Author's Note

Alrighty-o then, last one from me for a bit, now my wonderful coauthor shall take the reigns while I get other things caught up.

Enjoy!

3: So, you resurected an evil ex king. Now what?

There was something to be said about how calm Twilight Sparkle was over the fact the thrice defeated ex king of the Crystal Empire was standing beside her former student and her best friend with benefits.

There was also something to be said about the stunned silence from Princess Luna, who was in a mental struggle if she should shoot first, ask later, or shoot and not even ask at all, or simpler yet shoot and then shoot some more.

Then there was, also also, Starlight and Trixie who had different views on what was happening before them. One of genuine worry over her future, and the other who wasn’t sure if this was just another part of her sexual fantasy escapades brought to life.

And last but not certainly least, ex King Sombra who was only managing to keep himself under control by the fact that he hadn’t A) Been vaporized yet, or B) seemed to even care anymore. Apparently waking up from a literal fog and brought back to life, only to have your face sprayed with mare juice did that to some ponies.

“Sooooo…” Starlight began, but was silenced by a raised hoof from Twilight.

The younger alicorn walked into the office towards them, standing before Sombra with a curious glance. Hesitantly, Princess Luna also joined inside the room with a reserved expression, although keeping her distance and her horn glowing faintly.

“So, Starlight, what did you do, and how did you do it?”

Working her jaw, no words could come out as Starlight fumbled with what to say.

“Starlight jilled herself with his horn and brought him back to life so we could have a three way.”

Starlight’s eyes went wide. “Trix! No! That’s not at all- well part of it is true, but not that last bit! I don’t want to have a three way!”

Twilight turned to her former student. “But you did use his horn to… masturbate?”

With a sigh, Starlight nodded her head solemnly.

“And you… what, somehow poured enough magic into the horn to bring him back to life?”

Another nod.

“And considering you’re both not dead, nor is the school on fire, nor is he cackling madly with mad intent, that he’s somehow on a leash?”

“A magical geas,” Sombra snarled.

“Oh, good, he does talk!” Twilight stood directly in front of him. “Well then, welcome to-”

“I don’t care.”

Twilight frowned.

“Sombra, be nice to Twilight. Apologize.”

“I’m… sorry,” he growled.

“Oh wow, he’s obedient, too!”

“More like forced to do what she says,” Trixie added.

“So he is a slave to Lady Glimmer. How quaint,” Luna snarked, finally joining the others.

“If I could, Moon Mare, you’d be-”

“Sombra, no, stop. What did I say?”

“You said to be nice to… that one.” He pointed at Twilight.

“That also goes for Princess Luna, or any other princess.”

His only acknowledgement was to snarl, which Luna, as graceful as a kindergartener, stuck her tongue out in response.

Twilight, ignoring the two’s back and forth, approached Starlight and Trixie. “What are your intentions, then?”

Starlight blinked. “My what?”

“Sombra?” Twilight pointed at him. “What do you plan to do with him?”

Starlight and Trixie shared a glance, the latter waggling her brows.

“No, Trix, we’re not doing that.” Starlight then turned back to Twilight. “I’m… not sure. I wasn’t really prepared for something like this.”

“We are not sure there is any proper way to prepare for the aftermath of using a dead pony’s horn to self pleasure one’s self,” Luna said.

“Okay, that’s fair. So what should I do?” Starlight looked to Twilight expectantly.

Tapping her chin with a wing, Twilight looked between Sombra and Starlight. “Well, you managed to help save Equestria from Queen Chrysalis and helped reform the changelings with your friends. So maybe try that?”

“What, reform Sombra?”

The former king let a snicker escape.

“I mean, he’s under my control, but I don’t think I can really influence his behavior, or what he really thinks about things.”

“I’d rather go back to being dead, thank you.”

Twilight quickly turned to Sombra. “What was death like, anyway?”

He shrugged. “I wouldn’t know, I was dead.”

“Oh.”

“Twilight, please, back to this. I’m… I don’t know what to do!”

Twilight stepped beside Starlight, hugging her tight with a wing.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll figure it out. Meanwhile, why not try to… I don’t know, get him settled into his new life?”

“I’m being controlled by a mare who used my horn to pleasure herself. I don’t think I can view this time as living, or any form of enjoyment.”

Twilight continued on, ignoring him and his words as she continued to pour out suggestions for Starlight, even going so far as to materialize an organized list for when, she said, this would have eventually happened anyway so why not have a list ready?

By now, Luna had approached the ex king, and walked circles around him while the others talked. Looking, examining, even poking his grey coat with a hoof.

“Please… stop that,” Sombra said, the words nearly painful to speak.

“Nay, We are enjoying this irony too much. Wait until mine sister hears of this.”

“How wonderful.”

“So, how does it feel, foal?”

“I am no foal.”

“Aye, though are but a weary little colt now, under the control of a mare whose ability to cause havoc is only rivaled by Discord. She is your master, and thou art her slave.” Luna leaned in close to his face, her nose nearly into his right ear. “We shall enjoy this,” she whispered, “from afar.”

Sombra quickly shifted to strike, but his hooves did not cooperate, freezing him in place beside the lunar princess. She continued to smirk, while he snarled angrily.

“Hey! Princess Luna, what are you doing to my Sombra?”

“Your?” Sombra hissed, flashing Starlight a menacing glare.

“Well, yeah, you kinda are now mine.”

“And don’t forget about me!” Trixie said with a wave of her hooves.

“Trix, you weren’t even here for any of it.”

“I showed up fashionably late.”

Starlight rolled her eyes, while Princess Luna joined her and Twilight.

“So, how sure are we that he’s… not going to do anything?” Twilight asked.

“Aye, shall we send in some guards?”

Hesitantly, Starlight shook her head. “No, before I was interrupted, I was testing some limits with his control. He seems to still be... mostly free. I can’t order him to inflict self harm. And it seems he also, orders or not, cannot seem to hurt me, otherwise he would have done so by now.”

“But he can touch you, hmm?” asked Luna.

Beads of sweat began to run down Starlight’s face. At her friend’s hesitation, Trixie’s smile grew hungry, running her tongue along her lips.

“Fascinating, this really requires research!” Twilight, oblivious, magick’d a scroll and quill, writing notes down at a fevered pace.

“For another time, young Sparkle. For now, we must deliver Our sister’s missive, and return to Canterlot.”

“Oh, right.” Twilight’s ears drooped, the scroll and quill going away with a puff of magic. “Princess Celestia-” Luna rolled her eyes, but said nothing. “-wanted me to deliver a list of new students planning for next year's enrollment, from outside of Equestria.”

Another scroll appeared, and was hovered towards Starlight, who took it in her own magic. “Princess-” Luna huffed this time. “-I mean, Luna wanted to stretch her legs and joined me.”

“Canterlot, while our home, grows boring. We await to have time to ourselves upon retirement.”

“Right.” Twilight gulped. “So yeah, that’s about it. Oh! And Spike says hi.”

“Ehehehe, great, this sounds… wonderful. And tell Spike I said hello back.”

Everypony looked to Trixie expectantly.

“What? Trixie cares not for the little-”

A glare from Twilight made the blue mare think about her next words very wisely.

“And Trixie supposes she says hello as well.”

“Wonderful!” Twilight gave a brief nuzzle to Starlight, and then began walking out. “Now, if you run into any issues with Sombra, don’t hesitate to send out a flare. We’ll come as quick as possible and kick his flanks like last time.”

“I’m standing right here,” stated Sombra.

“Yes, We are very aware,” Luna added, glaring at Sombra, who returned the expression with one of his own.

“Bye Starlight! Bye Trixie! Bye Sombra, and welcome to Ponyville!” And with that, both Twilight and Luna left, closing the door behind them.

The three remaining occupants were quiet for several minutes, still waiting for the metaphorical hammer to drop.

“Do you think Princes Luna wants to share him?” Trixie asked.

“Trix! No!” Starlight shouted.

“What? Did you see how she looked at him, then whispering into his ear? Trixie bets she wants some of him too. Well not until Trixie has had her turn!”

Starlight slammed a hoof against her face. “Trixie… no, just, no.”

“Come oooooon,” she pleaded, “Trixie can smell your heat for miles, and you remember last year after your heat, then mine?”

Closing her eyes, Starlight shuddered. “Unfortunately, yes.”

“What… happened last year?” Sombra asked.

“At that Daring Do Convention… just the two of us in that hotel room…” Trixie grew closer to Starlight’s ear. “Rope… whips…”

“Seriously, what happened last year?” Sombra asked again, eyes wide.

Starlight’s horn suddenly glowed and covered Trixie. The blue mare disappeared with a pop.

Sombra, still trying to forget about the use of ropes, whips, and even unmentioned shackles, blinked as the spots in his vision disappeared. “Oh good, you killed her.”

“I didn’t kill her,” Starlight panted. “I sent her back to her classroom. Trixie knows how to push my buttons, and if she continued on that way I don’t know what would have happened.”

“By the dribbling of fluids, I can only guess.”

Frowning, Starlight marched towards the office door, while both looking at her clock and cleaning her mess with more tissues.

“Alright Sombra, I’m already extremely late for my own class, so I have to go. You… stay here.”

He raised a brow.

“I can’t take you out with me yet. We need to… make you more presentable. Less, well, former evil king and more…” Starlight rolled a hoof.

“Handsome, benevolent king, high ruler whom all shall bow to?”

“I was going to say casual, but we can borrow some of what you said.”

Blinking, Sombra looked down to his naked himself. “I don’t see what all needs improving, other than a bath, full armor, and my crown and cape.”

“There’s a full bath in that door over there. Clean yourself up-” at Sombra’s movement, Starlight hastily added, “-when you’re ready! Not right now, unless you feel like it!”

He stopped moving, and returned to facing her.

“Soooo… yeah, just chill out in here.”

Sombra’s horn started to glow in a bubbly green and purple aura, and a layer of frost began to cover his hooves and the floor around him.

“That’s not a literal term! It means just relax and make yourself comfortable!”

Instantly the frost went away, however now not only did his horn glow, but dark, black and purple waves of smoke poured from his eyes. Black, dark magic pulsing crystals began to crack through the wood floor around him, and a menacing throne shot up behind Starlight’s desk.

“Without magically altering anything! Or damaging anything! Hurting anything! Just… don’t use your magic, okay!?”

The small crystals turned to dust at the stallion’s hooves. The throne, however, stayed.

She opened the door, standing with her rear end facing out.

“Sombra, I want you to stay in this room, which includes the bathroom, and my small study. At your leisure, take a bath and clean up, and you can… read a book or something, there’s a lot of left over from when Twilight left. I’ll be back in about four hours.”

Backing out, the door closed with a silent click. Sombra turned to begin walking back towards the bathroom when it burst open.

“And don’t hurt anypony! For that matter, if anypony other than me tries to come in, tell them we are busy and to come back later!”

Continuing to just stand there, Starlight once again backed out of the room, closing the door.

The ex king stood there, watching the seconds hand on the clock tick away. After a full minute, he sighed, and walked towards the bathroom. After his bath, he had a lot of reading to do.