Cock Block
Ice Pole Etiquette
Previous ChapterJesse didn't really have words to describe the situation transpiring before him. Three knee-high mares—maybe thigh-high if he was feeling generous—gawking at the bulge in his boxers and waiting for him to tear it out. He wasn't prepared for today. He didn't think he'd have been adequately prepared if he'd read a fucking book on what was going to happen today before experiencing it.
And yet here he was, about to pull out his cock and let three magical horse girls that wanted him as a part of their herd play with it. Could you make this stuff up? This was too outlandish to be fictitious, surely. Rainbow Dash seemed to be growing tired of his impatience, as she lunged forwards and grappled with his boxers, attempting to pull them down, but only got stuck when she found his hardness too strong to pull the boxers down over.
With a little help from Jesse's fingers, she managed, but the resulting spring of his cock only tapped her on the muzzle, sending her flying back into her friends where they laid in a downed bowling skittle arrangement of horny. And of course, they were all still staring.
Fluttershy was fucking salivating.
Apparently, notes were being taken, too. Twilight was scribbling at a pad with a quill, a floating pad and quill. Jesse needed a moment to steel himself. Imminent blowjob forgotten, he pointed a shaky hand up at the inanimate objects that had somehow decided they were going all Beauty and the Beast today. "H-how..."
"Oh, we have magic, of course!" Twilight answered as if that was something he should've just known. "Well, I do, because I'm an alicorn. But all unicorns can perform magic with their horns. Rainbow and Fluttershy can fly."
"I kinda guessed the last part," Jesse answered in his best 'no shit' tone. "But... what's an alicorn?"
"It means I have the wings and the horn, and I'm a princess!" Twilight proudly announced as her quill kept scratching, and then a moment later, she turned it around for Jesse to see.
They weren't notes. It was a sketch of Twilight riding his cock.
He was actually a little impressed.
"Now girls," Twilight said, looking to each of her friends. "Logistically, I'm estimating that we might have a little bit of trouble with Jesse's tumescence once he's fully erect, so what I'd propose is—"
"Oh, stop being so boring, Twilight," Fluttershy answered in the most bold (and frankly, hilarious) way that Jesse could've imagined from her. She moved forwards, sauntering over to him and giving the tip of his cock a tentative lick.
Jesse had always been under the impression that a horse's tongue was rough. Nopeee, that was anything but rough. That was the smoothest, wettest, most godly thing he'd ever felt in his life, and part of it only made him wonder just how more squidgy, slick, and perfect their little pussies were.
Another lick, and Jesse was twitching like crazy. Not just his cock, all fucking over. He could feel his toes curling from the contact to the point that they were digging into his shoes, and he had to clench his knuckles and stifle a loud gasp. Rainbow Dash seemed to be growing impatient, so she rushed over to get in on the action, moving her head down to the base of Jesse's cock and working on his balls, both of which were probably a third the size of her head. She licked at them, tongued them, and bathed them in spittle as all the while Fluttershy continued to work her way up and down Jesse's length in small, circular motions. He felt like a dessert to be enjoyed, and wasn't complaining one bit.
Twilight rolled her eyes at the impatience of her friends, but it wasn't long until she was joining in. There was plenty of space around Jesse's cock due to the sheer size of it coupled with how small these ponies were, so it wasn't hard for her to incorporate her hooves into the mix, wetting them with her tongue before beginning to slide them up and down Jesse's length, pulling back his foreskin completely and exposing the whole of his sensitive head.
Fluttershy seemed to take this as a cue to make the entire thing wet, and with a few repetitive, swirling tongue motions, she did her job. He could feel her lightly breathing on it, the tingles from the motion shooting up his spine, and so desperately wanted to push her head down onto it, but he could be patient. All the while, Rainbow was sucking on one of his balls, and Twilight was jerking him faster, quill still scratching in the background.
"M-more sketches?" Jesse moan-panted, his voice hitching almost involuntarily from the level of attention he was receiving.
"No, this time I'm actually taking notes," Twilight grinned. "This is valuable research material!" She slowed down her strokes then, being sure to take her time to admire each vein and contour of his cock with lip-biting interest, occasionally pushing her head forwards and giving the side of his shaft small, sweet kisses.
"Fuck, this is amazing..." Screw going home. He might change his mind later, but right now, screw going home ever. Rainbow switched to his other ball and repeated the same treatment she gave the last as Fluttershy began to smooch the tip of his cock, staring up at him the entire time and making delectable eye contact as she pushed out her tongue. "You've got such an incredible shape..." she purred, and Jesse could feel the vibration from her tone coursing along his helmet and only heightening the myriad sensations he was experiencing from the other two mares that seemed completely set on worshipping him.
Jesse figured he could return the compliment, somehow. "I... I don't think I've ever been with anyone that's as skilled with their tongue..." and it was true, this was entirely in a league of its own.
Twilight must've heard that and seen it as a challenge, because the first thing she did was rise up to Jesse's tip and begin to do battle with Fluttershy, their tongues sparring over his head in an attempt to be the most enjoyable, to make him squirm harder, whilst all the while Rainbow nurtured the other most sensitive part of his body, burying her muzzle in them. If anything, Jesse was more impressed with her devotion to playing with his balls than anything else, and fuck, did it feel good.
He watched the two friends, purple and yellow, push their tongues over his head as their tails interlocked and their wings brushed together, before eventually, they were getting so close that their tongues were actually slipping against one another's. They both moaned onto him, neither of them seeming to mind the direction their licks and kisses had gotten them, and he felt the brush of their fuzzy chins against his bobbing head as they began to softly kiss. Rainbow was beneath him, her tail hitched up in the air, her tiny, soaking pussy exposed, and Jesse felt it was about time he gave a little back.
Running his hand down Rainbow's barrel, feeling her coat and having to stop himself from sighing at its plushness, he continued to push his way down to her rump. He finally settled over her little hole, locating her clit and beginning to rub his thumb around it in a simple, ovular pattern. The smallest touches were enough to make Rainbow pant and moan, which only seemed to push her to work harder, to really get him off. All the while, Twilight and Fluttershy were getting lost in each other, and Jesse had diverted his full attention to Rainbow Dash.
And really, how could he not? She was the most bombastic of the three of them, and despite being so blunt, she said what was on her mind, and he admired that a lot. Also, she had a great body, and her mane was pretty cute. That, and those little noises she was making as he continued to stimulate her sensitive little nub? Those were to fucking die for.
With Fluttershy and Twilight distracted, Rainbow soon took over. Luckily, she was close enough that Jesse could continue to play with her pussy even when she slid her tongue up him once more, and it looked as if they'd been saving the best for last. While Fluttershy was skilled, Rainbow was an artist, it seemed, as she seemed to know every little technique to make Jesse shift and groan and have to force himself not to grab her by the mane.
"Dude... this is easily the biggest thing I've ever had," she said between breaths, between licks, between pants. "You should be so damn proud, and I feel so lucky..."
Jesse's pride was beginning to spiral out of control at this point. Back home, he'd been pretty fucking gifted in terms of endowment. But here? Here, he felt like a god of some kind. "You think you can take it in your mouth?" Jesse asked, all attempts at beating around the topic gone. He was so damn horny right now that he really didn't care for stalling.
This seemed to get both Twilight and Fluttershy's attentions, who stopped making out and instantly turned to see Rainbow hesitating. Jesse didn't know her very well, but from her friends' reactions, he guessed that wasn't an expression they were all too used to seeing on Rainbow's face.
"I mean, I can try..." Rainbow said as she stroked one hoof to the base and another to the tip, wide eyed, looking as if she was trying to gauge the size of the thing. "I mean, I don't know if I'll manage..." A couple more seconds passed, and she shook her head, steely determination in her eyes. "Alright, let's fucking do this." With that, She opened her mouth wide, began to push forwards, trying her hardest get her lips all the way around his head and push herself down...
No luck. She couldn't stretch her mouth over two thirds of the way around Jesse's incredible (and even more incredible to her) thickness, no matter how she tried or what angle she assaulted it from. Eventually, she gave up, pulling back with a pout and returning to the kisses and licks. "Ugh, sorry... I thought I'd be able to do it!"
Jesse was a tad disappointed, but he hardly blamed Rainbow, and the rest of the treatment more than made up for it. "It's fine, but I do really need to put my cock in something. Did you wanna try your pussy instead?"
"Hey!" Fluttershy shouted, who was beginning to seem more jealous and possessive by the minute. "That's not fair, I played with his cock for ages. I want first try."
"Wow, Fluttershy," Twilight interjected, staring at her friend with a mixture of shock and awe. "That's not like you whatsoever."
"Actually, she gets like this around stallions. Guess it's worse with humans," Rainbow said with a shrug, tail slapping against the floor. "Anyways, fuck yeah, I want you to try. I don't care if that thing leaves me out of action for a month, I need it inside of me."
And Jesse needed to put it inside of her just as badly. He could feel a heat in his cock that desperately needed to be doused, and as she bent over for him, tail to the side, top half of her body pushed down, Jesse got around to his knees, having to lift her ass up a little just so he could press his head against her tight, perfect little pussy. And Jesus fuck did it feel incredible just from the outside, heat radiating from it, the softest thing he'd ever come into contact with perfectly surrounded by sleek and wet fur on the outside.
The other two mares watched in unmistakable interest, in barely masked envy as Jesse summed up the conviction to do what came next, unsure how long he'd be able to last in a mare so small, with a body so nubile and delicious. When he'd finally gotten to the point that he was sure he couldn't wait any longer, he pushed. He pushed and he pushed like his life depended on it, putting every last iota of his will into ensuring he was able to slip his cock inside of her.
And... it wasn't working. Just like the blowjob, he tried, and he tried, but this mare was just too small and tight. Jesse could feel something crashing in his body, an absence in his soul. It was as if everything that made the world colourful and full of wonder was trying to leave him. How could he not fuck this cutie?! He wanted to more than anything, he had to do it.
One more try. He continued to hold up the panting, shivering Rainbow, one hand under her, the other grabbing her by the tail, and this time pulled back and thrust as hard as he possibly could. He thought he might have made a half inch of incredible, mind-shattering progress, but it was offset by a scream from Rainbow.
"Ahh! Stop! It isn't fitting!" she cried out, sounding almost pained from his attempts to squeeze it inside, to defy inertia. A sigh left both of them as he pulled out, which was a generous way to describe it, choosing instead to rub his head against her folds, up and down. "Oh... oh, fuck, that's soothing..."
It felt incredible, too, but it wasn't what he'd been looking for. Jesse could tell that he was already close, but the fact he'd been robbed of the opportunity to fuck Rainbow, it was playing on his mind heavily.
"Keep going," came the huff of Rainbow as he continued to tease her pussy, to torture his head with the knowledge of just the edge of what it would really feel like inside of her. Rainbow's wings flitted, her body tensed, hooves rooting themselves firmly on the floor, as before Jesse could anticipate it, she was squirting warm, clear juices all over his cock, covering him completely as she screamed out in ecstasy. Her orgasm was long and drawn out, and she continued to push back on him the whole time, making it clear that even though she was cumming, she wanted to be rutted just as badly as Jesse wished to give it to her, if not more so.
"Jesus, you were that close already?" Jesse snickered, though he knew he wasn't far off himself.
"Yeah... fuck, that felt good." Rainbow lifted herself a little higher with a beat of her wings, clamping her thighs around his thoroughly lubed up cock and bringing her hind hooves to the floor. "Your turn. It may not be my pussy, but fuck away."
Jesse wasn't exactly sure how it was going to compare, but oh, fuck, did her thighs feel good. She maintained perfect posture, being sure not to tighten too much nor lose her grip as Jesse pumped his cock in and out between them, feeling the tip push against her belly the entire time, imagining just how much he'd be filling her insides right now if he was actually able to squeeze his mammoth length inside of her.
It was a thought that brought him pain, but one that he could just as easily fantasise if he closed his eyes, if he listened to her breathing, if he imagined just vividly enough...
It wasn't long until he'd reached his apex, until he was shooting a huge measure of spunk over her belly, and thighs, all of it sticking and getting mottled in her fur, some dripping to the floor. It was easily one of the best orgasms he'd ever had in his life, no doubt, and the waves of pleasure rocking his body were ceaseless. It was as if even though he hadn't even been able to fuck her, the quasi-fuck he had experienced was still something beyond that which any human woman had ever been able to provide for him. His last spurt was just as strong as his first, he felt like he'd just let off a shotgun blast, only the fun kind that rarely hurt anyone.
Jesse finally fell back, completely spent, whilst Rainbow dropped to the floor, laying on her side and attempting to recover her breath. Fluttershy and Twilight rushed over as soon as they got a chance, licking at his cock and tasting whatever was left of his load as the post orgasm sensitivity of his cock caused him to gasp and almost recoil.
But once it was all over, and there was even a brief period of silence, Jesse realised that this wasn't enough. That it wasn't right. That something had to change.
He'd landed in heaven, there was no question there. But he'd been cursed. Cursed with a cock that he couldn't put inside this sexy pony, that was too big for practical use, and he needed a cure. Jesse walked over to Rainbow, picking her up and putting her in his arms, and spoke to her and her especially: "Listen to me. I don't care what it takes, I don't care how we do it, there's something that we need to do. Something that I think's paramount now, more than anything else."
"We need to find you a way to get home?" Twilight ventured, raising a hoof before taking a break to lap up a little more cum.
"No, more important than that." Jesse's eyes narrowed, and as he looked at Rainbow Dash and she looked back, he felt something between them. Something more than her being his simple ball nuzzler and thigh job giver. She was the mare he had to do this for. "I am going to find a way to fuck you, Rainbow."
It was as if he'd said the magical combination of words that won the grand prize of everything, as her eyes suddenly lit up like a beacon. "Y-you're, you're going to do what?"
"You heard me," Jesse insisted, unsure where the bravado was coming from, whether it was transient, whether it would survive after this moment, but knowing that this was his true calling, his new purpose in life that superseded all other things. "I'm going to find a way. I don't care what I have to do, where I have to go, or how long it takes. All I know is that my cock experienced the verge of the best feeling I've ever had, and I need more of it. I need more of you."
"I... think I might be in love with you," Rainbow replied, her eyes like saucers as she looked up at him. She then blinked. "...or your cock. But that's basically the same thing, I think."
Jesse shook his head. He wasn't ready to pronounce love yet, nowhere near, and he knew that Rainbow's words were probably just post-orgasm induced bliss mixed with sarcasm, but he shook it regardless. "All I care about now is fulfilling this goal, and I'm willing to start as soon as you are."
"Uhh, shouldn't you be more concerned about getting home than about sex?" Twilight asked, eyebrow raised. "I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm hardly complaining, I'm just a little surprised."
"This is my calling," Jesse responded, simple as he could. "My holy grail, I think. I can't really explain it, but I think everyone's put on this earth—or my one, to do something." He gave a rather spunk drunk grin. "What just happened proved something to me, and that's that I was put here to fuck Rainbow Dash. That's my goal, and I'm reaching it no matter what."
"Wh-what about me and Fluttershy?" Twilight asked, looking slightly hurt.
"Of course, afterwards, but Rainbow's gotta be the first one. I just know it, somehow. I can feel it in my balls." That was a lie. Jesse couldn't really feel anything in his balls due to the fact that they'd been recently emptied all over Rainbow's stomach.
Twilight looked a little sceptical about that last part, but she gave a sideways nod. "Well, if that's the case, the notes I took earlier might be useful to you. I worked out some of your proportions compared to that of mares, and from what I can tell, if you can't fit in Rainbow Dash, you won't be able to fit in any other mares her size. Y'know, like me," a pause. "Or Fluttershy." Another. "Or basically everypony we know with maybe one or two exceptions."
"And there's nothing you can do about it with your magic?" Jesse asked, looking to Twilight.
"I can alter living tissue, but not for a non-pony. Transformation magic only works when changing species, too." Twilight frowned, mulling the issue over in her head. "There might be other solutions I'm not thinking of right now, but from what I can come up with right now, I can't think of a spell that'd work properly." Twilight's eyes hit the floor. "I'm really sorry to say it, too, because Celestia knows I want to be fucked as well."
Jesse thought that over for a second. "You've said that name twice, now. What is Celestia? Is that like your god?"
"Kinda? She's the ruler of Equestria, and the most powerful alicorn there is."
"In other words, I should start there?"
"Yes—I mean no!" Twilight suddenly stood in front of Jesse, seeming like she was looking to block him from leaving, even though he hadn't even put his cock away yet. "It's too dangerous for a man like you to be walking off and trying to go all the way to Canterlot, never mind everything you were saying about travelling around Equestria on your own! You just can't do it!"
Jesse had to take a moment to compute that. "...why? Is the rest of Equestria really dangerous, or something?" Jesse hoped not. While he sounded all brave and knightly right now, he knew it was just the high of his recent experience, and it'd soon wear off.
"I mean, not really... but you're a man! Anything could happen to you that a mare would be much better suited to deal with!"
Jesse's head tilted. "So what you're saying is that men can't look after themselves?"
"Yes! That's why mares are here to protect them and make sure that they're well looked after!"
"In that case, wanna all come with me?"
Fluttershy jumped at the opportunity. Like, she literally jumped in the air. That's how excited she was. Rainbow nodded ecstatically, whilst Twilight only hesitated. "I mean... I'm a princess, I shouldn't really leave behind everything on such short notice."
"Twilight, what exactly do you actually do here?" Fluttershy asked, sounding genuinely curious.
"I do stuff!" Twilight defended as Jesse watched, shrinking in herself. "Y'know... answer fan mail. Practice for speeches. Reorganise my books and make sure the library's ready for anyone who wants to come in and lend out a book. Important princess things!"
"Right..." Rainbow said, coming over and joining Jesse's side. "Well, I don't know about you girls, but I'm going out with Jesse to help him out. Sounds like it's gonna pay off pretty well for me, after all."
"Anything to get a cock in you, Rainbow," Twilight tutted with a roll in her eyes.
"I know, right?! That's what I call living!" Rainbow flew over to Jesse, wrapping a wing around him and giving him a nudge. "Don't worry, dude. I'll make sure you're kept safe, and maybe we'll round up a few more on the way. All that matters is that we get that cock block of yours under wraps, so I can get under you."
This was a strange world. It was a strange world filled with strange creatures, and Jesse was pretty sure he was in love with it. He had a purpose. He had a goal. And he was going to do everything in his quite limited power to realise it.
For the puss.
Always.
