Cock Block

by An Intricate Disguise

We're Not In Kansas Anymore

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Jesse really hadn't known what to expect on the inside of the huge tree. Crystals hadn't been his first guess, but another horse, this one purple? He wasn't too shocked by that. If anything, he was too busy being shocked by the other ones.

"Oh my gosh, is that a human, in Equestria?!" the purple mare gasped, rushing over to help Rainbow and Fluttershy place him back down on his feet. Jesse dusted himself off, looking between the three of them and thanking God that one of them at least knew what he was. Rainbow had referred to him as a stallion two more times in the short trip here.

"He's a stallion, Twilight? Like the ones from the mirror portal?" Rainbow asked in shock, looking Jesse up and down. "Aha! I knew there was something familiar like you, you look just like the humans that Twilight described in the past!" Suddenly, Rainbow was flying loops above Jesse's head, causing him to flinch. "So, what's it like over there?! Are you from the human Canterlot? Do you know the human Rainbow Dash? Is she as awesome as I am?!"

"Rainbow!" Twilight interjected, waving a hoof and trying to get her friend to calm down. "Stop. He looks different. He doesn't look like the humans on the other side of the mirror portal. Same body type, sure, but the skin tone and proportions are completely dissimilar."

All this talk of humans and mirror portals was addling Jesse's mind more than he'd already thought possible, but he'd managed to cling on to one word through all of it. "I've never heard of a place called 'Canterlot'," he said to Rainbow, scratching his head.

"Well, that's that theory debunked, then," Twilight sighed, sitting on her haunches. It was about this time that Jesse realised she had both wings and a horn. What did that make her, precisely? "Canterlot's a pretty famous city from what I know, there's no way you wouldn't have heard of it if you were from there."

"Okay, so..." Jesse sat on the floor, cross-legged. It made it easier to speak to the three of them, being on roughly the same height level.

Fluttershy and Rainbow's eyes simultaneously widened. "Jeez, dude, how do you bend like that?"

"I..." Jesse wasn't really sure how to explain it, he'd never had to.

Twilight, thankfully, answered for him. "He's a bipedal creature. Walks on two legs. They have different joints to ponies, and their bodies move in different ways."

"That's hot," Rainbow blurted, and Fluttershy simply giggled.

Something about being paid a compliment when Jesse was feeling as out of sorts as he did made him smile. "Really? It is?"

"Yeah, dude, totally. You're all weird and different and stuff, but it's cute."

"Such a poet," Twilight tsk'd, only causing Fluttershy to laugh more. She in particular had simply been staring at him quietly since he'd sat down. Jesse wondered what was on her mind.

"This is amazing, though!" Twilight announced, her face splitting with a smile as she held out a hoof to shake. "Princess Twilight Sparkle, but please, just call me Twilight."

"Jesse Hardan," he responded, kinda awkwardly grabbing at Twilight's hoof and moving it up and down. She was just as soft as the other two, if not more so. They were all so small and cute, and Jesse was having a hard time believing any of them were legitimately real. It almost felt like a pleasant—if slightly terrifying—dream.

"I wouldn't mind seeing you harden," Rainbow commented, eyes lidded as she began to draw close to him, and the other two mares shared a chuckle at the overt sexual comment.

Jesse was rather taken aback by this, he wasn't used to sexual conversation being so casual. "Y-you meant what I thought you did by that, right?"

"I mean, yeah, why not? You're safe now, we've gotta make you comfortable too."

"Rainbow Dash is absolutely right," Fluttershy nodded, walking over to Jesse and sitting next to him, looking up with those big, round blue eyes of hers. "Can we get you anything to make you feel better while we try to catch up on what's happened here? Tea? A cider? A blowjob? A bottle of water?"

As Fluttershy rattled off the options, Jesse realised one happened to be very different to the others. "I-I'm sorry, did you just say 'blowjob'?"

"Yes!" Fluttershy nodded rather enthusiastically, her sleek mane bouncing around and fringe falling over one of her eyes. When she looked back up at Jesse, she appeared incredibly eager to please. "Why do you ask? Have you never been offered a blowjob before? You poor, poor man. That would be such a horrible thing to hear, I don't even know if I want you to tell me!" Her voice was so soft, even when she 'shouted'.

Jesse wasn't really sure how to take this very public and extremely rushed offer. "You... you mean right now?"

"Of course!" Fluttershy continued. "I wouldn't make you wait any longer than you wanted to, after all! I know how it can feel to go a long while without sexual release—once, I was too scared of what would happen to my body if I tried masturbation—and I wouldn't want another creature to go without. So, if you want, I can take care of you right now as we all get introduced. Would you like that?"

"I..." Jesse had to think seriously hard about this. He couldn't lie, his cock was twitching slightly at the idea, but that still didn't change the fact that he could feel the latent fear from earlier still lying beneath the surface, or that his primary concern right now was figuring out what the heck was going on. "...maybe later," he finally answered, seeing a face of disappointment in every mare present. "No offence, of course."

"None taken," Fluttershy replied, though she sounded a tad petulant. "I'll ask you again in a couple of minutes."

Okay, Jesse couldn't lie, the fact that she so wanted to suck his cock had him feeling pretty damn good about himself. It was almost enough for him to forget about all of the bullshit he'd endured in the last couple of hours. One thing was for sure, he didn't get anyone offering to do the same thing at work, or anywhere else, for that matter. Rainbow Dash was looking at him pretty hungrily too, though Twilight looked more curious than anything.

"Do you have any clue how you got here?" Twilight asked, biting her lip briefly, appearing to be deep in thought. "How long ago did you arrive, to your knowledge?"

"Only today," Jesse replied, a little more relaxed about the situation when he thought of it in retrospect. "I walked through a weird, glowing wall, and then I wound up here, a few miles from this town. I was really scared at first—I'm still pretty scared, but at least I'm not somewhere populated by murderers, or anything."

"Nope!" Rainbow smirked as she drew yet closer, sitting beside Fluttershy. "Just mares that really wanna see you out of those clothes."

"Rainbow!" Twilight accosted, her eyes stern. "Stop being so crass. Yes, I think Rainbow speaks for all of us when she says that we're interested in pleasing you, but that's just Equestrian culture." She looked at her two friends, signalling for them to slow down a little. "I don't know what it was like in your world, Jesse, but when I visited the other end of the mirror portal, people treated sex like a very private thing that had to be covered up. Nudity was considered unethical too."

Jesse nodded. "Yeah, that sounds pretty much exactly the same as where I'm from."

"Then that's probably why you're getting confused," Twilight started, squeezing between her two friends and looking up at him. "Here in Equestria, you have to understand that society is a little different. We believe in herd culture, which consists of multiple females taking care of and providing for one male. Sex is also a very casual activity, meaning that once you're of the legal age, you can engage in sexual acts whenever and wherever you feel like, provided there are no foals present. Rainbow, would you care to demonstrate with me?"

"Sure!" Rainbow responded, turning to her friend and then beginning to softly and passionately kiss her on the lips. Jesse watched in astonishment as the two small horses shared a lesbian kiss less than three feet away from him, Fluttershy also watching in quite apparent interest. The wet smack of their lips and gentle caress of their tongues against one another could be seen plainly, and when they separated with a playful snicker, a small string of saliva connected the two of them until Rainbow broke it, lapping it up. "See what we mean?" she winked, looking pretty proud of herself.

It was reasonable to say that Jesse became a stuttering mess at this point. After trying and failing for a solid ten seconds, he finally managed to come out with a fully coherent sentence. "So... to you guys, it's just normal to do stuff like this, and everyone's happy with it?"

"Wow. It really is an alien concept to you, isn't it?" Twilight looked a little astonished, though there was definitely lust in her eyes too, her having been spurred on from her short encounter with Rainbow. "Yes, it's totally normal. Not to say that it completely dominates our lives, or anything. We only have sex like, two or three times a day, typically."

Was there any chance that Jesse had missed regular heaven and somehow landed in the fluffy horse version? "Jesus Christ. I'm not sure if I want to go home." He knew he didn't mean that, but even still, this was something pretty special. Three of them, three, all crowded around him looking like they couldn't wait to swallow him up. How was he supposed to do anything but cave? "So... about that blowjob."

"What about it?"

Jesse didn't answer with words. He simply tugged down his jeans, before letting his semi-erect cock do the talking for him.

"Holy," Fluttershy started.

"Fucking," Rainbow added.

"Celestia," Twilight finished, the three of them now staring at the bulge still hidden by his briefs, which easily looked about the size of one of their legs, perhaps a little thicker too.

And that was only a semi. Jesse wasn't exactly the egotistical sort, but he kinda felt like the king right now.

"Well, girls," Twilight gulped, looking as nervous as she did excited to be confronted with such a beast. "Shall we start?"

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