Equestria's Funniest Heros from Beyond

After being accidentally pulled into the land of Equestria, Israel and John began to explain a few details about the "Brony" fanbase community from where they lived. They did their best not to explain certain parts of the fanbase to the girls so as not to freak them out, which luckily helped them feel more relaxed and a bit excited. Starlight was still a bit confused with one thing though.

"So, why exactly did your friend call me "waifu?" Starlight asked. Israel chuckled and explained to her what it meant.

"Well, where we come from, it's sort of a word a lot of guys use when they have a crush on a fictional character, so much to the point that they refer to them as their wives. It's in the "otaku" nature and somehow it made its way to the MLP culture, surprisingly. However there's likely to be more than just one guy who has a crush on the same fictional character." Israel chuckles.

"Oh yeah, sure, THAT'LL keep them from NOT running away from us." John retorted sarcastically.

"Oh, go stuff your face with tacos, "Sonata!" Israel retorted back.

"ME NOT SONATA!" John shouts.

"Boys, stop fighting! Why do you guys do this anyways?" Twilight asks.

"Oh we just like messin' with each other, we don't know WHY, but we don't question it...except THIS guy." John says, pointing to his Bruce Lee hairdewed friend next to him.

"Hey, it's not my fault I want answers!" Israel retorted.

"Answers to what." Starlight asked.

"I'm sure you girls know who Pinkie Pie is." Israel replies.

"Is that even a question?" John asks.

"We know her, she's one of our best friends. She's a bit hard to understand though, but we try not to question it." Twilight says.

"And she's the one he always questions." John says.

Then there was a loud BOOM downstairs near the entrance. The two guys and two ponies ran towards it only for the guys to get tackled by a pink blurr and land smack onto the ground.

"Next time George get bigger box." Israel says out of random, all dizzy.

"Did somepony call my name?" said Pinkie Pie as she stood on top of the two humans.

"Actually yeah, he did" John said, pointing to his dazed pal. Pinkie then let out a gasp and just bolted back out of the castle. "And there she goes again, and I bet I know what's coming."

"What, an angry mob of ponies, the so-called "Royal Guards?" Israel asked, still in a daze.

"No, that was Pinkie Pie. Why would she do that?" John asked retorically

"PINKIE?!" Israel asked, shouting. "Damn it! I'LL GET YOU YET, PINKIE!!!" He shouts, dramatically

"And I thought Rarity was over-dramatic." Twilight quietly says to Starlight.

"I heard that, you cute little bookworm!" Israel retorted, a bit more calmly.

"Well that's a new one. Usually, my friends would just call me egghead, well, mostly Rainbow Dash." Twilight says, blushing.

"He can be a real sucker for pretty mares." John says, making Israel blush. Israel then grabbed his shirt and shook him back and forth and a rapidly fast pace.

"How about you keep your big mouth shut and STOP trying to embarrass me?!" Israel shouts.

"You're the one embarrassing yourself." John says shakingly while laughing.

"Alright you two, that enough! Now Pinkie's over at Sugar Cube Corner and she's planning a welcoming party for the two of you, so if there are no further delays, we should get going." Twilight says.

"Fine, but I'm gonna ask her a few questions, when we get there." Israel says.

"Which'll be pointless." John retorts.

"Big Mac x Cheerilee." Israel says sing-songy.

"NOOO!!! SHUT UP!!!" John shouts, making Israel laugh.

The walk over to Sugar Cube Corney was a bit awkward, seeing as how all the ponies had their eyes locked on John and Israel with uneasy and worried expressions on their face. No doubt, the ponies weren't use to having humans in Equestria, except for one minty unicorn mare who goes by the name of Lyra Heartstrings.

"HANDS!!!!!!!" She shouted, but she was being pulled back by her bestie, Bon Bon.

The guys laughed it off as they knew how obsessed Lyra was with human hands.

Once the guys arrived at Sugar Cube Corner, they opened the door only for Israel to get blasted in the face by Pinkie's party cannon and let out his signature Goofy yell, sending him flying 10 feet away from the door and flat on his back.

"SURPRISE!!!" Pinkie shouted.

"Why me?" Israel asks himself as he gets up. He sprinted back to Sugar Cube Corner. "Why did you have to blast that thing into my face, ya almost took my head clean off!"

"Hey, turn that frowny upside-downy!" Pinkie says with her perky smile and an added squee.

"DANGIT!!! That cute squee gets me everytime." Israel says, placing his hand over his heart.

"When doesn't it?" John retorts, jokingly.

"I say, who and what are you two suppose to be, darlings?" asked a female voice.

'Oh boy, I know who's voice that belongs to.' John says in his mind. He turns to look at a mare with snow white fur, diamonds for a cutie mark, sapphire eyes, and a perfectly curled mane and tail. "Hi, Rarity." he says, waving his hand.

"You know my name? My my. I haven't even introduced myself. I suppose I've made quite a name for myself." Rarity says.

"Same with your friends, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie." Israel says, leaning against a wall with a cupcake in his hand.

"Well, well, well. I guess somepony has heard of my awesomeness. But then again, who hasn't?" Rainbow Dash says, as she's hovering in the air with her forehooves resting behind her head.

"I'm sure you girls will get the gist of it if I showed you the first chapter of this story." Pinkie says.

"DANGIT PINKIE, HOW CAN YOU BREAK THE 4TH WALL AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!" Israel asks loudly.

"You do realize that you BOTH broke the 4th wall." John says.

"So did you." Both Israel and Pinkie said.

"Okay." John says casually with a smile.

While they were arguing, Rainbow Dash couldn't help but laugh at them.

"This is too rich, I don't know who these guys are, but I bet if they put on a live comedic performance here in Ponyville, it'd probably overthrow Trixie's performance no sweat." Rainbow says, with her forhooves on her sides, trying to hold in her laugh.

"And Trixie is on the subject, why exactly?" John asks.

"Guess the feller in the glasses makes a valid point." Spoke a female country accent.

"Yer darn tootin' AJ." Israel says, but immediately smacks his hand over his lips, keeping it there.

"Did y'all just mock my accent?" AJ asked, slowly closing in on the human without the glasses. " 'Cause if ya did. I won't hesitate to buck ya all the way to Manehatten!" AJ's expression got real tense and a bit mad as she slowly closed the gap between the two.

"No, of course not..."pard'ner" Israel said, but then got wide eyed. 'Oh crap' he thought to himself, as he saw how pissed off she was and he was ready to run for dear life.

"It was at that moment where Israel realized...he bucked up." John says casually.

Suddenly, food started flying everywhere as Israel started getting chased by Applejack outside. Try as he may, he constantly had to maneuver away from her and change directions at the last minute to avoid getting caught in her grasp.

"It's only a matter o' time before I getcha you dog gone side-winder!" Applejack shouted.

"Thanks fer the tip, Pard'ner! Now I'm NEVER gonna stop running!" Israel shouted back.

"GIT BACK HERE!!!"

"NEVER!!!"

John couldn't help but laugh at the fact that Israel pissed off AJ.

"Well at least it's not gonna be boring here. Minus the video games, but hey, at least can enjoy some time away from home, thank go- er...I mean Celestia for that." John says before chuckling.