilight asked.

"How could we not? I've watched every single episode of your adventures." John said.

"Wait...watched? Are you some kind of stalker?" Twilight asked.

"No, more like what you call a dedicated brony." Israel says.

"What's a brony?" Twilight and Starlight asked.

"Oh boy...I have a feeling we've got a lot of explaining to do. But before I do that, I only have one thing to ask you, Starlight." Israel says over to the orchid unicorn.

"What?" Starlight asks.

"Will you put my friend down?"

"With the way he's reaching for me, that ain't gonna happen."

"Put him down, I know a trick that'll stop him." Israel then approached his floating friend.

"Like what?"

"You'll see, just trust me." After hearing Israel say this, she puts John down while Israel put his hand over John's shoulder

"What?" John asked.

"BIG MAC X CHEERILEE" Israel shouted.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" John exclaimed, kneeling down on the floor, covering his ears.

"BECAUSE YOUR PAIN IS FUNNY!!!" Israel shouted back with a smirk.

'Well it's effective, I'll give him that.' Starlight thought.