Im not in Sparta anymore

Chapters

Ch.2 The night before the raid
Ch.3 We get screwed
Ch.4 Introductions
Ch.5 Celestia tries to read my mind
Ch.6 My Arrival
Ch.7 I give the girls a talking to and get a job
Ch.8 I Make Big Plans
Ch.9 We party till everyone passes out and I make a deal with Luna
Ch. 10 I build my bitchin house
Ch.11 Getting Settled in
Ch.12 I go fishing
Ch. 13 I get Celly back
Ch. 14 I help out a cutiemark crusader
Ch. 15 I do Celestia a favor
Ch. 16 Realization
Ch.17 I go to the spa
Ch.18 A day out with Scoots
Ch. 19 I catch a dog and Dash gets some advice
Ch.20 I get another roommate
Ch.21 getting settled in ( again)
Ch.22 I go fishing with gods
Ch.23 Estrus gives me the reach around
Ch.24 In the woods part 1
Ch.25 in the woods part 2
Ch. 26 Death
Ch.27 Relationships
YOU DECIDE!
Ch. 28 meeting the parents part 1
Ch.29 meeting the parents part 2
Ch. 30 The Forger gives me a job
Ch.31 Homecoming
Ch.32 Man time
Ch.33 A Hunting we will go (part 1)
Ch.1 Prolouge
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Ch.2 The night before the raid

Ch.2 The Night before the raid

I walked through the camp, making sure that everyone knew what we were doing tomorrow. Tomorrow we would do what we always did to get our green soldiers bloodied. We were going to raid a major farm right outside of Athens. I smiled; sometimes it felt like I had the best job in the world. Hopefully they had fixed that winery that we burned down last time.

“Sir ", says a voice that materializes right behind me. I jump and spin around, scared shitless." Sweet Zeus's hairy balls Dthort, why do you always do that! “Dthort grins.” Sorry Sir. It wouldn't happen again." I rolled my eyes. That's what he's been saying since I met him during my training. He was a huge Reasuian, over seven feet tall, and from head to toe he was covered in huge ugly muscle. Like most Reasuian that lived so long he had beard that went down below his waist, all of it carefully groomed and braided.

We Reasuians have such great pride in our beards because it represents the tail of one of the noblest creatures in the world, the horse. When other Greeks that have never heard of us finds out that we love horses so much they laugh and call us things like horsefuckers and worse things. But if you knew horses like we do you would love them as much as we do.

Hell, legend says that a horse helped found Reasu. But let me get back to my conversation with Dthort because I'm sure you've already heard about us. So....

"Well Dthort I'm sure you want me for something. Is that bastard Morth here yet?" Morth or King Morth was the king of Reasu. He was, unfortunately, my king. His father was king Reau, one of the greatest men that I had ever met. All of his greatness was lost on that cockmuncher of a son. Morth was a thin and weasel turd that was scared of horses, HORSES! How could you be scared of a horse! He had made few friends among the nobles because of this.

“No my lord we haven't heard about them yet and-" " That coward said that he would be here two days ago." I look at Dthort. “We need to attack this village soon or they will find about us, there are only 1,000 of us I don't want to fight the whole Athena army." I growled. “Sir-' Dthort tried to say." You know what? We’ll attack tomorrow night. Fuck'em I say let us get all-" "SIR!" Dthort yelled. “What?" I asked Dthort. “You told me to tell you when commander Leoscar arrived to tell you that he is here." I grinned “Leo’s here why didn't you say something before Dthort? Let’s go see him." Dthort started muttered something under his breath and showed me where Leo was.

Leo...

My best friend in the whole world and the prince of Sparta. A short little arse with short blond hair and the greenest eyes you ever saw. he also had the bad habit of playing jokes on people that were a higher rank than himself. When I met him when we were 12 he had painted old king Reau's horse in blue strips, glued my shoes to the floor, and stole everyone in the castle's pants.

We searched the whole camp but we couldn't find him. His soldiers that he brought were there all 800 of them. 800 seasoned Spartans they would keep an eye on all of the young recruits. When we asked his soldiers where he was they all grinned and said that they had no idea where he was.

Some shit was going down.

"Dthort who’s guarding my tent right?" I asked him. He gave me a puzzled look." York and Lork are sir." I groaned. York and Lorks were identical twins that together had the brain power of a potatoe. “Come on Dthort we need to get to my tent now!!!" I broke out into a run plowing through everyone that got in my way. He better not do anything he better not do anything! I thought over and over again.

I stopped right in front of my tent suddenly and I turn to Dthort who was struggling to keep up with me. I point to the door and tell Dthort" Dthort go in any see if the coast is clear." Dthort gulped and nervously said," S-Sir?" I looked him square in the eye and said" Dthort as your commander I order you to go in my tent and see if my tent is clear." Dthort sighed; he had experienced some of Leo's jokes before." Yes Sir." He drew himself up to his full height and started to go through the Entrance as I went under the tent.Sure enough, as soon as Dthort went in there was a loud bang and Dthort was screaming curses. I laughed to myself as I drew my knife and cut my way through my tent. What I found out was a pretty odd sight. There were two things on the ground. One was Leo laughing his ass off and the other was something that I guessed was tar and feathers and I assumed it was Dthort because it sounded like him and few men were as big as him.

I shake my head any look around to see if there is anything I can use to avenge my comrade. Nothing catches my eye until I see it. I grin, no I shouldn't. I walk over to Leo, who still hasn't noticed me and I grab him by his tunic and lifted him off the ground over my head." WHAT?" Leo as he struggled to get out of my grasp. “Hello Leo it's nice to see you, it feels like you've gained a few pounds." I grunted with a smile on my face as I carried him over to my chamber pot. " Leo soon saw what I was going to do and struggled even harder and said'' Marvil no don't you-" he never finished his sentence because I dunked his head in the Chamber pot and held his head under 30 pounds of piss and shit.

“We need to stop meeting like his Leo." I told him, laughing to myself. He couldn't hear me of course. He was choking on my shit

Ch.3 We get screwed

After I finally let Leo out of the chamber pot and we burned his cloths and got all the tar off Dthort I finally got to get a good look at my friend. I haven't seen him in two years and he did looked the same as the last time I saw him.... well except all of those new scars he had gotten. He had a scar reaching from his right eye to his jaw. He had cuts all over his arms and he was short 3 fingers.

“Did you get into a scrap with your wife?" I said, watching his face get beat red." N-No there h-has been a lot of attacks by those Macedonian tribes in the north. So how have you been Marvil?" My grin got wider; I could never understand how a man that has fought and killed probably hundreds of men be so damn scared of women." Don't you change the subject Leo, how is that little wife of yours? You get her belly big yet?" He got even redder that time and stared at the ground, mumbling.

Having enough fun at my friend’s expense I got down to business. " Tomorrow night we will start his raid, Morth be damned" Leo looked physically relieved that I was no longer talking about his wife." Same formation?" We both grinned. The formation that we made when we were kids was that the Spartans would hold the center and the Reasuian would be on the flanks. We had used this formation as soon as we were given commands and it had never let us down." Yep and let’s try to not burn down all of their stuff like last time." we both laughed at the old memory. After we got all of the business we talked about all of the adventures we had and the places we have been. I went to sleep that night happy.

The next morning not so much....

“SIR!!!" My sweet dreams were rudely interrupted by Dthort crashing through my tent and yelling in my face. I opened a blood shot eye and growled," What? And this better be good, I was having a great dream." “My lord the whole Athena army is here with all of its allies. Well that WAS a good reason for waking me up. I lunched out of bed and shrugged my chainmail on." Dthort I want the men ready and into formation in 20 minutes does Leo know the good news?" "Yes my lord, he is getting the men in formation as we speak." Good wait outside, I'll be out shortly."

He left and I got the rest of my equipment, my boots, my shield, my trusty knife and the most important thing Sun Setter, the great sword that has been passed down my family for 30 generations. It was 6 feet of ugly black steel. The whole blade was covered in runes that were suppose to protect the blade and the owner. They must work because the sword never broke and I'm not dead yet.

After getting dressed and getting outside I went outside to see what we were facing. “Fuck.me." I said, we were screwed. It looked like half of Greece was against us.

Everyone was scrambling around, putting out fires grabbing helmets, and running to piss. After we had our small army ready we went out and met the army. I was in the front line like always cheering the men on and putting on a brave face but I was nervous. The enemy had close to 10 times our numbers and most of our men were green boys. I prayed to Ares and Athena to help us survive the battle.

Silly me for forgetting that the gods are pricks.

“You ready Leo?" I yelled at my friend. “Let’s go Marvil!" “COME ON BOYS LETS GIVE'EM HELL" I yelled to my troops and they roared in response. With a final roar we charged the enemy.

I have been asked many times what it is like when two armies have come together since I'm always the first to hit the enemy. The best way to describe it is like an avalanche and you’re watching it come down to get you. Men are smashing into each other making the loudest noise that I have ever and probably will ever hear. There are also the screams of fear and pain. But for me the worst part of battle is the smell. In battle you smell piss and shit and blood.

That was what I experienced that day and more. There was simply too many of the enemy. We could not retreat because we were Reasuians and Spartans; retreat was not something we knew. The battle for me felt like minutes but I'm sure it lasted hours. But during that fight I saw Dthort, a friend to me in his own right, get run through with a spear as well as many of the soldiers that I had known as boys. Finally the only ones of our army that were left alive were me, Leo, and a Spartan soldier that I had never seen.

All three of us were huddled under our shields near a cliff to keep from getting impaled by javelins that is when the worst thing happened that I've ever experiences. One of the javelin throwers, bigger than the others, threw his spear harder and faster than I've ever seen in my life. It flew straight and true, going through Leo's shield, through the armor, and into his chest.

"NOOOOOO" I roared, throwing my shield barely noticing the other Spartan get killed by a spear. I caught him before he fell. He was covered in gore, but I could tell he was already deathly pale. I pulled the spear out of his body. " Leo look at me we'll get you out of here and get you to that pretty wife of yours just don't-" Leo grabbed my arm and said," Marvel don't let them get you don't....." He stopped, closed his eyes and just died.

Let me tell you that I wasn't the happiest camper ever.

“COME ON!!!" I yelled, getting closed to the edge of the cliff." WHO WANTS TO TASTE MY BLADE FIRST?" I guess none of them wanted to because instead all of them threw their spears. One of them hit me one in the arm and the other in the leg, throwing me off balance and sending me over the cliff.

Well this isn't such a bad way to die I thought to myself as I was falling thousands of feet in the air. I was moving so fast that I didn't notice that I was about to go through an opening that for some reason just opened up into the ground.

“Well this is odd." I said out loud to myself. After going through the hole it immediately closed and I was once again falling through the sky." Maybe the Gods are punishing me for some reason; I'm probably just going to keep falling forever. Unfortunately forever wasn't going to last much longer because I was going to die from blood loss.

Luckily the Gods weren't going to let me die that easily. When I hit the clouds they did exactly what I thought they would do they slowed up my fall a lot and since for some reason they were so close to the ground they slowed me up so much that I survived my fall when I hit a tree.

I've been hit with many things over my life and I'm grateful that the tree helped stop my fall, but it could have given me a softer landing. " DAMN DAMN DAMN." I said in my head as I hit with each branch, it felt like every in the damn branch, but I finally hit the ground. “OOFFF!" I could feel all of my ribs broken and there was the problem that I was still was going to bleed to death.

"GGGGRRRRRRR" something growled off to my right. “Great, I survived falling off a cliff to be eaten by a beast." I muttered to myself. I rolled myself to my side and drew my knife; I wasn't going to be eaten without a fight." Come on then beasty." And I was what it was. It was about twice my size with the body of a lion that had wings and a scorpion’s tail. I recognized what it was at once. “It’s a fucking Manticore." I mutter under my breath.

The edges of my vision were going black; I didn't have much time left. The Manticore didn't notice me though, it was about to eat something. I used what little energy I had left to focus on what I was about to attack. Then I saw it...

It was about to eat 6 little horses.

The horses were cowering near a tree. Some of them were weird colors like blue and purple and one was wearing a hat but I shrugged that off as blood loss. But if I was about to die I was going to do one last good thing before I died.

I was going to save them.

I used the arm that wasn't broken to rip the spear that was in my shoulder. I got up, I felt no pain, and I threw the spear. It was probably the best throw that I have ever done in my life. It arched beautifully, sailing over trees and hitting the monster right below the mane. It was dead before it hit the ground. “Nice" I said weakly before I hit the ground, landing on my back. I heard something walking over to me. It was the horses. All of them circled around me. I smiled up at them, tasting blood in my mouth." You come to thank me little horses?" I said weakly. One of the horses the one that was wearing the hat looked to me.

What was most striking was how big it's eyes were and how intelligent it looked. It opened its mouth and instead of a neigh it said," What in tarnation are ya?"

The last thing I thought before I passed out was...

Did that horse just talk????

Ch.4 Introductions

Chapter.4 Introductions

BEEP.... BEEP......BEEP

What?

My whole head was covered in a bandage. I tried to move my right hand but it had something stopping it from moving. Someone had tied me down to a bed. “Someone must want to have their way with me." I chuckled to myself but I stopped. BOY was I in pain. And with each with each one of those beeps the pain got worse. I was in so much pain that it took me a while to hear that there were others talking in the room.

The first thing I heard was a woman’s voice." Nurse, how is our patient doing?" The nurse, whatever the name of hade's dirty underwear that was, sighed and said," By all rights Princess, this thing should be dead.' I grinned, if I had a copper for every time I heard that....

The nurse then started to list off all the injuries that I had. And golly gee it was a lot." The creature had all of its ribs broken, a broken arm and leg, a cracked skull, and more cuts and bruises than I can count." “Not to mention a dislocated shoulder, a broken collar bone, and a bad concession.” I said suddenly. It gained the reaction that I wanted, they all jumped, some of them gasped. With all the information I got from the jumps and gasp that where were at least 10 people in the room, all of them women.

"Well that’s weird." I muttered to myself. If there really was a princess here then by rights she should have at least 1 guard with her." Hey, could you ladies take this bandage off my head? I would like to see all of your beautiful, smiling faces." I tried to give them my most charming voice.

There were a few reasons that I wanted them to take the bandages off. One was that I wanted to see how bad my body was. Two I did want to see the ladies. Hopefully none of them were armed and I really hopped that none of them were that fierce tribe of women, the amazons. They would all mate with me but then they would sacrifice me to their gods. While the first part would be great, the dying part wouldn't.

The whole room was deadly quiet. I was about to ask again but I felt my bandages slowly being unwrapped. The really weird thing was that I didn't feel anyone grabbing the bandages; it was like they were coming off all by themselves. When the last wrapping was off I flinched from the light. DAMN was it BRIGHT OUT. It seemed like the sun it got twice as bright from the last time I saw it. I blinked a couple of times, trying to focus my vision. “Thanks for that my-" I stopped in my tracks. Instead of there being 10 women in the room there were 10 little multicolored horses all staring at me.

I opened my mouth, and then shut it. There wasn't any person in the room so they would have to be the ones talking. I narrowed by eyes. Maybe they were gods and they were screwing with me. Maybe I hit my head harder than I thought....

Celestia, one of the princesses of Equestria, had lived for thousands of years and had seen many things in her long life but she had never seen a creature like this. It looked a lot like a diamond dog but it was a lot bigger. It had no thick coat and it had been clothed. The only real hair it had was the short mane on the top of its head. The other noticeable thing about it was that its whole body was covered in scars. There were too many to count over the very muscular chest, arms, and neck. This thing, whatever it was it was some kind of warrior. Also from what her student Twilight Sparkle told her that it could also talk so it had at least some intelligence.

They were talking about the creature’s injuries, injuries that would keep anything down and out for weeks, not to mention the sedatives they gave it were enough to put 5 ponies asleep for 5 days, the thing talked." Not to mention a dislocated shoulder, a broken collar bone, and a bad concession." All of the ponies in the room jumped. It sounded male and sounded like it was in a lot of pain.

It then talked again." Hey, could you ladies take this bandage off my head? I would like to see all of your beautiful, smiling faces." I said it in a very charming voice that made Celestia smile but she frowned just as quickly. She didn't trust the creature and she didn't know what kind of powers it had. She had just arrived with her sister Luna who wanted to see the creature. There was also her student Twilight Sparkle and all of her friends Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity. The creature had saved them all form the Manticore and they all wanted to thank it.

The nurse that was in the room looked nervously from the creature to the princess. Celestia thought it over for a minute then nodded, she would give the creature the benefit of her trust. The nurse, a unicorn, used her magic to slowly unwound the bandages. When they were all off she finally got a good took at the creatures face. Like its chest and arms it had a lot of scars. It had a particularly long scar starting from its right eye to its lower chin.

It blinked a couple of times, its eyes adjusting to the light when it looked at them." Thanks for that my-" The creature looked at them all and stopped, Looking confused it opened its mouth and closed it again. What followed was a very awkward silence. That was broken by the monster." Tha Fuck?" causing all of the mares to jump again....

Fucking horses. FUCKING HORSES! I was being taken care of and having a conversion with horses that had horns and wings and they were different colors!!! Two of them had some really crazy manes. One was rainbow colored and the colors looked like they were moving. The other one had a mane that was black but you could see through it. It almost reminded me of the sky during the night.

I'm trying very hard not to lose it when I notice that my chin is very cold. Looking down I try to look for my beard, the beard that signifies what it means to be a Reasuian man WAS GONE. I'm ashamed to say that I panicked. I broke all of my restraints and ran over to a mirror. When I did this the smaller horses scrambled and the two bigger ones stepped up in a protective nature and their horns started to glow. I ignored them and jumped over another horse that was all right with a funny hat on its head and some kind of brand on its arse.

“NONONONONO!" I said over and over again. My beard was gone leaving a clean shaven face. “Dear Zeus NO!" I hit the floor, head in my hands, rocking back and forth. In Reasuian culture the only thing we loved more than horses was our beards. I don't know how long I sat there but I felt something on a shoulder. I looked up and saw that the horse with the rainbow colored mane had put her hoof on my shoulder.

“My beard, what happened to it?" I said, trying to control my berserker rage. The horse with the white body and the blue mane stopped shaking in fear and said." Darling , when we found you on the ground you had blood and all of this nasty stuff on that elegant beard of yours so we just thought it would be best to cut it off."

I groaned, then immediately calmed myself. No need to go and attacking talking horses when I have no idea where I was. I could always grow another beard right?

I got up and gave them my best smile and said," Hello little horses, my name is Marvil what is yours when I turned around all of them looked away from me blushing, which looked weird with some of their coats. I wondered why they were so flustered when I realized that I was completely naked. I slowly walked back to the bed, finding it very funny that naked horses would care about seeing my manhood. I hopped back into my bed and covered myself. “SOOOO names?" That snapped them all to attention.

The big ones went first " I am princess Celestia, queen of Equestria and this is my sister Luna" The dark blue one said " How art thou Marvil?" then the purple one with the horn said," Hello I am Twilight Sparkle." then all of the other ones started giving me there names." The blue one with a rainbow in her mane and tail was Rainbow Bash, the tan one that was wearing a hat was Applejack, the one that was pink was called Pinkie Pie, there was a yellow one with purple hair and her name was Fluttershy, and the last one was the one that told me about my beard was called Rarity.

After niceties were shared the one called Twilight said," Mr. Marvil sir? Well, first it is very nice to meet you. Second, we are not horses we're ponies. Third, what are you?" I smiled at her well I'd like to answer all of your questions and I will, but right now I'm going to pass out from my pain, good night ladies." Before they could answer me my head it the pillow, I was out cold.....

Ch.5 Celestia tries to read my mind

As soon as the Marvil's head hit the pillow the nurse ran out of the room, terrified that a monster had jumped over her naked. Celestia sighed," Well that didn't turn out as I hoped." Pinkie hopped around the bed " Omygoshdidyouseehowbigitwas!Icantwaittogiveitaparty!!!" “Sugarcube, I'm pretty sure that there creature is a he." Applejack remarked, getting another round of blushing from the mares.

Twilight strode up to Marvil and looked him over." Now that he's asleep we can examine him." She used her magic to grab the notebook and pencil." Marvil hasn't enough hair for a coat and has to use cloths to protect him from the elements I'm guessing. He's male and walks on two legs and instead of hooves he has claws like Spike does he has 4 on his right hand and 5 on the left."

All of the other mares, even the princesses, rolled their eyes. Twilight would probably try to ask Marvil a million questions when he woke up. She spent the next 20 minutes she looked him over recording all of her findings. No longer scared of the human the other mares walked over to him. Rainbow was trying to put his hand in water but Applejack keep yelling at her. Pinkie pie had somehow gotten a marker and was drawing all over his face. Rarity was making measurements for the marvelous outfit that she was going to make for him. Fluttershy cowered away from him, still scared.

Celestia hung back with her sister smiling. Those ponies would befriend the creature as soon as he was outside of the hospital, she was sure. Her sister broke her out of her happy thoughts." Sister did thou see all the scars on his back?" Celestia sighed," Yes sister, it looks like Marvil’s been whipped quite a lot. Then there's the problem of all of the scars over the rest of its body."

Luna looked at her," sister we need to check his mind to see if he will bring harm on you subjects." Celestia gave her sister a weak smile," Yes sister but I'll do it as soon as Twilight and her friends have had their fun.

It took about two hours but eventually all six of the mares left the hospital to go home for the night. As soon she lowered the sun, Celestia started over to Marvil. Willing the mind reading to come to her memory. Her horn glowed and she touched it to Marvil's head.

Celestia expected to start seeing his memories flash before her eyes, from his earliest memories to now. But that’s not what happened....

She opened her eyes she was in a room as small as the hospital room that her body was in now. The room was completely white except what was in the middle of it.

It was Marvil, but not the weak naked Marvil. This Marvil was sitting on a stump sharpening the biggest sword that Celestia had ever seen. He was completely covered in armor, she could see that he couldn't be taller than 5 foot 8 but it was all massively muscled. He looked at her, seeing her for the first time and grinned, he then waved her on over. She was shocked that her spell didn't work but she walked over to him. She was here to get answers and that was what she was going to do.

When she was a few feet from her the room changed and she was now out in the middle of some woods right near a camp fire. “Come and warm yourself by the fire." She sat on her hitches looking at him. He looked back tsking and said," You have been a bad girl Celestia, Trying to read my mind." He chuckled at her discomfort. “Don’t worry milady no harm done. Now since you here I guess you want to ask me some questions?" "Yes" Celestia said, wondering why her spell didn't work. Marvil laughed. “You’re spell didn't work Celestia, because my training has showed how to block things, even gods, from reading my mind." “What were you training for Marvil?" Celestia would destroy this creature if it was a threat to her people. Marvil chuckled again," I'm a man Celestia." Celestia looked at Marvil confused, could he read her mind?" I can now because you’re in my mind."

Marvil stood up. “To answer your question I was a soldier. Where I'm from my land is in constant warfare. I know what you’re thinking to is horrible but there is still good there." He snapped her fingers and they were somewhere else. They were in a hall filled with other huge warriors feasting and drinking. Then the scene changed to Marvil walking up to a woman and kissing her, laughing as she kissed him back. Then the scene changed the same women and Marvil were playing with their kids, teaching them some things about horses. Celestia smiled, Marvil walked up beside her and said," My wife, Pthea, the greatest women in the world."

“What happened to her?" Celestia knew people only talked about love ones that had passed on. Marvil had a smile that didn't reach his eyes." In my village a plague broke out that killed many. I was out on a campaign at the time, didn't get back until the plague had run its course. My wife and 3 kids perished." Celestia had tears in her eyes," I'm sorry Marvil." He didn't even look like he heard her." When they died so did I." Celestia put a hoof on his shoulder." Why don't you stay here and try to live here again?" Marvil looked down and had the same smile back on.

Marvil got down on his knee and said;" So you do want the monster in your kingdom?" he teased. Celestia grinned "If the monster wants to stay yes." Marvel looked like he was deep in thought. "I will if you can somehow heal me so it wouldn't take me months to heal I need to make a memorial." “For what?" Celestia asked, confused. Marvil looked into her eyes and said. “Before I came here I was in a battle. Long story short, we lost. Two of my good friends were killed and I fell off a cliff."

Celestia was aghast. She was going to ask him to show her the battle but he held up a hand." Princess when was your war?" he asked. “Not for a 1000 years. Why?" “Because I don't want to give you nightmares." he when changed the subject and refused to tell more.

They talked for what seemed like hours, getting to know each other and Marvil's plans of this world. He wanted to be near Twilight and her friends in there town of ponyville, because he felt that he owed them something," I would be dead without them princess, I owe them a debt, just like I'll owe you a debt when you heal me." He scratched her under her chin, causing her to grin again. Grinning Marvel said," Well princess you have to complete preparations for me and I want to get back to sleep. “He got up and bowed. “Good night Celestia." He then snapped his fingers and she was back in her body. “Sister art thou okay is the creature safe? “Luna said behind her.

Celestia grinned at her sister then caste herself in a regal pose." Yes sister, he is safe, we are going to heal him and send him to ponyville to learn to be happy again, O and he is a human Luna." After they healed them Celestia put his hand back in water and laughed at a confused Luna." Come on sister we have to tell Twilight Sparkle what’s going to happen, and we have to warn the citizens of ponyville. We need to scare the daylights out of them." With that the two goddesses left Marvil to his dreams to go back to Canterlot. Marvil was going to need his rest. He was going have a big day tomorrow......

Ch.6 My Arrival

Ch.6 Arrival

I wake up with the sun shining in my face. " Fuck you Celestia!" I groaned, why couldn't she rise it in another 2 hours? The next unpleasant thing I noticed was a horrid smell." What the hell is that?" I mutter, then when I move around my bed I figure it out." Ooo now your really going to get it. Making me piss myself.""NURSE!!!!" After I had my talk with Celestia I had learned many things about this world, Like there healers were called nurses and doctors. They even had RUNNING WATER!!!!!!"

The nurse ran through the door looking worried. She knew that I was going to leave today and she also knew that I wasn't going to eat her. I had a talk with her and she was actually really nice. Her name was nurse Red Cross and she had been working in the ponyville general hospitial for years. " What's wrong Marvil?" I practically growled," A certain alicorn thought it would funny to make me piss myself." She giggled and winked at me, " Well, the showers in that door over there." She pointed a hoof to one of the doors. I sighed," I mresfdttrfgb." " What?" Red Cross asked me. I looked down " I don't know how to use a shower." I muttered, That really got her laughing. " Well let's show Marvil how a big bad shower works." I cursed at her and she winked at me and I followed her to the shower.

I have on idea how something so small shoot out so much water. The nurse gave me some soap and let me have it. The shower went along smoothly, even if it was too damn small. When I got out and was pleasantly surprised that I found some cloths. " Red Cross who are these cloths from?" She called out from the door," There from a fashion designer in ponyville, A mare named Rarity." Well that was nice of her I thought, when I get into town today I'll go thank her, I thought to myself as

i put on the cloths.

They fit like a glove and they felt great. When I went out of the bathroom Red Cross left some food, apple, some hay, and water. I sighed, it was going to be awful not being able to eat meat. I ignored the the hay and ate the apple, core and all. I hadn't eaten in 3 days and I was starved." Nurse can you get me some more apples and remind me when is Twilight coming to pick me up. She walked through my door using her magic to levitate 4 apples to me." She is coming in 20 minutes." she told me as I inhailed the apples. " We are bring all of your other stuff out to you just give me a minute." she came back with all of the stuff that connected me to my old world, my mail, my belt, my trusty knife, and YESSSSS! I hadn't lost SunSetter in the fall. It even had the sheath.

Grinning, I shrugged my mail on, Yea Gods!! it felt like it weighed a ton. My Sword didn't feel any lighter but I didn't complain, I felt naked with out it, that is when Twilight came through the door." Alright Marvil lets- epp!" I turned around seeing a look of terror on her face. I took a moment to look her over. She was the size of a big dog, she probably reached my belly button. If I had to describe her and all of the other ponies I've met..... ADROABLE!!! They were really the cutest creatures that I have ever seen, with huge eyes and big open faces.

I get on my knees to get as low as her to make myself less intimidating." Calm down Twlight, I wouldn't bite. Come on I have to say good bye to nurse Red Cross." As soon as I opened the door 5 things tackled me sending me on my ass. It was the 5 other mares that I saved and talked to the other day. They were all over me trying to find any inch they could hug. Applejack and Fluttershy were gripping my legs, Rarity and Pinkie Pie were clunging to my arms, And Rainbow Dash was hugging my chest.

" Hello to you to girls." I said laughing, "Could you get off me? I can't breath." The girls all quickly got off my flustered. " Sorry." They all said at the same time. Damn, was that adorable! " No harm done ladies, come on I want to see where I'll be staying at for the forseeable future." Then I felt someone was hugging my neck, it was Twilight. " We just wanted to thank you for saving us from that monster." All of the other girls smiled, shaking their heads in agreement. I grinned, opening my arms wide I said, " Alright bring it in girls." And they all barreled in my arms for a hug.

After I thanked all of the doctors and nurses we all left the hospitial we walked into town. The whole way I told them of Reasu and how much we knew of horse and pony kind.I even told them that I probably knew more about their bodies than they did. Rainbow Dash flew right up to my face and said," Your lieing, your not even a pony." "O ya Rainbow?" I smlied at her, amused at how fierce she was." Come here if I can't get you to do what I want I'll eat my boots, if I do then your buying us all lunch." Her eyes lit up, Boy did she remind me of my old wife, she stopped her flight and walked up to me and said," Your on."

I motioned for the other mares to gather around, I got on my knees and looked over." Now Rainbow, I'm going to go make you move your right lower hoof, Try not to." before she sould answer I reached around to her right ear, scratching right below it. I prayed that it work, I have eaten shoes before losing bets but these were the only pair I had. As soon as I started though, her leg was moving back and forth. I could see the shock in her face and then the concentration as she tried to stop herself. The other girls started laughing but I kept on a straight face and said," Now I'll make you sit down." I touched a part of her lower back and she sat down, confused. The girls were really laughing now. " Finally your going to sleep." I touched a part of her neck, her eyes closed and I caught her before she hit the ground.

I lifted her up in my arms and carried her like a baby. Everyone of the girls was rolling on the ground, laughing. Smiling I pinched another part of her neck, her eyes flew open, " WHOA, what happened?" Only Applejack had regained enough composure to answer," Well, darlin it looks like ya owe us lunch." That brought us another round of giggles, Rainbow even grinned sheepishely," Sorry I didn't believe you Marvil." I smiled at her," To be honest with you Dash I didn't Know it would work on you, you're a lot different from the ponies than I'm use to." A look of outrage sent us into another fit of laughter.She didn't get out of my arms so I carried her the whole way to a place called SugarCube corner, where Pinkie worked and lived.

The whole walk I noticed that the streets were completely empty. All of the doors and windows were shut. Rarity noticed me looking around me and said," Don't worry dear, they just never seen anyone like you before, as soon as they meet you they will realize of what a gentlecolt you are and they will warm up to you like us." All of the mares bobbed their heads in aggrement." Yeah!", said Pinkie Pie said, somehow apearing right in front of me. She was bouncing up and down very high. " Assoonaswegiveyouawelcometoponyvillepartyandyou'llhavewaymorefriendsthanjustus!"

She was talking so fast it took me a few moments to figure out what she said. Then it hit me, she had just called me her friend, and the way the other ponies acted like I was there friend. I can say that I was truly amazed, I had only known these girls for a day and they considered me a friend. To was truly touched and thought it was going to be great to live in such a peaceful place. Twilight broke me out of my musings by hitting her hoof to her head and saying," O how could I of forgotten? The princess wanted my to give you this." she levitated a bag to me. When I opened and and it was filled with coins." Those are bits, our currency, and the princess gave you 100 of them to help you start your life here."

" Well can you write her to say that I thank her and she's in my thoughts." Twilight looked confused at the last part, but I did have her in my thoughts, her thinking that could just pranking me and just walking away? FUCK NO! I knew the best pranker in all of Greece, and she was going to get hers. " If you want to thank her, just write a letter and I'll get Spike to send it to the princess." I shook my head, " I would Twilight, but I never learned to read and write." The way she looked at me was like I just told her I was the candyman and I needed help finding icing." THATS HORRIBLE!!!! SOMEONENEEDSTOTEACHYOUHOWDIDYOUEVERSURVIVE?IKNOWIF-" I put my hand over Twilights mouth." Twilight" I said," Why don't you teach me how to read and right?"

I chuckled when her eyes got as big as saucers and filled with delight. " I would love to teach you Marvil we can start as soon as you wish." Rainbow grinned up at me evilly," You have fun with that, she'll teach you to death." I looked down at her. " Be quiet or I'm going to drop you. Look, we're here." SugarCube corner was a little building that looked like some kind of pastery. It has chairs and tables which weren't big enough to ift me but I didn't mind. I put Rainbow in a chair and helped Pinkie get all of the food.

" Pinkie who much is all of this food going to cost?" I asked her when we were inside. "O marvy I'll cost about 30 bits." I counted out 30 bits and handed them to her. " Here there's 30." Pinkie looked confused." But you beat Dashie in the bet she owes the money for the lunch not you." I chuckled," Now Pinkie, a gentlemen never lets a lady pay for a meal, now help me take all of this stuff outside." She looked up at me and smiled even wider," Okiey dokie Marvie." She then hopped to the door ,carrying plates but never dropping one.

After we had all eaten Rainbow reacked into her saddlebage producing a pouch." Alright Pinkie, how much does all of this cost?" " 30 bits Dashie, but don't worry, Marvie payed for us." I laughed to the other girls looks. " Now ladies what kind of person would I be if I let a pretty ladie pay for my lunch?" Rainbow blushed very deeply, making me laugh." Now ladies" I said, getting more comfortable in my little chair" I'm sure you have some questions for me so shoot."....... ,

Ch.7 I give the girls a talking to and get a job

Twilight studies Marvil the whole time he eats. He eats like a pony that hasn't eaten in days, eating more than all the other mares combined. She waited patiently for him to finish his meal. He seemed like a nice stallion that would answer all of her questions, and boy she had some questions. How had he gotten here? Did he only stand on two legs?, What did his diet consist of?. Those were just the few questions that she wanted to ask him.

At first, she was just as scared as the other girls when they found him, a huge sword lying next to him and covered in blood. He still saved you so couldn't leave him to die, so you and the girls carried him to the hospital and she sent a letter to Celestia. You wanted to ask your questions to the creature but he just asked everyone's name and passed out. Then when you went home you got a letter from your teacher saying that Marvil wouldn't hurt anypony and he was going to live in ponyville.

When you went to the hospital he scared the daylights out of you. He was a lot bigger standing and had that big sword on his back. But you couldn't of been more wrong about him. Already you and the girls thought of him as a friend already. He even asked you to teach him to read and write.

When everypony was finished Rainbow Dash reached into her saddlebags to pay for the lunch you all find out that Marvil paid for it. He had used a lot of the only money that he had to buy you and everypony else lunch? Who does that! He is even good at making all of you blush and had no problem flirting with you all even though all of you were a different species than him. He seemed like a po...- whatever he was that laughed and grinned easily.

"Darlin' if ya don’t mind me askin how did cha get all them scars?" Applejack asked, cutting the silence. Twilight got out her notebook; her friend could ask her questions for her.

“Well AJ, I was a soldier where I came from; I like to think a good one." “Where was that?" Marvil smiled at them all then sighed “I came from a place called Greece a place that has been in almost constant warfare for a very long time." Everyone gasped. In Equestria, a land that hasn't seen war for a thousand years, almost constant war was almost too much to comprehend." Have you k-killed anypony Mr. Marvil.......you don't have to answer if you don't want to." Fluttershy asked the question, barely above a whisper. Marvil sighed," It’s "anybody" Fluttershy and yes, more people than I can count." That raised another collective of gasp from the mares.

Marvil looked very sad when he said it, getting a far off look, like he was recounting something. “That’s how I got to this world, I was in a huge battle and I had some of my best friends were killed before my eyes." He laughed bitterly" All of my kin are dead, my wife and sons are buried, and now them. I'm truly alone in this and every other world, I am alone, ya know if they hadn't had all of my tears beaten out of me during my training I would cry right now.

Every one of them was crying except Marvil. Twilight could see the pain in his eyes, and it broke all six of the mare’s hearts. The pain was gone the instant he saw them crying. He got up and wrapped his arms around them all." Thank you girls" He said sadly "for crying when I could not." He held on to all of them, giving comforting words to each of them.

When they finished crying Marvil was back to his old self, joy to his eyes and a smile to his face. “You haven't asked a question yet Twilight, go ahead. Now she didn't want to ask him anything! So she asked him a safe question." Marvil what does your diet consist of?" He laughed." I eat plants, some of the ones that you eat, but I also eat meat." He looked at Rainbow," Your turn Miss Dash." she blushed and he laughed again. Rainbow composed herself and said," How old are you?" "25 or close enough" He then turned to Pinkie “Pinkie?" She looked at him" Have you ever had a cupcake?" Marvil looked confused." What’s a cupcake?" Pinkie gasped and ran back into sugarcube corner and came out with one on a plate." This is a cupcake!" she proudly exclaimed. Marvil looked at it, picked it up and took a bite. His eyes light up." Pinkie, this is the best thing I've ever tasted!"

Everyone laughed, happy that the sadness was in the past. Marvil looked at all of them and said;" Now girls, I have a question for you." They all looked at him. “What is it, Darlin how can we help you?" Rarity told him. “Well I need a job and I was wondering if you know who would want to hire a 5'8 monster?" He laughed at his own joke. Applejack had the answer." I can give ya a job at the farm, Big Mac keeps sayin' that we need ta get more hired help." Marvil's eyes light up," That would be great AJ thank you, I'll accept your job offer." Good, come ta the farm tomorrow before sun up." Applejack said, happy that she could help her new friend out.

They talked late into the day, Marvil learning about the mares and they him. When they were all leaving with Marvil following Twilight to her house. “So you have an assistant named Spike who is a dragon?" Marvel asked. “Does he know I'm sleeping over tonight? I don't want to be light on fire." Twilight chuckled. “Yes he knows so he wouldn't light you on fire."

“Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure."

When they got to house Marvil had to duck under the door so he wouldn't hit his head. Twilight gave him a pillow and a blanket. “Marvil, you could sleep on-” She turned and saw him on the floor curled up in the blanket with his head on his pillow, quietly snoring. The sight brought a smile to her face. “Goodnight Marvil." She turned off the lights and walked up to her room and fell asleep to. It had been a really long day.....

Ch.8 I Make Big Plans

My internal alarm clock goes off, waking me up from my peaceful slumber. At least Celestia isn't waking my ass this time. I get up, cracking what feels like every bone in my back. Then it hits me, that smell, is it? I walk into what I assume is the kitchen. A pretty big lizard that I've been told was called Spike was cooking something on what Celestia told me was a stove. Somehow the thing produced a flame that you cook with. It even roasted shit. These ponies and there magic stuff!

I walk behind Spike and say, "Are those eggs? “Spike jumps in the air and I catch him in the air so he didn't knock over the eggs. “Jeeze man, you scared the daylights out of me!" “Sorry little guy, why are you cooking eggs?" He looked at me like I was nuts." Because eggs are breakfast food." Ponies don't eat meat but eggs are fine? I mentally shrug. No need to ask questions, just eat eggs. “Spike I will be your best friend if you give me some of those eggs." He shook his head yes "Sure man, they're for you anyway, Twilight wanted me to make them for you for your work." I got the little guy up at 4 in the morning to cook me eggs, boy do I feel like a dick." Hey I'm sorry that you had to wake so early just to cook me breakfast." “No problem, I'm usually awake at this time."

After I stuffed myself with eggs and got directions from Spike I made my way be Sweet Apple Acres. It was a hell of a walk but it was nice. I got to see the rest of ponyville, it was nice and quiet, and no pony was up at this hour. I looked up at the sky, the stars were still out and it was a full moon. Looking at the moon reminded me that I had to prank Celestia soon. Maybe will want to get in on it. Then a great idea leaps into my head. "LUNA!" I shout up to the sky, “IF YOU CAN HEAR ME MEET ME HERE TOMORROW!!!" I kept walking, hoping that it worked I didn't want to look like a crazy, screaming at the moon."

It was a long walk to the farm; the sun was just visible over the horizon. When I got there, I could hear something hitting a tree. I followed the sound and I saw a big red earth pony kicking a tree, knocking apples from the tree in a few kicks. He sees me and beckons me to come over. I walk to him and he says,

“You Marvil?

“Yep"

“You big Macintosh?”

"Eeyup"

He looks me up and down and says, " AJ's that'a'way ........ You’re alright." He then went back to kicking another tree. Not much of a talker....

I walk to where he pointed and soon heard somepony kicking a tree again. This time it was Applejack. She saw me and smiled. " Mornin' Marvel" she said” “Yer ready for work?" I grinned and saluted." Yes ma'am!" She laughed “Here’s what yer going ta be doing around here." I followed her over to the barrels were all of the apples that had fallen in." Ya take all of these barrels and put'em in in the barn. “I grinned," That doesn't seem like that hard of a job." She grinned at me evilly “If ya say so."

12 HOURS LATER........

"Fuck ponies, fuck apples, and FUCK CELESTIA AND THIS SUN!!!" I screamed to on one in particular. I had been doing this for hours and it was horrible. It was great the first few hours, it was a cool morning and the barrels weren't that heavy. But then it got hotter, a LOT hotter. It must be a 100 fucking degrees outside. And it wasn't helping that I had to carry what suspiciously felt like a million barrels. I was getting to the last couple barrels and was pretty damn happy about that." At least I'm almost d-AHHHHHHH!"

Someone threw a rope around my legs I was in the air upside down. I was about 2 feet from the ground and I saw who tied my up. 3 fillies, a unicorn, an earth pony, and a Pegasus. " We did it!"" APPLEJACK!" I yelled." 3 FILLIES HAVE ME TIED UPSIDE DOWN IN A TREE!!!" “Quiet monster!" the earth pony said, she sounded a lot like Applejack... “Marvil what in tarnation? Applebloom! What do ya think yer doing hogtieing Marvel up there like that?" “Applejack this thing was tryin ta steal apples from the farm and we stopped it!" “Applebloom this is our new farm hand Marvil." "WHAT!" all 3 fillies said at the sometime, which would of been cute if I wasn't stuck in a fuckin' apple tree.

“Girls it’s nice to meet you can you please get out of this apple tree? All of the blood is rushing to my head." They let go of the rope." No don't do tha-oofff!" I landed on my head which was okay because my neck cushioned my fall." Damn Damn Damn." I said, as Applejack helped me to my feet. I rolled my neck, it cracked the whole way, I was feeling that tomorrow. “Now ya’ll say sorry!" Applejack said to them. They all looked down and said at the same time," Were sorry.” Despite myself, I smiled “It’s alright girls, now will you tell me your names?" The orange Pegasus said, “I’m Scootaloo!" The white unicorn said, “I’m Sweete Bell!” And Applebloom said," I'm Applebloom!" They all said together “And we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!"

AWWWWWW

“Nice you meet you girls, now I'd love to talk but I have to get back to work, the boss will holler at me." I winked at Applejack who laughed. Getting the rest of the barrels in the barn only took about another hour. I was washing myself off with a barrel that had rain water in it when Applejack walked up to me. She had a bag and she tossed it to me." There’s 35 bits fer a hard day’s work Marvil." she said." Now ta'morrow ya don't have to come in cause it's the weekend. But be here Monday morning ya hear?" I smiled “Alright AJ, buts what’s the 5 bits for?" She looked down." Them there extra bits are fer my sister and her friends harassing ya." I laughed, "NO NO NO AJ you take those back it was no problem at all, I did way worse when I was a kid." I took the 5 bits out and tried to hand it to her, she stomped her hoof and said," No ya keep that money ya hear!" I raised my hands up in surrender, laughing “Fine don't bite my head off!"

Applejack walked with me to the rode out of the orchard when I got hit by a blue flash in the chest." Oofff!" boy was I getting hurt today! I was knocked on my ass and a pony was on my stomach. It was Rainbow Dash." O hello Rainbow." She might of bruised a rib, but I wasn't going to complain. “Nice of you to "drop" by." I chuckled at my own joke " Are ya tired of spying on me from the clouds?" It was true, the whole day whenever I looked up at the sky there was a rainbow flash through the sky.

I wasn't sure until I asked her was I sure. She grew flustered, tring to defend herself. "N-no I wasn't watching you I had work today. I was breaking up the clouds." I looked up, there were clouds as far as the eye could see. I pointed up to the sky and when the other girls looked up and me and Applejack had a good laugh from it .Rainbow just blushed deeper. " So Marvil, whatcha doin' this weekend?" AJ said, trying to get the attention off her already embarrassed friend. " Well AJ, I'm going to build me a house. " Both of the girls looked at me. " Where are you going to do that?" Rainbow asked." Somewhere by a lake would be nice and hear the forest." I answered, “Why near a lake that's near the forest?"

“For the trees." I said, refusing to answer about the lake, they would learn about why as soon I learned to read. Then we hear somepony running with us. We all turned around and saw Applebloom running towards us. She stopped in front of us, gasping for air," Marvil....I just wanted.....ta say.....sorry fer what.....happened to day." I smiled at her." It's alright Applebloom" I got on my knee, giving Rainbow a wink I reached into the pouch and pulled out the 5 extra bits AJ gave me, making sure she didn't see me." No hard feelings Applebloom, in fact here's 5 bits, go buy yourself some cupcakes." I gave her the money. Before anypony could react I jumped up and started to run in town." SeeyoulaterIgottagobuy!" I didn't see the look on Applejacks face but after a few seconds I heard her scream, “MARVIL YA VARMENT! YOU GET BACK HERE!!!" I laughed and picked up the pace, it would all go to waste if she caught me.

I saw a blue flash zip by me, it was Rainbow. She was laughing, she was laughing so hard that she didn't notice the tree she was about to hit into a tree. “Whoa there!" I plucked her out of the air. “You got to watch were you’re going." She was still laughing too hard to carry her the rest of the way into town, again......

Ch.9 We party till everyone passes out and I make a deal with Luna

Ch. 9 We party till everyone passes out and I make a deal with Luna

After we get to town I put Rainbow on the ground and told her." Since you made me carry your big ass all of the way to town you’re going help me get stuff." “Go buck yourself." she told me cheekily, but she followed me anyway. All the townsponies were less scared me now, which was good because I was getting tired of them hiding from me. I bought 2 axes, a hammer, and cupcake. “What’s the cupcake for?" Rainbow asked. She was carrying one of the axes in her mouth so it was kind of difficult for her to get it out “Can’t tell you." I simply said.

I cupcake was for Luna to "sweeten" the deal I was going to tell her tomorrow but Rainbow didn't need to know that. She made a face up at me and I laughed. When we got to Twilights house I could hear Spike cooking in the kitchen. “Hey Spike what ya cooking?" " Hi Marvil.... why do you have an axe in your hand?" he asked, looking nervous." It's for building my house tomorrow." I said trying to calm him down. He looked physically relieved. “That’s cool man, hey, Twilight wants you in the living room, O and hi Dash." Me and Rainbow put all of the stuff down that we were carrying and walked into the room.

We got into the living room and saw Twilight sitting down reading a book..... With Applejack sitting in the chair next to her.

O fuck me

“Hi AJ how’s it going?" She was staring daggers at me. “Yer a varmint Marvil, but I need ya help with something out in the barn." “Alright let’s go." I started out for the door and the 3 ponies followed me out of the door." What are the rest of you coming for?" I asked, confused. “They need ta help too." Applejack said, she sounded a lot less mad and that was good, it’s never a good idea to piss off your boss.

It was dark by the time we got there, for some reason I felt like I was walking into an ambush. Since I was leading the mares I opened the big barn doors. "SURPRISE!!!!" My body reacted before my brain did. I crouched into combat stance behind the girls, eyes turning red. Instead of a room a hulking warrior’s tring to kill me the barn was filled with ponies with party hats. I looked around the room, there was party games, food, and was it? “Is that alcohol?" The room was silent; when Pinkie came out of nowhere. “That’s right Marvy! We got beer, wine ...” I couldn't even hear her, the ponies gave me the way as I walked up to the table that had the beer. I looked around at the selection, trying to see which looked the strongest.

I opened one of the bottles and sniffed it. This one seems strong enough, I thought and chugged the whole thing in one swing. “YYYYAAAAAAA!" I turned around, the ponies were cheering me. Rainbow looked at me, amazed "Marvil, you just drank a whole bottle of vodka." “Is that a problem?" I asked, it would be bad to drink all of the ponies booze. Applejack shook her head, " It’s okay Darlin we have lots more, we just never seen anypony do that before." I laughed," That stuffs nothing; I'll make you girls some itholth, that’s a real drink, but now let’s party!"

It was a great night; I met lots of new ponies and even played something called pin the tail on the pony. The best part was when all 5 girls (Fluttershy wasn't there, something about being scared of larges groups) tried to out drink me. “Hey Marvil" Rainbow was already a bit wobbly, “I bet we all could out drink you." I laughed at all 5 girls and sat down at a table any poured a drink for each of the girls." Challenge accepted ladies."

3 HOURS LATER....

It was easy to beat all of the girls; the booze in his world is a lot weaker than I was used to. Slowly each of the girls dropped off their chairs, passed out. First Rarity then Twilight, Pinkie, and Applejack. Rainbow was the last one left, and she was on her last leg." H-hey m-Marvel" she slurred” Ya Rainbow?" I was barely buzzed and it was funny seeing all of the girls drunk. “Ya didn’t need to pay for our food yesterday," I smiled “Hey, I'm a guy that likes to spend his money on his friends." She looked like she was going to drop any minute. “That’s what I like about you Marvel..... among other things." She drunkenly got out of her chair and tried to kiss me but almost smacked her head on the floor.

I caught her before she broke her nose. She was out cold, finally passing out from her drink. “Good night Dash." I said, patting her on the head. Now was the trouble, getting all of them home. So here I was, carry 4 passed out mares and a bottle of booze. I took Pinkie home first, then Rarity. I couldn't take Rainbow home, because she lived in the clouds, but I figured Twilight wouldn't mind if she slept over.

I put Twilight up in her bed then I put Rainbow on the couch." Good night Dashie" I said, scratching her ears. "Sweet dreams." There would be no sleep for me tonight; I was a man on a mission. I grabbed the cupcake and the bottle of spirits and went outside. I sat down near the spot where I called Luna, hopping that Luna had heard me this morning. It was about the time and I was feeling like an ass when I heard wings flapping. I looked up and it was Luna. I spread my arms in greeting.

“Hello Luna long time no see!" She landed in front of me her face was a mask of confusion. “Good morning Marvil, I am confused why thou wished to see me." I smiled “Come on Luna it’s a beautiful night, let’s go for a walk." She looked at me like I was nuts as I walked down the road. “Why does thou wish to walk with us?" She asked, following me down the road. “I wanted to talk to you about something’s." I told her “Like I know that you let Celestia put my hand in water." She giggled, “I’m sorry Marvil, it was funny though." I laughed.

“Luna does Celestia prank ponies that she doesn't even know?" She laughed this time. Good, I almost had her... “That or she gives them..... something else." I raised an eyebrow “That’s good to know; now Luna, I got something to tell you." “O what is that?" She had a big smile on her face." I'm going to get Celestia back and I need a partner in crime, would you like to fill the position?" Her grin turned mischievous. “My sister would kill us." "Only if we get caught." She thought about it for a while and shook her head yes, “It would be my honor" she giggled again. “What would you have me do?" “Nothing yet I'll tell you when it's going to happen... look we're here!"

Luna looked around; she saw a big lake near the Everfree forest. “Why are we here?" I looked at her" Luna does anyone own this land?" “She shook her head confused, "No why?" “Because it is the perfect place for a house, plenty of building material, close to ponyville, it even has a pretty view. So is it alright if I build a house on here!" Luna smile up at me. “Yes you may." I smiled and took a huge bite out of the cupcake and took a swig of the vodka." Let’s seal both of our deals Luna. I hand the cupcake and the booze. She giggled again and ate the rest of the cupcake and took a swig. “To friends!" “To friends!" I said back. We both laughed and sat by the lake, finishing the vodka off and enjoying the beautiful, full mooned night....

Ch. 10 I build my bitchin house

Luna left me by the lake a little more than drunk. I hope she doesn't slam into the tree, I thought me myself, chuckling. After all of the fun was over, I went to Twilight's house to get all of my building stuff so I could get to work. When I got to the clearing by the lake and put a stick were I wanted the house to be. Then I took off my shirt and grabbed one of my axes and started cutting a tree down." I'm probably going to need 40 trees, so it’s going to take the whole day just to do that, then cutting them down to shapes gonna take a while and then there's putting it all together, may as well get started." I muttered to myself getting ready for a long day....

4 HOURS LATER....

I had cut down 8 trees and I was already drenched in sweat. The sun was about halfway up in the sky. “Damn this is hard work." I stretched, hearing all of my back bones pop. “Time to cool off." I walked to the lake, hopping in. “Marvil!" I looked around, walking out of the lake. “Hello?" I asked to no one that I could see. Then I saw then." O hello girls, what are you doing here?" They all looked worse for wear from drinking all night. “None of you can be feeling good, especially you Rainbow." I laughed at all of them, causing them to wince. “You girls still should be asleep. Applejack, with an unruly mane and bloodshot eyes, said " Marvel were gonna help ya build yer house and no butts about it!" I smiled at the girls. “If you are alright to do it I would appreciate it, now who wants to help me cut down the trees?"

The whole thing went along much faster with the girls. Me and Rainbow were cutting down the trees, AJ and Fluttershy flattened the ground where I wanted the house to be. Rarity and Pinkie took the limbs off the tree and Twilight used her magic her magic to cut squares out of both sides of the trees, about a foot into the trees. In just 3 hours we were almost ready start putting all of it together.

“Jeeze Rainbow, you smell like an ale house. In fact, all of you girls wreak, even you Fluttershy, and you weren't even at the party!" I was given a volley of go buck yourself and buck you's. I laughed “Come on girls; let’s take a dip in the lake." All of the girls except Rainbow, she looked scared. “What’s wrong, Rainbow?" I asked frowning. She looked down and muttered something. “What?" She looked up at me was angrily said, “I CAN'T SWIM! Are you happy now?" She looked like she was going to hit me. I squatted down and looked her in the eye. “Rainbow, its okay, come here." I grabbed her, picking her up by her front hooves and carried her to the lake. She was about to protest, now looking terrified. “Rainbow" I brought her to my face. “I’ve got you; I'll never let anything happen to you." She looked down and muttered something under her breath, blushing.

I went through the water until it was about waist deep. Then I put Rainbow's lower body into the water. “It’s okay I got you." Soon she calmed down and started to have fun. She was laughing and splashing, even letting me bunking her all of the way into the water. “What have we got here?" We all looked to the shore and there was Celestia with about 30 other ponies around her. The one that I caught my eye was the unicorn that was standing next to her. He had a brown coat and dark eyes. His cutie mark was a book that was open. He looked about my age and he had an awed look on my face. I smiled and said, “Hello Celly, did you want to get off your lazy arse and help little old me?"

All of the ponies gasped, except Celestia who was trying hard to keep her regal composer and not trying to laugh. She raised an eyebrow." Celly?" I put Rainbow on my shoulders and walked to shore." I'm Nobility to Celly so I'm not going to call you Princess, and I'm tired of calling you Celestia, so Celly it is." She snorted and started to giggle. “Were you now?" "Yes I was, I was a lord of the whole northern province of Reau!" I exclaimed proudly. I guess Celly couldn't hold it in any longer and started to crack up. The brown pony got in my face, looking very angry he said," How dare you speak to the princess like that! You say sorry right now or you'll be sorry you monster!"

I laughed," This one has stones. Now Celly, What can I do for you? What are all of these ponies doing here?" She said, still smiling" My sister told me that you were building a house near the Everfree forest, and I thought you could use some help and some appliances." I looked behind her and say that she had brought a bed, an oven, and other stuff like that. I whistled and gave Celly a hug." Thanks Celly, you know that I now owe you 2 debts?" She giggled again, "You can fulfill one of those debts right now." She motioned the brown unicorn and he came over." This is Spell Slinger, he was a student at the Canterlot' college for gifted unicorns. He has begged me for the opportunity to study you. I wanted to see if you would agree to it." I smiled at her and shook Spell Slingers hoof nice to meet ya Spell." He frowned " I prefer Mr. Slinger if you don't mind." “Alrighty Spell, how are you going to study me?" He got huffy and I tried not to laugh. “I’m going to need to be with you 24/7, even live with you." “Live with me ay?" I put a hammer in his hoof." Then you can help build our house." I smacked him on the rear and I said, “Well get going!"

Spell Slinger looked pleadingly at the princess. She giggled," You heard him Spell Slinger." He then walked to the product sight and started to work. Celly walked up to me and said," Marvil, I hope your hospital was pleasant." I looked into her eyes and she looked into my eyes. She knew that I knew what she did to me and she didn't think I could do anything about it.

Watch.

This....

I kept a straight face and said," It was fine Celly, hey, if it isn't too much of you got me a distiller for me was a few tons of sand is it?" She raised an eyebrow, “It’s not but I have to ask, what’s it for?" " The sand's for a train area that I'm digging today and the distiller is the thank you I'm going to give all of you, It would be great if you could bring both today my gift will take 2 days to brew, so you and Luna some in 2 days okay?" She shook her head yes." Good, Girls! Grab some shovels and follow me!" All six of the mares grabbed shovels and followed me. I walked until I found a good spot.

“Here’s a good spot, alright girls lets dig. We big about a 100 square feet and 4 feet deep. Then we moved the earth and made 2 mounds that were 20 feet all around and 15 feet tall. I pulled out my dagger and cut my hand. “For Dthort." I muttered. I walked around his burial mound, the blood covering the outer edge of it. Then I walked over to the other," For Leo." I did the same thing.

When I was done I felt my hand tingle, my cut was gone. I looked up at Celestia; she was standing next to me. We both stood in silence, respecting the dead. Celly broke the silence," Marvil, if they were anything like you than they must have been great men." " They were" I said rembering the both of them. " Now they are drinking with Ares, and they will be remembered by these mounds, even long after him dead." I smiled," You know Celly, you would of liked Leo he was a real joker." She smiled, " You know Marvil" " What?" I asked. " Luna's going want to have a nickname too." We both chuckled. " I already got one, Lulu. Remember to bring her in two days." She promised she would and left with all of the worker ponies.

What I thought would take 3 days only took one, the house was fully furnished, ad my training grounds were done. I even got the ingredients to make itholth. I smiled, today was a good day. Pinkie got me out of my thoughts. She light a tube with a match and it shot in the air, shooting out lights and making a lot of sound. “What was that Pinkie?" She smiled at me." That was a firework silly." I grinned evilly, I finally figured out how to get Celestia, all I needed was a date to start. “Pinkie do you have any more of those?"......

Ch.11 Getting Settled in

I finally got a look at my new house and I got to tell ya, it was awesome. It was a huge log cabin, With 3 guest bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a big kitchen, and a huge livingroom with a magic box called a " TV" in it that showed picture shows, The girls didn't stay much longer and soon it was just me and Spell Slinger. I stretched, " Well Spell, he got a big day ahead of us good night!" I ran to my bed room, gods it was awesome! I had a weapon rack for SunSetter, a table, and a HUGE fuckin bed! I jumped on the said bed and almost immediately fell asleep.....

Spell Slinger was flabbergasted. He spent 4 years at the prestigious Canterlot's college for gifted unicorns. He had got top honors in his class and just needed something that would put him over the top as a legend, when he heard for the creature Marvil, he had begged the princess to let him the study the human.

Now though, he was seriously regretting his decision. Not only was Marvil rude, loud, and probably very dangerous, he had made him work. It still made him angry. Spell shook his head, regaining his composure and his willpower. Buck it! he was going to study this creature and he was going to be famous even if it was going to kill him. He happily trotted to his bed and went to bed. He had already gotten a lot of data from the human. It was easy to see that the human was a charmer, even flirting with the princess. His confidence almost poured out of him and it affected those around him. Even that rainbow maned mare, she stared at him whenever he wasn't looking.... Spell plopped down on his new bed thinking of all of the awards that he was going to win as soon as his paper was completed, he was asleep in minutes....

MORNING.....

Spell woke up as early as usual, going to the kitchen and helping himself out to a apple. The first thing he was going to do was to study Marvil while he slept, not for a second did he think this was weird. Spell used his magic to quietly open the door and peeked inside. The bed was empty and no one was in the room. Well that's odd... then he saw him. Marvil was shirtless swinging his big great sword with practiced ease.

Spell grabbed his notebook and a pencil and ran outside. Time to see how he acts normally without anypony watching him Spell hit behind a bush and watched Marvil practice his bladework. He fought like he was fighting a group of enemies, blocking and hopping around. Spell watched are a hour then Marvil did something that was odd. After he swung his blade over his head and faster than Spell could see, he sat crosslegged with his sword in his lap with his eyes closed. He sat like that for a hour with Spell writing furiously. Then when he looked up Marvil was gone. Spell looked around trying to find him. " What'cha doing Spell?" " Eeeeep!" Spell jumped in the air, seeing Marvil grinning down him.....

Gods, was I going to enjoy dicking around with Spell. He had been watching me like a stalker for like 2 hours, trying to hide in a bush. So when he was writing I walked to the house quietly walked to the house. I went into his room and had a little fun before going out to scare him. First I put hot sauce in his toothpaste, then I put a picture of Celestia's ass that I had drawn the other day in his suitcase, then finally I put ink in his shampoo. Chuckling to myself, I decided now it was time to scare the shit out of my new housemate. I went out the back door and snuck right up to him and said," What'cha doing Spell?" He jumped and screamed like a little girl.

It took me a little while to catch my breath from laughing. " Alright Spell, you want to study me come on I got a lot of stuff to do today, lets get started." I started walking to the distillery that Celly got me the other day and I looked at it's contents Good its not burning, smells like its cooking well, it'll be finished by tomorrow morning... Spell help his nose and said," In Celestia's name is that smell?" I grinned at him " this is itholth, the drink of champions, it'll be done by tomorrow, come on I gotta go into town.".....

You and Marvil had been in Twilight's house for 2 hours now. At the moment Marvil was hitting his head on Twilight's table over and over again. He had been trying to learn his A B C's and it wasn't going well. Spell might of laughed if he didn't think that Marvil would tear his legs off. " Come on Marvil your doing great. " Twilight said, trying to make her friend feel better. " All you need to do is practice!" " Twilight, I have learned a skill to tell how many weapons are in a room, I've learned the 100 styles of the great sword, this should be easy!" She gave him some more encouraging him. She gave him homework and the last thing that did was buy a whole crate full of empty jugs. They went to bed earily and bid each other goodnight.....

" Fuck the ABC's." i said laying in my bed. I really hopped that Spell would start to brush his teeth just to make me feel better....

Happy out of the days progression, Spell took a bath and used a spell to put his toothpaste and his toothbrush and floating it over to him. He was just about to open when he saw it the picture for Celestia's ass that Marvil had drawn. Spell blushed, shoving his toothbrush into his mouth. The effect was almost instant.....

I listened for Spell to start losing his mind, and needless to say he didn't disappoint. " O BUCK!!!!" I heard a crash in his room as he ran to the kitchen. I heard the water turn on. Then a little later I heard the sound of angry hoof steps, Spell slammed my door open and gave me a death stare " You.Son.Of.A .Bitch." I looked at him. His mane was all black and he was blushing. I tried to stop myself but I couldn't help it. I laughed...

The next day's morning and afternoon was pretty uneventful. The itholth was finished it and got it bottled for tonight. Then I had to go to stupid fucking spelling class.

Fuck you b...

Then the time I was waiting for was just around the corner, everypony was coming over tonight. Spell was still pretty pissed off at me but what the hell, that's what you get for stalking me. I grabbed some firewood and chairs. It was dark and I had just got the fire started when the girls came, all 8 of them. I got up any bowed, " Hello ladies, come and take a seat, Spell get your arse here, we got company!" He ran outside and groveled at the princesses. Luna walked up to me and said," I nickname you gave me was LuLu?" I giggled, " Yes ma'am." She smiled and we all sat down and talked about nothing really important when Spell made my night.

"So Marvil I have some questions about your mating habits, would you care to answer them?" Spell was all business-like, but only Luna, Celly and I kept a straight face. The rest of the girls were blushing. I smiled, very happy that he had asked the question. " You know what Spell, I'll do better than that, I'll tell you a story..."

45 Minutes later..... and that's where the king of Thebes caught me, naked with with his 20 year old daughter, both of us mooning the court!" I laughed, Celly listened calmly to the story, no doubt taking mental notes, but the other girls couldn't possibly get ready any redder. Spell was just writing on that stupid fucking notebook of his. I then decided to burn the damn thing tomorrow. Applejack was the first one to break the silence. " That there was.... a real good story Marvil but I could sure use a drink." " I'm glad you said that AJ."

I went inside of my house and grabbed the jugs of itholth and 10 shot glasses. I handed each one of them a shot glass and poured them itholth. " This, ladies, is itholth, the drink of my homeland. I learned how to make it when I was young, its a family secret recipe. Drink up!" I shot my itholth in one shot, feeling the familiar burning sensation. All of them drank up, and all of them spit it back out. " Buck me that stuff's STRONG!" Rainbow said. I chuckled at the and refilled each of there glasses. This time they all held it down, I nodded to them " That's it girls, I more you drink the better it gets, come on lets go inside. " They all walked inside but I stopped AJ," AJ, do me a favor and make sure Spell has a good time. " She smiled and nodded her head."

I gave the girls two big jugs of itholth and I told Luna, Celly, and Rainbow to come in the kitchen. We all sat at the kitchen table and I pulled out 4 shot glasses and handed them out to the girls, " Lulu, Celly I've beaten all of the girls at drinking, including Rainbow here. So it's your turn, you two verses me and Rainbow." Both of the goddesses giggled, " Challenge accepted Marvil." Celly said " Good now lets get started....

3 hours later....

Damn could those girls drink! Rainbow and the other ponies passed out an hour ago. Now it was just me, Celly, and Lulu.

Unfortunately I had to drink two shots that they had to drink. " You ready to quit Marvil." Luna slurred, then fell off of her chair, out cold. Celly still took a shot and then I took one. " Are... ya ready to give up Celly." I was really trashed, but she had to be worse. She ignored me, trying to get the shot to her lips and failed. She was swaying in her chair, she was out cold too. " I won!" I yelled standing up, which was a big mistake. The room started spinning and I had to grab the table to keep from falling. I sighed, great now it's time to get them all to bed."

I put Luna in the guest room and Spell in his with Celestia in his bed. Grinning I put the other 5 girls on the couch and when I couldn't find room for Rainbow I put her in my bed with me. I would use the warmth anyway, it was chilly in here. When my head hit the pillow I was out.....

Ch.12 I go fishing

Ch. 12 I go fishing

Rainbow woke up with a bitchin head, " O buck my head!" She muttered as she opened her eyes. Marvil saw laying right next to her, snoring quietly. Rainbow was so shocked she forgot how to breath for a few moments What did we do last night? Did we?... Rainbow lifted the sheets and saw that he was still fully clothed. Rainbow, who was mildly disappointed, curled up closer, enjoying his smell and warmth as she drifted back to sleep.....

3 Hours later....

I wake up with the worse hangover that I've ever experienced. " O holy Zeus on his golden throne!" I noticed that Rainbow was curled up to me. She must of been cold too. I thought. A bad mistake. It felt like someone was stabbbing me through the eye with a dagger and twisting. " O Fuck me!" I rolled off the bed and hit the cold, hard floor." Awwww." I moaned. I rooled up on my back and noticed that it was 12 in the morning and the sun wasn't out. " Celly!" I called, not getting a answer.

" CELLY!"

" WHA- awww!" I heard hit something the wall, " Ouch!" It sounded like Spell. " Celly" I said, rubbing my temples" Did you just throw Spell Slinger against the wall?" " Why was I sleeping with him?" She asked, sounding alarmed ." Because that was the only place for you and I was sure you didn't want to sleep on the floor. Hey Spell did she kill ya?" I got a groan in responce. " Celly the sun needs to be up right now." I heard in the other room and I saw the sun come up, blinding me. " Sweet Zeus juggling dicks thats awful. Lulu are you alive?" " Buck thou, Marvil." She groaned in the other room. " Buck thou Marvil." " Girls?" I heard 5 groans. " Rainbow?" She groaned and tried to kick me.

I got up and ignored the room spinning and stumbled to the kitchen. Time for a cure I thought as I grabbed everything that was used to cure a hangover.I grabbed 10 cups and put a mixture of hot sauce, raw eggs, and other secret ingredients. I quickly, making a face. Gods it tasted horrible! I went around the house, giving everypony a cup. " Drink up girls and boy, it'll make you fell better".....

2 months later......

It was 2 months since I landed in Equestria and I got to say I was doing pretty good. My itholth was a real big hit all over Equsteria. I had bought a dozen distillers and boy were the bits were coming in. I now only worked at the farm late in the morning and only because they needed the free labor. Me and Spell had become great friends, he was a pretty chill little guy. I always saw all of the girls many times in the week, especially Rainbow. Spell even joked that we should rent a room out to her. Even the princesses came over once in a while. I was finally getting the hang of reading that I finally got the book that I wanted for days. It took me two weeks to get it ready but I had finally finished it, my .....

" Boat!" I proudly showed the six girls the boat. It was a rowboat that was big enough to fit me and 3 other ponies. " Why did you bulid a boat silly filly?" Pinkie asked. I smiled at her. I was pretty sure she was some kind of minor god and I sure as hell wasn't going to piss her off." Well Pinkie, this boats for fishing." All of the girls looked horrorfied. " Y-your g-going to catch and eat fish?" Fluttershy asked, terrified. I sighed" Look girls I need meat to survive. Since I can't get anything else, it's fish. And anyway catching the fish isn't the important part of fishing, silly fillys." They all looked at me, confused. " Then what in tarnation is then?" Applejack asked. I laughed," Its getting smashed and talking to your buddies."

I had learned the greatness that is fishing from a Persian envoy. He came and did what Persians usually did, threatened to ingulf us, and I like usual we told him to fuck off. But afterward he took us all fishing and all of the Reausian nobility had a blast. From then on every one of us was addicted to fishing.

" Who wants go go on the maiden voyage? Spell you'll want to come so that means there's two spots left. Rainbow and Applejack wanted to go so I gave them each a stick with a line tied to a hook for fishing pole. It never ceases to amaze me that thses ponies can grab stuff with there hoofs. They all hopped in and I pushed the boat the boat in the water and hopped in and said bye to the rest of the girls as I rowed us into the middle of the lake and we hunkered down and waited.

2 Hours later....

" Marvel, this is boring."

" No its not Rainbow, now shut up and drink your beer.."

2 Hours after that....

" Marvil, we haven't caught anything and I have to pee."

" I know we haven't caught anything, now shut your mouth or I'm going to drown you."

2 hours even after that....

" Marvel, this is dumb!" Rainbow whined. I looked at Spell," This is why you never take women on a fishing trip." I laughed at the girls offended looks. just then Spell made my whole month. " Hey Marvel, I almost forgot, do you want to go with me to the college in Canterlot to help me with a paper that I'm going. I grinned, this was what I gave been waiting for. " Yes Marvil" I grinned Here I come Celestia! " Yes I would"......

Ch. 13 I get Celly back

Ch.13 I get Celly back

I got my duffle bag full of clothes and my other bag of.... stuff and walked into Spell's room. He was getting everything ready to leave. " You ready Spell?" I asked. He grinned, " Why yes Marvil! My faturnity even has something special for us." I raised an eyebrow, " Oooo really?" He nodded his head happily then he noticed me carring two bags." Whats in the other bag?" He asked, curiosity plain as day on his face. " Nothing! Hey lets get a few cases of itholthfor your friends!" I said, changing the subject.

Operation fucking with Celly was a go.....

" Hey guys where you going?' Rainbow asked overhead." Howdy there Dash! Where going to Canterlot to a semiar!" I told her, she smiled and waved us goodbye. " So Marvil have you ever been on a train before ?" " What's a train?" I asked him, but he grinned up at me. " You'll see......"

Imagine that you are riding the fastest horse you've ever had the honor of riding and then times that by a hundred, thats what a train was like, minus the saddlesores. It . Was . Fucking. Awsome! The whole time I stared outside the window the entire time, watching the trees blur past. For me the ride was over too quick. " Come on Marvil! We got the semiar in three hours!" I rolled my eyes and walked out of the train with him.

The Canterlot college was HUGE. and all of it was filled with ponies walking around, some with books and some chatting with friends. I stopped and looked around ," Hey Spell, do you have a donut shop here?" I knew that they had one, King donuts, but that wasn't the point. " Yes! it's called king's donuts. Come on I'll show you!" We were almost there when we were stopped by this big group of ponies with a sign that said Hey human dude welcome ! lets party! " Hey dude!" said a big pony wearing a sweatshirt" Are you the human?" " Yep." I answer. " Thats great, nice to meet ya, we're the party ponies and - is that itholith?" They all saw the cases of itholith I was carrying. I could see the puppey dog eyes. Smiling I said, " Ya, you guys want a case, its on the house." All of their eyes got real big and they all cheered.

They grabbed a case off me and big pony handed me a firework. " Thats it dude! Your now a honorary member of the party ponies! Just light that sucker up and we'll come do what we do best! The names SlipStream by the way, party on bro!" With that they all ran away, carring their prize on there backs. " I looked at a confused Spell and and laughed, " Come on lets get some donuts." I sat down while Spell got us the donuts. The pony behind me had a trench coat on with a hat and glasses. " It all starts tomorrow, keep Celly occupied the whole day and make sure she meets a stallionfriend." Luna saluted giggling and vanished.

After we got our donuts Spell showed me his frat house. They were called the bookworms, ya the bookworms, and they were prehaps the most boring ponies I've ever met. " Hello my name is HindSight and I'm the head of the bookworms. I'm sure that you've heard of our little party. " He giggled " Let me tell you, it'll be a real duezy. We even are getting beer." He giggled again and I rolled my eyes looks I'll be using the party firework tonight... We then spent hours 3 hours at the semiar with ponies asking me questions, one which was about mating and I told them about a great story about a story me being trapped in a slave ship full of ladies, I saved them from slavery ,and lets just say they were..... grateful.

" Come on Marvil! the parties about to start!" " I'll be right in in a mintue I have to do something first." He walked in the house happily when I took out all of the cases of itholith I was hiding. There were 40 juges in all plenty to start a party I thought to myself as I light up the partypony firework, It shot up in the air and I sat down and waited....

It only took about 5 minutes when I heard what sounded like a thousand ponies, and there were. At the helm was SlipStream and his partyponies. When they were a few feet in front of me all of the partyponies saluted me and SlipSream said," You called us brother Marvil?" I chuckled and regained my composure and said," Brothers, we have a boring ass party alert" All of the partyponies gasped" But I've got the solution here with 40 juges of itholth and I song. Here's how it goes..." I cleared my throat and yelled at the top of my lungs sang...

Oooooo I love the girl that wears the little red shoes!

She spends all my money and drinks all of my booze!

she doesn't have a cherry but that ain't a sin!

Because she has the box that the cherry was in!

It was silent, then there was a roar amoung the crowd. Me and Slip hoofbumped and all of the ponies started to sing the song and grabbing all of the itholth and walked into the bookworms frat house. I grabbed all of my fireworks and went to go find a place to sleep tonight...

The Next Day.....

I was in the Canterlot castle and tring to get in Celly's room. I couldn't get in the through the front door so I had to use the the roof Lulu said something about a balcony... there it is ! I jumped down on it, as quiet as a cat. It would be badnews bears if the guards caught me. Time to get to work... I opened my bag full of fireworks. They were the ones that made a lot of sound and shot off brights, I didn't want to burn the palace down. Carefully hiding them in key points, I tied them to a long fuse and waited for Celly to arrive with her friend.....

3 hours later.....

A door slaming open snapped me out of my thoughts. Show time! I waited for them to really get at it on the bed before I light up the fuse. Praying that Celly was too busy to see the small balls of fire, I laid back and enjoyed the show......

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!!!!!!!

I the room light up like the sun and the sound was deafing. Celly fell out of surprise off the bed, looking right at me, angry as all hell......

AWWWWW FUCK! I thought as I swing upside down in a dungeon. Celly came in, still looking pissed. " Marvil, you must think that was real funny, what do you have to say mister." I controled a giggle and shrugged the best I could upside down. " I was getting back at you for making me piss myself." I could see a smile, even though she was trying hard to stop it . I raised a eyebrow and she started to giggle." Well done Marvil! How long had you been planning this?" It was my turn to giggle, " A master doesn't reveal everything Celly."

She grinned then regained her royal composure," If you want to be that way Marvil than you can stay here the rest of the night. Goodbye." With that she oened the prision doors and left, leaving me upside down. "COME ON!" I yelled, " AT LEAST LET ME DOWN!!".......

Ch. 14 I help out a cutiemark crusader

Ch.14 I help out a cutiemark crusader

When Celly let me out of the cell I went to the the Canterlot to see how the party went. The whole place was a wreck....

There was garbage everywhere, with lots of ponies laying on top of it. Looks like they had too much fun.... I thought grinning as I walked to the Bookworms frat house. Let me tell you this place looked like ground zero..

The whole house was covered with Pt and all of the windows were broken. For some reason there was a bed out in the middle of the lake and it was on fire. I shook my head, looking to see if Spell was okay. It took about two hours but I finally found him, passed out in a bush. I shook him awake and said." Did you guys party for 2 whole days?" Spell looked at me confused, " I-i don''t remeber." He said. I grinned and told him," Alright, funs over, its time we get home. Spell, go grab our stuff." If the house looked bad on the outside I shuddered to think what It looked on the inside....

A short train ride later......

We got out to the ponyville train station and saw a Rainbow waiting for us. " Dash!" I called. She looked at me and beamed. Then faster than I could see she flew over to us and gave me a hug. " I missed you Marvil." She said. I winked at her," I was only gone for 2 days Dashie." She tried at kick me, she hated that nickname. Laughing, I caught her hoof and put her on my shoulders. She struggled to get off my neck but eventually had her front hoofs on my head.

When we were about to leave the station, the Daily Equsteria that a pony was selling. I bought one and read the front cover, whistling. " Looks like we know what happened at the college Spell." I showed Spell the newspaper. When Spell read it his jaw dropped.

For the past two days, riots sweep through the Canterlot's college for gifted ponies. It all started when a fraturnity somehow attained cases of the drink itholth. When the guards clashed with college students. The results are millions for bits in damage and hundreds of arrest.

Spell and I looked at each other and laughed while Rainbow looked confused, " Whats so funny about a riot?" I then told Dash who in a mear 2 days how I accidently started a riot, pranked a god, and got thrown in jail. She was laughing so hard I had to catch her or she would of fallen off my neck.

Our happyness was cut short by yelling, " ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?" We all turned and saw this small rundown house right outside of ponyville. Rainbow sagged" Thats Scootaloo's house. Her dad had never been the same since his wife died. He use to be a great weather pegasus, now all he does is drink. Everyone in town fears that he beats her." I calmly put Rainbow down and walked up to the shack and knocked. " Yes?" Scootaloo opened the door. She was a mess, she looked like she had been just been crying and she had a black eye. Controlling my temper to keep from scaring her, I picked her up and took her to Rainbow and Spell. Scootaloo flew over to Dash and buried her head in her shoulder, crying. Rainbow nuzzled her and I told Spell, " Take her to our house Spell, I'm going to have a talk with her dad."

I walked into the shack and heard, " Scoots get me another beer NOW!" This was the first time in weeks that I was so lose to going completely berserk. I walked into what I assumed was the livivg room and saw a stallion with bloodshot eyes. He looked up at he confused, " Who the buck are you?" He slurred. " Are you Scootaloo's father?" I asked him, ignoring his question. " Ya, whats it to you?" He asked. I growled, eyes turning red, " Just a few things...."

I grabbed him by the throat and threw him through the wall of his shack, breaking both of his wings in the process. I walked outside and flipped him on his back and pulled out my knife, putting the knife to his throat. " Cowards beat children." I told him with fear in his eyes, " Scoots is staying with me for a while. Now though, you will stop with the drink and get a job. If you don't you'll die screaming, do you understand? " He nodded, then pissed himself. I looked at him in disgust, "Go get those wings looked at. " I said, walking back into the shack, looking for any of Scootaloo's stuff. I grabbed her school books and and a teddy bear and started home.

When I got there Scoot's was no longer crying, everypony was in the livingroom. I put all of her stuff on the table and knelled down to her. " Hey Scoots'" I said, she looked up at me." I had a little talk with your dad. He is letting you stay here while he gets his life back together, how does that sound?" She looked up at me, all of the sadness gone. " That would be great Marvil!" I smiled at her " I'm sure Rainbow would stay the night if you ask." Scoots looked at Dash and she nodded, " She beamed. I ruffled her her mane. " Hey you hungry? I'm making vegetable soup." She nodded happily and I walked at the kitchen, Rainbow followed. " Did you kill him Marvil?" Rainbow quietly as Scoots was watching TV. I shake my head, " No I just broke his wings and told him to clean up his act or I'd be back."

Rainbow looked angery, " He got what he deserved. " She then looked up at me and smiled, giving me a hug. " Thank you Marvil." " For what?" I asked, confused. " For making Scootaloo's life better." I chucked, " Its just what I do, now come on and help me make this soup. I've never cooked soup in my life." She laughed and took the pot form my hands as we cooked together......

Ch. 15 I do Celestia a favor

"Boom!"

My eyes shot open, scared. O no ! is that? Another boom sounded, followed by a crack of thunder. I rolled off of the bed and onto the floor, shaking in fear. T-Thunder storm I put myself under my blanket and shook in fear. Since I was little I've been terrified of thunderstorms. I know what your thinking, how is a cool guy like that has been in more battles than I can count be scared of thunderstorms. My answer to that is...... Fuck you, everyone has their flawsand mine happens when Zeus hurls thunderbolts in the sky.

My door opens and I hear Scoots and Rainbow come into the room. For a few days now Rainbow has stayed over, helping her with everything and pretty much being like a mother to her. " Marvil" She said, " Scootaloo is scared of thunder and..... why are you on the floor shaking?" I throw off the blanket and sit up " I-I w-waaasn't sshaking Dash."

" BOOM!"

I cowered under the blanket and Scoots dives under with me, both of us scared out of our minds. " Whats wrong with you Marvil its just- O my gosh!" I could feel her grin on me. She talked like you would to a baby. " Is Marvie warvie scared on a little thunderstorm?" She chuckled at her own joke. " Y-yyes" I just got out as another boom shook the house. Rainbow laughed and joined us under the blanket. " Its okay guys I'm right here." She looked at my face and almost laughed again. We all stayed here on the floor the whole night, with Rainbow trying to keep us calm.....

Morning.....

I opened my eyes. I was still under the blanket with Scoot's and Rainbow on top of me, both of them snoring. Well, last night was awkward... " Come on girls" I shakeing both of them awake, neither of them woke up. " Rainbow you have to go to work. Scoots, you need to go to school, come on, or you don't go to Sweete Bells tonight for your weekend." Her eyes shot open and she ran to the bathroom. I looked at Rainbow, still sleeping on my chest. " Rainbow." She ignored me " Rainbow, you got work today, come on, get up." Still nothing.. " You asked for it, Scoots put the cold water on in the shower." I heard the showers start. I picked Rainbow and carried her to the bathroom and saw Scoots grinning. I felt the water, it was freezing. I turned the shower off and put Dash in it and turned the shower on and felt the room. " Awwwwwww! Buck you Marvil!" I grinned and walked outside to get you mail from our mailmare Derpy.

" Morning Derpy!" I said as she handed me my the mail. " Morning Marvil! You had to wake up Dash with a cold shower again?" I nodded and she grinned. " See you Marvil!" " Bye Derpy!" I called back, Looking through the mail. shit, shit, shit, jury duty, fuck that shit. O whats this? Something from Celly? I throw all of the other mail away and opened the letter.

Dear Marvil,

I aquire your assistance this weekend if your free. In this letter are first class ticket to Canterlot. You'll need to bring all of your armor and weapons, I'll explain why when you get here.

Your friend, Celsetia

I raised an eyebrow. " So Celly, you want me to come over for the weekend? How romantic." I grinned and then told both of the girls and Spell that I would be gone for the weekend and left Spell in charge of Scootaloo. " Remeber Spell, don't let her push her around, she's only 12 years old man!" He nodded and I got ready for my trip after dropping Scotts off at school. I went to Carrot Tops stand and bought some food for evertpony to last the weekend. I then told Pinkie, Twilight, Aj, Rarity, and Fluttershy to have a nice weekend. After I got home and put the food in the fridge I went and grabbed all of my stuff needed for the trip. All of my armor, some new cloths that I had bought from Rarity not that long ago, and SunSetter.

After a short train ride later I was in the Canterlot train station. Meeting me was an escourt of 10 royal guards. This must be important I thought as the the guards lead me to the palace. After I was lead to the royal chambers Celly and Lulu were waiting for me. " Celly, Lulu, whats wrong I got here as fast as I could. What happened?" Celestia answered me, " Marvil calm down, we just need you to do a little something for us." I raised a eyebrow, " No, I'm not going to sleep with either of you." They both laughed. " Its not about that Marvil." Luna said. " The griffins are sending an envoy to discuss a trade aggreement. Now since the griffins despise weakness we need someone to intimidate them go get a good deal, and we thought who better than you."

I smiled at both girls, " You ladies know how to get me going, I'm in".......

A few hours later......

Celestia and Luna were waiting for the the griffin envoys to come to the meeting. Like always that had the same old table that had been used for years, it was covered in claw scratches for everytime the griffins got upset and clawed it, which was every time they were here. Both of the princesses were also waited for Marvil. He had told them that he would be as scary as possible for the meeting. The door opened and both of the princesses expected that this was the griffin envoys, but no it was Marvil, and boy was he terrifing.

He was wearing his armor and his sword, which was intimidating enough but he took it one step further. His newly grown beard was covered in what looked like blood and he had warpaint on his face. The thing that ruined though it was his face. He was grinning from ear to ear. " Who do I look girls?" He asked." Marvil you can't smile like that, it'll ruin the affect." Celestia scolded. He chuckled, " Don't worry girls."

That was when the door revealed Steel Claw, the griffin kingdoms official envoy, with two guards carrying swords. " Greetings Princesses....... how- w-what is that?" Celly looked at Marvil, who had completely changed. He had a cruel look in his eyes and they were beet red. He growled, " I've never eaten anything like you before, who do you taste?" " W-What?" Steel claw asked, his guards had there claws on there swords. " That Steel Claw, is our bodyguard Marvil, say hello Marvil." Luna said. Marvil growled ans Steel Claw shuddered.

Everything was going smoothly until Steel Claw slammed his claw on the table. " Celestia, This is asking-" Marvil moved faster than thought, taking out of his great sword and cutting the table in half. Steel Claw screeched and the guards tried to draw their swords but Marvil had his hands on their throats, looking Steel Claw in the eyes.

" MARVIL !" Celestia shouted. Marvil dropped both of the guards and spun around and was on a knee ," My lady?" " That is enough for today, you can return to your chambers now." Marvil got up and his were back to their old selfs and he winked to the both girls, then they got red again and he said, " Yes my lady." He left and Celestia looked at a terrified Steel Claw, " Now Steel, lets get back to business....."

I sat on the guest bed the girls had given me. Hoped they liked the show... I heard my door open. Celly and Lulu walked in. I raised a eyebrow. " How did it go?" They both giggled, " We got more than favorible conditions" Celly said, " Nice job by the way, how did you do that?" I laughed " I had been doing it for years to scare recruits. " Luna looked curious ," Even thou's eyes?" My grin got smaller, " No, thats what makes Reausians the greatest army never" I explained " It is called going berserk. See if most people go berserk they become stronger and faster than the average human, but they are more like a savage beast that cannot see friend from foe and kills until he is killed. Reausains though, we've learned to control the first stage of it. Hence the eyes."

" There is more than one stage?" Celly asked. I nodded. " There are two stages, one where our eyes turn read and one where our eyes go white. I've only seen someone master the white eyes once and that man moved faster than you could see." I shuttered, remebering the terrifing experience. " The only way to get out of the white eyes is being called by the one your destined to be with."The girls looked at me like I was nuts." Thou cannot be serious." Luna said, I shrugged " It was now I found my wife. Now ladies, who wants to have a celebratory drink?" I pulled a jug of itholth, both girls giggled. Tonight was going to be a long night.......

Ch. 16 Realization

Ch.16 Realization

Summer turned into fall and I got ready for my run like everyday. I had found this great scenic route through one of the ponies friendly forest. So I was streching and had my boots off and started off on my usual run through the forest. Usually only 1 or 2 ponies were on the trail but today there were loads of ponies out today running. In fact there were so many they were knocking the leaves off the trees.Grinning, figuring that beating all of the ponies would be a better run I picked up my speed.

The first pony thay I passed was Twilight. " HI TWI!" I screamed as I ran past, startling her. My limbs started to hurt but I ignored it was I passed the main group of ponies, " Ladys and gentlecolts." I said as I passed them. I was getting pretty winded by now but I saw that there were 2 ponies still out in front. I put the after burners on and slowly gained on the ponies. I got close enough got see that the ponies in front of me were Dash and AJ.Grinning. I was just behind the girls, determined to pass them.

They must of sensed that someone was just behind them because they both increased their speeds. Putting even more into it I got neck and neck to the girls and soon passed them and widened the distance. I cleared the forest and there were a huge group of ponies and a finish line. I passed the finish line with the Rainbow and Applejack not far behind. I had my hands on my knees panting. A pony came over and handed me a trophy. " Congradulations Marvil!" I said, confused. " What did I win? I just thought the other ponies were running to get in shape."

Every pony looked at me like I was nuts. Rainbow walked up to me still panting, " Marvil, you never heard of the Running of the Leaves? What a minute, when did you start to run?" " About 10:10 why?" Rainbow walked away, muttering under her breath. " Whats wrong with her?" I asked Applejack. She shook her head, amazed. " Sugarcube, you ran 10 minutes after us and still beat all of us." I looked around at all of the ponies, they were looking like I was a god. Even though I was covered in sweat and tired I fell over laughing......

A few days later........

" Marvil, you didn't have to come with us." Twilight told me as we walked into the Everfree forest. I laughed " Girls, no offence, but trouble follows you like a stray dog. " All six girls and me were in the Everfree forest because Twilight had reported a large magical energy somewhere and we were investigating it. " Nonsense, Twilight! Marvil is being a gentlecolt, protecting 6 ladies in the dangerous forest. We should be thanking him!" I rolled my eyes at Rainbow, who giggled.

Rainbow had forgiven me for winning on the race and she insisted that I give her some Reasuian training. We all saw a flash of light. " Hey look!" Pinkie shouted, hopping in the direction of the light. Me and the other girls followed. We were so focused on the light we didn't see the forest shift and change, as if some magical force wanted us lost.....

" What h-happened to the light?" Fluttershy asked, shaking. " No problem girls" I said :"The trail is just.... " I saw that we were in the middle of the forest. I drew SunSetter and looked around. " Girls stay close to me. We're not alone." All of the other huddled around me, looking terrified.I tried to keep everypony calm. " Twl, can you sense if there is a magic coming form around us?" Her horn glowed, she shook her head, a disbelieving tone in her voice. " T-Thats not p-possible? There is magic all around us, as far as I can sense." " W-why is it getting so c-cold?" Fluttershy shummered. " O-Or d-dark?" Rarity looked like she was about to pass out.

All of the girls had gotten as close to me as they could. We heard a dark chuckle. I looked around, I couldn't see anything in this damn dark! " Show yourself coward!" The laughing stopped. " Is that a greek I hear? Sounds like a Reasuian from the sound of him, just what I ordered." The voice sound very old, cold, and evil. Then we saw it come out of the shadows. It looked like a huge old wolf that was standing upright and wearing a black cloak. The most noticable thing about the creature were his eyes. Gods his eyes! It seemed like they were glowing, and they burned with madness and hate in them. Got to finish this quickly I thought. Roaring, I ran at him, ready to split it in half.

Wolfe just snapped his claws and I stopped. I looked down and saw a magical presents around me and stopping me from moving. But it didn't stop me from talking." Girls RUN!!!" The wolf grinned and snapped his claws again and all of the girls were trapped in the same magic but it looked like that they couldn't talk.Twilight and Rarity tried to use their magic so free themselves. The wolf laughed, walking around me. " The mighty Reasuian! Putting others ahead of themselves." The wolf looked like he was about to drool....

" I've been watching your kind for a thousand years, and your savagery and greed are very impressive!" The wolf laughed." Ever since lord Chaos was defeated by those horrible sisters, I've waited for his return. When he finally returned these bitches" he pointed at the ponies" Sent him back into his prision. I've been waiting for the thing that would guarantee my vengence, you!" Rainbow struggled with against the magical bonds and failed to even budge it. Don't even listen to him Marvil! She wanted to shout but failed.

" Kill these ponies Reausian, and I will give you everything you lost. Your family, your friends, and even your wife and little ones." Marvil was silent, Rainbow couldn't see any emotion in his eyes. He was silent for a while then he said, emotionless." Free me." The wolf laughed and snapped his calws and Marvil was free. " Good bye ladies!" The wolf said, his eyes shining with maddness. All of the girls thought collectivley Marvil NO! Marvil took a step toward the girls, SunSetter in hand. Then he did something that the wolf didn't expect, he spun around and drove the great sword through the wolf.

The wolf looked at Marvil wide eyed with his mouth open. If Rainbow could, she would of smiled. that a boy Marvil Marvils eyes were red when he said, " Demon, these girls are my family" he told the wolf " they gave me back my life and happiness. If you would asked the old me their would be 6 dead ponies right now." Then he growled and shoved the sword deeper into the wolf, sending it all the way through him. " I owe them my life. They are mine and I am there's. Wither they want me or not, so Wolfe" He got closer to the wolf and said, " Die!" The wolf started to turn into dust, freeing the girls from the wolfs grasp.

Marvil threw his sword in disgust as the girls ran over to him." MARVIL!" They all jumped into his arms. the forest was back to normal, the road within eyesight and I sun was shining. Marvil put his arms tightly around the girls. All of them felt drops of water hit their heads. All of them looked and they saw that Marvil, a Reasuain warrior, who feared nothing and had fought in hundreds of battles, crying like a little baby.

The girls started to cry too and held him tighter. As Marvil wept for all of the ones he had lost and the family he had gained.......

Ch.17 I go to the spa

Twilight walked to her house, her mind preoccupied in all the work she had to do on the library. Something caught her eye, something was watching somepony and it was hiding in the trees. Curious, she walked closer to the treeline to see what it was. She could almost make out what it was... it looked really far away.... Something appeared out of the shadows, grabbing her and covering her to keep her from screaming. " Shut up Twilight!" It whispered to her. She stopped trying to scream and looked at it. It looked like it was a bush, but two hands removed what was a head covering, revailing Marvil. " What are you doing Marvil?!" Twilight demanded, whispering " You nearly scared me to death!"

Marvil almost looked sorry when he grabbed her and pushed the both of them on the floor ground. They both got up and Twilight say who they were hiding from, Pinkie. " Why are you hiding from Pinkie?" Twilight asked, Marvil stared at Pinkie Pie intently then turned to her. he sighed and said," I'm trying to evidence that Pinkie is a god." " What?!" Twilight asked, really confused " Pinkie isn't a god! She's just a average earth pony!"

Marvil looked at her like she was nuts, " Pinkie pops out of nowhere whenever she wants, whatever she wants something it appears out of thin air, hell Twilight, she hops 15 feet in the air to just get around! All she needs to do is change forms and you have a god!" " Did you find anything?" Twilight asked, less convinced of what she said about her pink friend, she had never thought of it like that..... Marvil's shoulders sagged, " Not a thing" he said " I've been watching her for hours, all she did was eat a huge amount of sweets and went to wo-"

Twilight turned around, Pinkie was walking toward her, Marvil was nowhere to be seen, he had vanished in the forest again. " Hi Twilight!" she said happily. " Whatcha doing in the woods?.... O hi Marvie!!" Pinkie waved at what to Twilight was nothing but something started moving. Marvil appeared out of nowhere, walking to the girls, his shoulders sagged in defeat. " There's no way she should of been able to see me." Twilight heard him mutter. he walked past both of the ponies and walked back to his house. He looked at Twilight, as if to prove his point, and shook his head at a confused Pinkie and muttered all the way to his house.......

" Scootaloo, get up ! it's time for school!" I yelled, getting up myself. I knocked on Spells door to wake him up and went to the kitchen. I poured cereal into 2 bowls for me and Scotts. She trotted happily and sat down next to me, grabbing her bowl. " Are you ready for that spelling test today?" I asked her. She nodded" Yep!" I raised a eyebrow. " Okay how do you spell supportive?" " S-u-p-p-o-r-t-i-v-e!" She told me. I had been helping her study for days. " Good!" I said, messing her head, she complained loudly. I laughed. " Now go brush that rats nuts, Cherrilee wouldn't want you to look like that!"

She gave me a outraged look and wined," But you're the one that messes it up!" I laughed again." Alright, I'll do it, go grab your brush." She came back with her brush and sat on my lap as I got her hair back into order. When I was done we had just had over 15 minutes to get to school." Come on Scoots, grab your backpack, we have to go.

The whole way to school I drilled her in her spelling and she told me about her day yesterday. What I got from it the cutiemark crusaders had been trying to make furniture, it didn't go well. We met Rarity and Sweete Bell on the way and we all went to the school together. Rarity and I talked while the girls ran around and played. I asked about how she was doing and she told my about the latest fashion and she wanted me to come down and get fitted for some new cloths. I flinched, last time I did that I spent 5 hours standing in one place.

I tried to figure out a good lie to get out of it but us arriving at the school saved me. I got on my knee and and gave a hug to Scoots," Goodbye dad!" she said, running to the school door. Both Rarity and I smiled. " Marvil, you would be a good father!" she told me. I smiled. Scoots real dad had gotten a real job and had quiet with the drink, but Scoots didn't want to see him. I Got up, cracking my back. Rarity looked at me with concern.

Dear you sound like a old man! I know just what you need! Fluttershy and I are going to the spa!" I had no idea what I spa was but I accepted anyway because I knew she really wouldn't take no for a answer.

The next day.....

" A spa is a place where you relax and get your nails done? That seems silly to me." I told the girls. Rarity looked offended and Fluttershy looked like she was about to laugh. " Darling, its much more than that, you'll understand when your there." She refused to tell me anymore. Then we got a big white building that I assumed was the spa. As we opened the door I heard," Welcome to the ponyvill- O hello Rarity who is your big friend here?" There were two ponies sitting behind the counter looking me up and down like I was a piece of meat. They both looked like twins with thick accents.

I bowed to the 2 girls, making them giggle," I, my ladies, am Marvil. Its nice to meet you. Miss Rarity demanded that I come here and get the full works here, so here I am." The 2 mares giggled," My name is Aloe and this is Lotus. Nice to meet you Marvil!" The two girls got down to business and ordered me to undress and and put on a towel. I did so and they led me and the girls, to what looked like a big bathtube with really hot water. When I got into it it was like all of my muscles deflated, " Good gods, this feels good!"

Then they lead the 3 of us to chairs and all of these workers come out and started to rub our hands and feet. " Gods ,ladies" I told all of the girls " You really know how to treat a fella." All of them giggled and I kept flurting with all of them until they all were the same color as each other, beat red. Aloe came into the room and grinned at me." Marvil, what did you to all of my workers?" She jokenly scolded me " There all as red as tomatoes. Come on you 3, it's time for your massages."

She let us into another room and told us all to lay down in these beds, they were tiny so they had to put two together for me. To my surprise Aloe was my massuce. " The boss rubbing my back? Why am I so special?" She grinned and winked at me." Can't have you making the other girls blushing again, can we." I laughed and she started on my back.

At first I expected that since she had hooves it would be rough, but I couldn't of been more wrong, it felt great. I was moaning when Aloe suddenly was on top of my back. She grabbed both of my arms and pulled back, cracking every bone in my back. " Sweet Gods!" I moaned in pleasure. There was a silence and I chuckled and said," I think I just finished." All of the girls laughed, expect Fluttershy. She was to shocked and red to do anything.......

Ch.18 A day out with Scoots

A day out with Scoots

I sat in a chair at Rarity's house. Since my beard had grown back long enough to braid and Rarity insisted that she be allowed to braid it. I tried to explain to her that in Reasuian culture a man was the only one to touch his beard. I even told her that many times men would get into blood feuds with each other over the smallest offence to their beards.

And she wasn't having any of that.

I was happy when my ears stopped ringing after she complained to me to let her braid my beard for what seemed like hours. To stop myself from putting my head through my table I agreed.

" Now grab those gold beads"

" Yes Rarity."

" Now those blue ones"

" Alright Rarity"

" What about pink ones Marvil?"

"Only if you want me to jump out the window Rarity."

" No need to get huffy dear, and ...... we're done!"

she used her magic to hand me a mirrior. I grinned at my results. My beard looked beautiful! It was shiny from the oil that we had applied to it, every inch was braided and beaded. " It looks good, thanks Rarity!" She had a grin I didn't like.

Rarity was happy to help Marvil make his beard fabulous, and it didn't take as ling as she thought, only 4 hours. Am sure he wouldn't mind.... "Marvil?" Rarity asked. He looked up " Yes, miss Rarity?" She smiled" You see I've been wanting to get you some new cloths for weeks now" Marvil flinched, Rarity continued, turning her back to him to get some fabric. " Since I already have you- Marvil?" Rarity looked around, Marvil was gone. She saw him out of her window, running like he was being chased. " MARVIL!" she yelled " YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!".......

I woke with Scootaloo jumping up and down on my chest. " COME ON ,COME ON MARVIL GET UP!" I caught her as she was about to jump on my again. I put her on my bed and started to tickle her stomach, causing her to giggle uncontrollably. " Marvil... Marvil..... you promised.....that we.....would have......fun together today!" She got out from her fits of laughter. I grinned and let her rool her on top of me and started to tickle me. " Okay okay! You win!"

In fact I had been planning our day out together just her and me for days. If I had anything to do with it she was going to have the best day of her life.

" You all ready then Scoots?" She shook her head happily " Alright then lets go to the wonderbolts preformance." Gasped. she had loved the wounderbolts almost as much as Dash." Howdidyougetticketsforthat?They'vebeensoldoutfor-" I grabbed her and carried her out of the house and to the place where they had the preformance.

Let me tell you that those tickets were damn hard to get, but being very wealthy and a big scary human had its benefits. We went to the ponyville's high school stadium where they were having it. I had gotten us front row seats, much to Scoots delight. We watched the wounderbolts for about a half a hour when the best part happened.

One of the ponies flew down and landed right next to us and Scoots had a fit. " Its Soarin! O look Marvil, shes coming right over to us!" I smiled, Rainbow had talked to the Wounderbolts that owed her a favor. I winked at Soarin and she winked back, getting to eye level with Scoots. " Hello little mare." She said and Scoots looked like she was about to pass out " Marvil told me that you were a fan of ours, and we wanted to thank you by making you a honorary member of the wounderbolts!" She produced a pair of glasses and gave them to Scootaloo. Her eyes got real big and she passed out. I grabbed her before she fell and picked her up. Both me and Soarin laughed.

" Did you hear her Marvil, I'm in the wounderbolts!" Scootaloo yelled at me. She was running around me wearing the glasses that Soarin gave her. " This is the best day never!" I laughed at her, " The day isn't over Scoots, we still have a picnic!" She happily nodded and we both went to the house and grabbed a picnic basket and a blanket. Then the both of us walked to the park.

We both were sitting enjoying each others company when someone I didn't expect came to see us. It was Scootaloo's father. When she saw him she cowered behind me. He approched us I could tell you I was couris why he was here. He looked much better than the last time I saw him. As he approched us Scoots said" W-What are you doing here dad?" Scoots asked, scared. " Y-you leave us alone. Marvil is my new dad. I don't-" " Scoots, let your dad talk. He looks like he has something to say." I told her.

Scoots dad smiled sadly at me. " Thank you Marvil." I nodded " Scootaloo" He said taking a step forward, she retreated. He stopped and looked down. " Scootaloo, I'm sorry" " W-What?" she asked, confused. " I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to you. I blamed you for you moms death and I'm sorry" He said, tears in his eyes, but just as quickly they were gone and replaced with determination. " I understand that you don't want to be my daughter but I still am sorry. Marvil, thank you for what you did to me. You saved my life and made Scoots life better. Please keep an eye on her will you Marvil." I nodded my head.

Scoots looked a lot less afraid and smiled a big smile. " I forgive you dad but Marvil is my dad now. B-But I will come visit you sometimes." Her dad smiled and nodded ,walking away.

Few hours later......

Scottaloo really seemed at peace as she was on my back as I carried her home. It was dark and we were all alone. " So Scoots how was today?" I asked her, she told me happily." It was the best day ever Marvil! The only way it could get better is- what's that noise?" I heard it too. Something was moaning in pain what sounded like near the forest. I put Scoots down and had a look. " Scoots" I told her calmly as I grabbed a cut up and bleeding pony from the ground. " Get to the hospitial as fast as you can and tell them I'm bringing a pony that is very very hurt.".......

Ch. 19 I catch a dog and Dash gets some advice

Ch.19 I catch a dog and Dash gets some advice

" I don't think this is a good idea guys." Applebloom told the other two girls. All three of the cuitemark crusaders were trying to get the stash of itholth that he hid on the top shelf. " Just calm down Applebloom I just want to know what it taste like." Scoots told her. All 3 girls were standing on top of each other with Scoots trying to grab it. " Almost got it. There oooo!" As soon as she had the grabbed the jug she lost her balance and all three girls tumbled down on each other with a ooof. " The jugs okay!" Scootaloo raised the jug and both of the girls cheered...

An hour later......

Scootaloo I don't feel so good." Sweete Belle slured. the 3 fillies had finished the whole bottle and for each of the girls the room was spinning. " Me neither Scoots." Applebloom told her. " It's okay gi-" Scoots stopped because she had just thrown up in her mouth and was trying hard not to throw up all over the livingroom. Then the worst thing that could of possibly happened, Marvil walked in,

" Hi girls wha-" Marvil looked at the empty jug and at the three drunk fillies. " Scootaloo! did you drink that itholth? Answer me young lady!" His answer was that the 3 girls threw up all over the floor.....

Rarity looked down and sighed. The five other girls and her were inside her house drinking tea. " Whats wrong Rarity, are you okay?" Fluttershy asked. Rarity looked up, all of the girls looked on her with with concern. She then dramaticaly said," Girls I think I'm getting fat!" All of the girls looked at her like she was nuts. " Rarity, yer not fat." Applejack told her, trying to comfort her friend." But how do you know girls, I think that every lady lies to herself to seem thiner and it tricks ourselfs and and other mares into it. The only way we can really tell if we're fat if we ask a colt."

The other girls looked around at each other, uncomfortable. They had never thought like that, matbe she was right. Then all of the girls then all thought the same thing. Were they fat? Had anyone ever thought that they were fat? They needed to ask a colt. Unfortuntily for Marvil he came in at that instant.

"Hey girls! Why are you staring at me?" Twilight regained her composer first." O hello Marvil! Did you check on that stallion this morning?" Marvil shook his head, " Ya, he's a big bastard too. Way bigger than big Mac. He was messed up pretty badly, it looks like he was attacked by a group my timber wolves. He hasn't woken up yet. Now why are you girls all starting at me like that?" The girls all looked in different directions, trying to figure out how to ask him. Then Rarity just went out and said it," Marvil, do you think any of us are fat?"

O.FUCK. ME

I've had some very bad experiences with women asking about their weight. And to be honest I would rather go unarmed in Sparta and call them all faggets. I tried to open the door to get the fuck out of there but Twilight closed it with her magic. " Marvil, we want to know!" All of the girls bobbed their heads in unsion. I could just jump out of the window. I'll just pay Rarity for the window later I couldn't get to the window though, The girls all were circling me. Then the best thing ever happened to me. We all heard a really loud growl and a crash.

We all looked out of the window and saw a huge dog with 3 heads, sniffing around houses. The damn thing was bigger than any f the houses, with a black coat and blood red eyes. " Thats not...." " Yes, its Cerberus. " Twilight told me. I tried to keep calm, " Any idea why the guardian of the underworld is in ponyville?" She shrugged.

I thought not....

" Alright everypony, stay here, I'll try to get it out of ponyville. Before the girls could say anything I was walking outside to the big ass dog. He saw my and I looked back at him." Hey boy!" I told Cerberus" Do ya want to go for a walk do ys boy?" He growled at me and I heard a voice in my head growl For that mortal, I'm going to eat you. Now hold still!

" O fuck me!" I turned around and ran out of ponyville as fast as my feet could take me, Cerberus right on my heels, telling me what he was going to do to me....

Rainbow sighed. She was outside sitting at a table by herself in the sugarcube corner. Why can't I just tell him? she thought to herself. She had been wrestling with the question for days. At first she was just going to just tell him but whenever she was about to tell him she would stop. Whats wrong with me? she groaned and slammed her head on the table." Why are you doing that dear?"

Rainbow looked and saw prehaps the most beautiful pony she had ever seen. She was all pony like Pinkie but had a very stylish hair do and a cutie mark that was a heart. Even her voice sounded beautiful. " You having love trouble?" " H-How did you know?"

The mare laughed, " Its my job! Anyway thats not important what is important is you and Marvil!" " How?...." But the mare cut her off. " You see, like every member of Marvil's family, Marvil will flirt with anything that moves. He is really a charmer isn't he? Just like his dad. But like every male in that line they are absolutley clueless when it comes to love. So buck up my dear and tell it to his face!" The mare got up. " Now my dear I have to go, but just remeber what I told you and you'll gave Marvil before you know it!"

As she was leaving Pinkie walked up to the strange mare and said, " O hello Aphrodite!" The mare nodded her head and kept walking. " Pinkie" Rainbow asked, confused, " Who and the buck is Aphrodite?" Pinkie smiled, " Thats a secret ya silly filly!" she then walked away, leaving a very confused Rainbow in her wake....

" Fuck.....you .......Cerberus" I panted. That damn dog had been chasing me for 15 miles. You run good mortal the dog told me. He was just as tried as I was, each of his heads panting. He was coated with sweat. " I...... hate....dogs, who in the sweet fuck let you out of the underworld?" lord Hades lets me out every few hundred years to get some excerise! the dog told me happily I usually smash some towns but you're fun! No ones ever had a run with me. Thank you!

I really didn't know how to take it that a 30 dog foot thanked my when a huge portal opened right in front of us. Cerberus wined my lord calls me back goodbye human! All 3 of his heads licked me, completely covering me in dog spit. He then walked through the portal and it was gone in an instant.

" It would of been nice of Hades to say thank you." I muttered, then I groaned. I was 15 miles from fucking home! " Well it looks like I got another run ahead of me." I muttered, getting ready for another run......

Ch.20 I get another roommate

Ch.20 I get another roomate

" So Pinkie" I told Pinkie sitting with me at sugarcube corner. " have you done anything to take about lately?" She shook her head, a huge smile on her face. I had spent weeks trying to find out if she was a god or not. So far I didn't find fucking thing but I was sure she was close to slipping up." Nope Marvie, just baking cakes and playing with the Cakes twins!" I nodded Not a damn thing, her eyes arn't even glowing!

I smiled and tried another tactic. " Are you sure ? Haven;t met any old friends, brothers and sisters prehaps?" " Nope!" I looked into her eyes, knowingthat I would have to bring out the big guns. " Pinkie have you tasted any burnt food recently. For weeks I'd been burning food in Pinkie's honor. I looked deep into her eyes, trying to find anything in them. She put her hoof to her chin, thinking. "Hmmmm." She said. She's going to tell me! I thought to myself excitely. Then she broke my heart. " Nope!" I stood up, almost angry. " I will get you to tell me Pinkie!" I walked out of the shop and to my house.

The cakes looked at Pinkie in confusion. " Pinkie dear" Mrs. Cake asked. " Do you know what Marvil was talking about. Pinkie looked at both of the cakes and smiled. " Nope!"

" Faster and harder Dash! My spit can hit harder than you hit!" It was the first day of Reasuain training for Dash and she already was dead tried. It wasn't like the real one back home, where about a third of the childern would die, but I was still going pretty hard on her. A 25 mile run, lifting stones bigger than she was, and now combat training. She had spent 2 hours hitting a dead tree near my house.

She was coated in sweat with her tounge sticking out, looking like she was about to pass out. She's had enough for today I thought. " Alright Rainbow thats enough for today." She hit the ground, gasping for air. " Buck Marvil, you did this when you were 7?" She told me. " No, I'm giving you the advanced course because I knew that you would be too awsome for the normal stuff." I lied to her. Me taking the advanced training I was almost killed in the first 2 hours. She smiled and told me, " Marvil, I'm too tired to get up and you carry me?"

Laughing, I picked her up and carried her to the house. Then I had an idea. " Hey Rainbow, you know what would make you feel better? In my world we do something for tired horses. You want to try it?" She looked interested and nodded her head. Setting her down, I went inside to get a brush and a bucket of water. Returning to Rainbow I told her to get up. " Ready Rainbow?" She nodded and I dumped the bucket of water on her.

" Hey!" She complained loudly. I ignored her and started to brush her on the back. " Hmmmmm, that feels great Marvil. " She said, eyes closed and smiling. I brushed her whole back and soon her wings shot right up. Raising an eyebrow I kept working, getting all of the sweat and sand off her body. When i was done I got a bucket of water and bumped it on her. " That'll keep you from getting sore, also you can put your wings down now." She blushed and looked down. " Rainbow, are you okay?"

Before she could answer me I saw Twilight running towards the house. She ran over to us panting. " Marvil..... the pony....... he woked up." I laughed at her, " Twilight you should come to some training excerises with Dash, your in horrible shape." Twilight looked at Rainbow's wings and raised an eyebrow, then remembered that I had just made fun of her. " Buck you Marvil, I'm in fine shape." I raised an eyebrow. " Really? Then we can run to the hospitial. " I grinned evily as she groaned.

She did get about half way to the hospitial before I had to carry her. I burst into the hospitial, scareing the shit out of everyone there. " Doctor" I yelled at onpony in particular " I need a bed stat, I've got a lazy mare here!" All of the nurses and doctors in the room laughed and Twilight blushed and demanded that I put her down.

Nurse Red Cross walked over to us still laughing. " Hi Nurse Red Cross!" I told her. She smiled at me. " Hello Marvil, are you here to see that giant pony?" I nodded and she led us to his room." Buck all of you here let me outta these straps or I'll rip your arms off!" A voice in the room yelled. It sounded like one of those huge Celts that would sometimes come down from far north and raid us. I looked over to Red Cross who shook her head. " He's just woke up and he's been screaming at the males and telling the mares that he wants to rut with us." She said

I raised an eyebrow Seems like my kind of pony I thought to myself as we all walked into the room. " Whose coming? a monster and a couple of lasses? Let me outta these straps so I can kill this monster and rut with the both of ya!" I laughed while both of the girls blushed.

Looking him over I realized that he was a warrior. All over his massive body there were scars and this cutie mark was two hammers crossed. He was a pegusas, his wingspan twice that of normal ponies. He was a jet black color and had some silly braids in his hair. " This monster saved your live tough guy." He looked me over and hit his chest. " The names Ston Splitter, if you saved my life than I'm yours!" " Wat?" I asked confused. Twilight helped me out, " Stone Splitter looks like he's from Coltland, a land where ponies train in warfare constantly and hold honor above all else."

Stone shook his head in agreement. " The pretty lass is right. You've save my life, I'm yours till the rest of my life. To kill or die for you if need be." I groaned. " I release you from your vow Stone. I don't want to own anypony." Stone shook his head, eyes blazing. " Thats not your decision ta make. Doesn't matter if you like it or not, I'm yours. Now master can you let me outta these so I can break that doctors arms?" I groaned again Spell's going to flip the fuck out! .......

Ch.21 getting settled in ( again)

" No Twilight, I don't want you to test magic on me."

She gave me puppy dog eyes. FUCK! Gotta stay strong... " No Twilight...*sigh*... fuck me fine." She jumped for joy and made me take off my shirt while she got ready.

" Ready Marvil?"

" Fuck no."

" Alright the first spell is a paralyze spell."

" Wait a min- " I hit the ground like I just got shot. " Fuck me!" I tried to move and failed horribly while Twilight and Spell wrote in those fucking notebooks of there's.

" Seems like you can't move but you can still talk, interesting." Spell said.

" Come on guys, take this-"

" Next is a hair growing spell."

" That doesn't sound so ba- DA FUCK!"I was covered in hair from head to toe. " Turn me back! I look like a fucking bear!" She turned me back and put her hoof to her chin, deep in thought. " Alright Marvil, one last spell left." I give a sigh of happiness, but Twilight takes a shit on it. " It's time for a transformation spell."

" Wait just a-" I felt myself getting smaller and my two front teeth got bigger, I was even growing a tail! She turned me into a fucking mouse! At least the paralyze spell had worn off, so I walked over to a giggling Twilight and kicked her as hard as a mouse could, which wasn't much.

Both Spell and Twilight fell to the ground laughing while my little mouse shoulders sagged. Fuck me, some cheese would be great right now.....

" So Stone, what brings you to a place like this?" Stone had just gotten out of the hospitial was we were walking home to show him where he would staying. Twilight had wanted to come along and I bet she was regretting it because Stone tried the whole to get her to mate with him. I had asked him the question so Twilight could calm down.

Stone looked at me and said with a grin, " I left my home to find my legend." Okay whatever the fuck that was...... " Stone now you need to understand that I kid will be living with us, along with a unicorn named Spell Slinger. If you don't behave I'm going to tear those big ass wings off and feed them to you." Twilight looked horrorfied but Stone chuckled like I knew he would. Giving me a mock salute, which everyone laughed at, we kept walking.

I was getting to know Stone better when we got home and Spell made my day. He was out in the front door with Applejack, and both of them were tounge fucking. " GETTING LUCKY SPELL?" If Spell wore cloths I'm sure that he would of jumped outta them. Applejack was laughing her ass off as she walked past us. " Fer that, I'am docking yer pay." I winked and she laughed. Spell looked like he wanted to disappear because he knew that I was going to tease him.

His fears were not unfounded.....

" So Spell, how does a city boy like you get lucky with AJ? She give you any tail yet? O, this is Stone Breaker, our new rommie!" Spell's face was so red that we all hit the ground laughing. Then Stone cleared his throat. " Ya lads wouldn't happen to have some strong spirits around here would you? Everything in this country is as weak as piss." I grinned This guy is me in pony form " Yep, but first you have to meet Scoots. SCOOTS COME HERE!" I heard somepony running through the house.

The door flew open, revealing a amazed Scoots. She walked up to Stone and said," Hello, I'm Scottaloo, Why are your wings so big?"

" Because I'm big."

" Are you a good flyer?"

" The best in my village."

" Can you teach me some things?"

Ston smiled and bent down to her eye level. " Sure lass, I can show you whatever you want." She yelled in joy and wrapped her hooves around a smiling Stone.

After showing him around the house and where he was sleeping, we walked to the farm where Pinkie ambushed him with one of her surprise parties. I laughed as he got into a combat stance. " Calm down big fella, it's just a party. Come on, lets get you some itholth." The party was great, Stone flirting with everything that looked female, including one of the girly looking guys at the party.

Hehe

When we got home, stumbling and laughing, I was thinking this couldn't get any weirder. I had a pegasus daughter, my best friend was a unicorn that was a egghead, and now I'm becoming friends with a pony that is exactly like me.

I couldn't of been more wrong.......

Ch.22 I go fishing with gods

" Shut up Stone! There going to hear us!" I whispered to a giggling Stone as we sat outside of our house. For weeks me and Stone have been hearing sounds coming from Spell's room whenever Scoots was away. We were tired of it and we were going to get him back....

I looked through Spell's windows Why is Applejack still wearing her hat?..... I thought and then shook my head. " Stone, you got that cold water?" he showed me the buckets and grinned. Grinning back at him I quietly opened his window, letting all of the noises hit us. " Just like that Spell!" Applejack moaned. I grinned, almost feeling bad for Spell, and jumped through the window. Looking to see if they noticed me. They didn't.

Hehe

Stone passed me the backets and I grabbed Stone. We both grinned and let Spell have his fun for a little while longer." That's it Spell, I'am almost there!" Grinning with buckets in hand, we let them have it. " WHAT IN TARNATION?" Applejack yelled, falling out of bed. Spell looked like he was going to beat both of our asses. " You motherbuckers." He growled. He were to busy laughing our asses off. " Spell.....the look on our......." I said as Spell threw us out the open window with his magic, a angry ass Applejack chasing us as we got up." Yer varments, not letting us have a good time!"

We both were almost laughing too hard to get away. " Applejack....why don't.....you get Spell.....to use the reverse cowmare again!"........

It was a earily saturday morning and I was going fishing. Finally, no girls,no Spell writing on that fucking notebook of his, no Stone trying to drown us, just me, a shit load of itholth, and the birds. Now it would be fucking great if I caught something! I thought as I cast the line. For some reason I had never caught a damn thing in this lake, I wasn't even sure that there was fish in the lake! I had even sacrficed for Posideon and still nothing. A voice shocked me out of my daydreaming. " Ya caught anything Marvil?" I almost jumped out of the boat! In the boat with me were 3 men with fishing lines, looking like they were meant to be there.

I looked them all over. One looked like a fishermen with the bluest eyes that I've ever seen. Another one looked like a archer, with a clean shaven face and laughing eyes. The last one looked like a Reasuian, with blood in his beard and cuts all over his body. When I looked into his eyes I could feel my berzerker rage flare up. " Earthshaker? Far darter? Warmonger?" Posideon, Apollo, and Ares shook their heads, grinning. I was pretty worried now. Why are there 3 gods in my boat?

I tried to keep myself calm, and tried to smile." Lord Posideon, since your here could you put some fish in this fucking lake?" He chuckled and snapped his fingers, I saw a fish jump out of the lake. " So Marvil, I bet your woundering why were here?" Posideon told me. I gulped " For my company?" I said weakly, Ares growled." No you fucker! We need your help!" If I didn't know theywould of destroyed me if I jumped out of the boat I would of. But I stayed where I was. I've heard the fucking stories! Everyone that helps the gods usually die in particually horrible ways, but I can't say no.

" With what?" Apollo grinned. " You see Marvil, we gods usually come to this world to get something for our ladies anniversay, but we need someone to help us to get it, that's where you come in. We need you to get us some of this worlds honey, for some reason our ladies love it, so what do you say Marvil? All of the male gods will owe you one." I smiled weakly,knowing I didn't really have a choice. " I'm in" They grinned. " Good you fucker, when you get the honey just throw it in the lake, the honey is in the Everfree forest." Ares told me.

They should be able to tell me.... "Ummmm..... My lords. could you tell me if Pinkie is-" I looked up and they were gone. " Fucking figures" I muttered under my breath....

In the Everfree forest....

I was in full battle armor with SunSetter on my back, I wasn't taking any chances. For some reason I didn't get attacked by any of the forests monsters and it made me really nervous. I'm going to fucking die! There's so much that I haven't done yet. Scare the shit out of Scoot's first boyfriend, get Stone to bang Celly, burn Spell's fucking notebooks! I thought unhappily as I walked through the forest. Then I grinned when I saw a hive. It wasn't a huge hive or protected by 10 dragons or anything like that. Just a normal hive. Getting a really smokey fire going under the hive, I started to collect honey when I hear the beating of some massive wings. Turning around I saw that about a 100 bees, all of them bigger than me, were staring at me angerly.

" Are these your babies fellas?" I asked them. Their answer was wipping out their stingers, each of them 3 feet long. I was faced with the problem of either fighting them of running for my life.....you can guess what I picked.

" Fuck this!" I ran around the surprised bees, I charged back to my house, the bees following. I need to figure out how to lose them! I thought as I ran to the open clearing of my house. The lake! Hopping the bees couldn't swim, I jumped in and waited. The honey disappeared out of my hands. Great, it's either drown or get killed by bees I thought as my vision blurred, I was running out of oxygen fast.

Now now Marvil, you think i would let you die after helping me like that? My wife says thank you the way A voice in my head said. I then noticed that I could breath underwater! Staying under for about 5 minutes I exploided out of the water. The bees were gone and Spell and Stone were watching me, concerned. " What are ya doing lad?" Stone asked me. I was about to answer when a pike swam up to me and hit me in the face with it's tail. " Fuck!" I groaned. The fish looked me in the eye, daring me to say something. Sighing I said," Just in here for a swim, now who wants to go fishing? Theres fish in the lake now.".....

Ch.23 Estrus gives me the reach around

Spell trotted happily into ponyville. It was Marvil's birthday tomorrow and he was looking something for him. Maybe he wants new shoes, or maybe... Spell looked around and saw there were no other stallions in the market.. And what is that awful... O Celsetia no! I forgot! Spell ran to the house, hoping that he wasn't too late....

I let Scoots sleep in later than usual today, for some reason her teacher had let school out the week for some reason. Me and Stone sat the kitchen counter, eating some pancakes. He both heard somepony ranning out in the front. We look at each other and I said " 10 bits its Spell bringing horrible news, probably for me." Stone smiles, " Your on lad!" Spell slams open the door and starts to flip the fuck out.

Alright, this is already going in my favor

" Marvil! Something awful is going to happen in a couple of minutes." I grinned at Stone, who snorted and threw me the bits. " I forgot that Estrus is starting and it's happening today!" I frown " Pony mating season?" Stone looks scared, much less than Spell, but still scared. " H-How did you know what Estrus is?" Spell asked. I grinned ," What part of knowing about horses don't you get?"

I was sure it was bascialy the same as back in Greece. All of the mares were ready for breeding, they would even get frisky with humans too, rubbing on us and stuff like that. " You boys have fun. There's plenty of ladies for each of you, just don't bring any of them home, why do you both look so scared?" Stone and Spell looked at each other. " Spell, be a good lad and get me and Scoots a week of food, I'll hide us in the mountains." "Wat? whats wrong guys?" I asked as Stone grabbed Scoots and put her on his back. Spell threw him the food and he flew off.

"Spell, whats going on?" I asked him. He looked me right in the face. " Marvil mares usually get very....aggressive during Estrus, so stallions have to leave for their safety." So mares here become rapests, thats not good. I smack him on the back of the head. " OW what was that for?" He demanded angerly, rubbing his head. " We'll ya jackass, you could of told me that sex crazed week was coming around the corner. Still no harm done, your the only stallion here so they can rape you." I say as I sit back in my chair, crossing my legs.

Spell shook his head. " No Marvil, they'll rape you." "Wat!" Spell almost smiled. " The mares will want the strongest stallion that they can get, the only males in town now are you and me. So guess who they will want?" I flinched, I was going to get raped by fucking ponies! Running to my room I grab my knife and get about a weeks worth of food in a bag. Maybe Spell was wrong maybe its later... I hear something smash into my door, I hear Pinkies voice. : Marvie! Come out here silly filly so we can all rut with ya!"

Fuck ME..... Wait no never mind!

Me and Spell look out out of the window, it looks the every mare is in town. All of the pegasus's wings were errect. And there was that awful smell! Spell and I look at each other as the door gets hit again, almost ripping off its hinges. " Spell can't you teleport us?" I asked him. He looks panicked, " Only one pony, sorry Marvil." And that fucker teleported out of the house! " FUCK YOU SPELL!" I yelled. I looked around, then I opened the window and jumped out of it as my door was broken down...

Gotta hide, gotta hide! Spell thought over and over as he ran around in the Everfree forest. " Alright, all I need to do is-AWWWW!" Spell was magically lifted into the air. He was turned around and was staring face to face with the princesses and about 200 mares. " O hello Spell, fancy meeting you hear. You wouldn't know where Marvil is do you, he has some rutting to do." Celestia said, almost drolling. Spell gupled. " N-No p-princess, I haven't seen him." Celestia sighed.

" Well we will just find him later, since your here though prepare for the rutting of your live, I call him first!" Spell heard a bunch of awww's. I'm going to bucking die! Spell thought as Marvil poped his head out of a brush that he was hiding in, behind all of the mares. He looked panic, and didn't move. Marvil will save me, Spell thought as he mouthed help me to Marvil. He'll sa- Marvil shook his head and started to hide in the bush again. "Ladies LOOK! Marvil's in the bush over there!" Marvil froze as all of the mares turned around and looked at him.

Marvil looked at Spell as they let him go, as he ran he heard Marvil yell at him. " FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE THAT LIVES IN YOUR HOUSE!"....

I'm going to tear Spell's arms off if I ever see him again! All of the mares looked at me hungerly. Before I could react I was lifted up into the air.

Gotta think fast.....

" Ladies!" I yell. " Why don't we play a game, you chase me, whoever catches me gets first rut, no magic!" All of the ladies think this over and smile, dropping my ass to the ground and taking my shirt off. "Fine" Twilight said " But you don't need a shirt to run away. You got 3 seconds, prepare to get bucked with in a inch of your life you hunk!" I got up and ran my ass off, 200 mares only a few feet behind me......

2 Hours Later......

" Where the buck did he go?" One of the mares asked as I hid in the 20th fucking tree today. Throwing a acorn to make some noise to mares looked north. " He's going back to his house, lets get him!" I grinned as they all ran back to my house. " Time to find a good place to hide." I muttered to myself as I jumped out of the tree. " HELP HELP, I CAN'T SWIM!" Shit it sounded like Rainbow!

Running to what looked like a river to Rainbow flopping in the lake, she must of fell in when her wings shot up. Jumping in the water, I grabbed her, not noticing that she was in the shallow part of the river. " Don't worry Dash I-" That was all I got to say before she jumped me, putting her tounge in my mouth. Surprised, I landed us into the deeper water and we got pulled into the current. " What the fuck Rainbow!" I couldn't get her off me! She was trying to rip off my pants. "Shut the buck up Marvil" she told me hungerly " I've waited for this for too long and I get you all to myself, I'm going to buck your brains out!"

I struggled to get her off me when I heard something at the end of the river. " Rainbow does this river end?" She looked up from what she was doing, trying to rape me, and looked scared. " Were heading for Dragon's reach drop!"

Fuck me....

Before I could say anything we were falling. I grabbed Rainbow and held her tightly to my chest, strightening myself out I waited to hit the bottom, hoping to surivie, Rainbow till trying to fucking kiss me!

Ch.24 In the woods part 1

that wasn't so bad I thought as I braced Rainbow's broken leg. By some amazing ass luck we survived a 100 foot drop into the water. The problem was I was lost in a dangerous wood with no weapoms except a knife. O and Rainbow fucking broke her leg and she still wanted to rape me......

" BUCK!" She yelled as tightened her brace that I made for her. " I'm going to have to carry you because you can't fly with those straight wings." I told her frowning. She looked up at me painting. " My wings would go down if you buck me Marvil, BUCK ME DAMNIT!" She shouted. I sighed and put her on my shoulders, hoping she wouldn't grind on me. " Looks like it'll take at least 3 days to get back to ponyville. Lets go, and don't fucking grind on me Dash." I told her as I started in the direction that I thought ponyville was......

Later that night.....

Rainbow woke to the sound of growling. Marvil had carried her for hours and her even given her some food that he had brought, saying that he wasn't hungry. She opened her eyes, afraid. There was a ring of small fires around them and Marvil was sharpening a wooden spear and looking at was stalking them. All around them Rainbow could see timberwolves, growling but not getting near the fire. Marvil looked over to her and noticed that she was awake. " Don't worry Dash, I'll watch for the wolves, go to sleep." Rainbow shook her head, the estrus had really hit her hard and it was almost torture.

" Marvil!" She moaned, " You need to rut with me!" Marvil sighed. " No Dash, go to sleep." Dash got angry. " Why don't ya want to rut with me, Huh? Aren't I pretty enough?" She demanded, Marvil chuckled and it really pissed her off." Because Dash, your in estrus and I'm a human, your not." He explained to her. She was almost shaking, half of anger and half because she was going to finally going to tell him.

" Do you really care about that Marvil? I thought your people loved horses, hell, you said that I'm not even like a pony in your world!" Marvil shrugged. " Your right" He admitted to her. " you ponies are more human than they are but it's still weird. Any way Dash this isn't you Dash its-" " Buck it! It is me you dummy, it's how you payed for our food, how you helped Scootaloo, how your such as kind, strong person! You even helped me with my leg and I put you here in the first place!"

She gritted her teeth, getting up and walking throught the pain to Marvil. She got in his face and poked him in the chest with her hoof. " You Marvil, are the dumbest, funniest, bravest, and all around best thing I have ever met! Buck it I love you Marvil!" She kissed a very shocked Marvil, her pain forgotten. Damn, it was just as great as she thought it would be! That strange pink pony was right, it was way better to just be straight with him.

Rainbow was so happy that she didn't notice as Marvil pinched a part of her neck, putting her to sleep on his lap to keep her warm. Shocked, Marvil looked down at the sleeping Dash, who was sleeping in his lap with a smile on her face.....

Da fuck? Did she just say that she loved me? Did she just fucking kiss me? I was so shocked that I even forgot about the wolves for a few minutes.

I just wanted to go take a shower feelimg dirty. She seemed to really mean it.... no that's fucking gro- I stopped in mid-thought. Was it weird? I mean she was right, they weren't like normal ponies. Hell, they are the humans of this world. I'll think about this la- I heard a loud growl and saw a timberwolf jump over the ring of fires that I made. Almost bored I knocked it into one of the fires, lighting that fucker up. It let out a whine of pain and ran into the forest, still on fire.....

Morning......

Dash woke up to Marvil carrying her throught the woods. " Marvil?" She said sleeply. He didn't say anything, just handed her some food. " Marvil have you eaten yet?" She asked, concerned. They had lost most of the food in the fall and Marvil had given her all of it. " Ya, i ate this morning." he said. Rainbow could tell that he was lieing because his stomach was growling.

" Marvil you need to eat."

" I'm fine"

" No you're not, your carrying me and you haven't eaten in 2 days!"

" I'm okay Dash"

" Marvil..... do you want to talk about last night?"

"........"

" Marvil?"

"*sigh* Dash, we'll talk about it when we set up camp tonight okay, I'm still thinking about it."

Rainbow almost cheered. He's thinking about! That's not a no! She thought happily. Rainbow was knocked out of her thoughts when she heard the most terrifing growl that she had ever heard in her life. " Rainbow " Marvil said, putting her in a tree " Don't move......"

They had fucking trolls here! That was very bad. This big fucker was about 13 feet tall, with small beety eyes and thick grey skin. We're dead I thought as i put Dash in a tree. We had these bastards in Reasu and this one looked like their big brother. They are in the northern part of Reasu and everytime they came out of their caves they would destroy something. Their thick skin was very difficult to peirce and it usually took 30 men to bring one down.

All I had was a sharpened wooden stick was a hurt Rainbow Dash...

I put her in the tree, hoping that the monster wouldn't see her when it killed me. There's no way I can kill that thing.... Unless "Rainbow" I said " Don't move Rainbow, don't do anything when you see this." I widened my stance, my vision getting more and more red, then white. To save her I had to go fully berzerk. I had to become a monster to fight a monster......

Rainbow looked out from her tree, scared. It seemed like all around Marvil it was getting darker. He was growling, he didn't even sound human. The most terrifing thing though was his eyes. They were completely white. Marvil growled and ran at the monster, almost moving faster than Dash could see. The troll swing at him with his huge arms but he batted them aside like he was swatting a fly. He knocked the monster on its back and jumped on its stomach, smashing it in the face. Dash saw that the monster didn't want to fight anymore, it just wanted to get away.

" Marvil stop!" Dash shouted. It was a bad idea. Marvil looked up at the bloody monster and growled at her. Jumping off the monster, who got up and ran as fast as it could back to it's cave, Marvil ran to the tree that Dash was hiding in. Instead of climbing the tree he slamed his fist into the tree, Dash heard a crack as she fell out of the tree.

Screaming in pain and fear as Marvil got closer and closer,intending to rip her apart. " Marvil" She said, begging him. " MARVIL!".....

During my short life I had gone totally bezerk 3 times, and 3 times I woke up with bodies everywhere. People had asked me what it was like and I'll tell you, really fucking boring. All you see is white then you wake up.

" Marvil......" I heard someone say

"MARVIL!" My eyes cleared, looking at a scared Rainbow. What? I thought as I hit the ground, coughing blood. Rainbow had waken me out of my rage. I had only heard stories of this happening.

Rainbow was the second one that I was suppose to be with forever......

Ch.25 in the woods part 2

" Marvil?" A scared Rainbow asked. His eyes were back to normal and he was throwing up blood. " Are you okay?" She took a step toward him, trying to see if he was okay. Marvil shrank back, looking scared, it was almost like he didn't want him to touch her. " Marvil?" She asked confused. Then her pain hit her again. Groaning, she fell, Marvil catching her and looking her over to see if he hurt her. " Dash?" He said, he looked her over and chuckled, she was asleep.....

I looked Dash over, seeing if I had hurt her at all. Not a fucking scartch.... I thought as I put her in my arms, gods! She felt like she weighted 300 pounds! It was because I used the pure rage, it makes me use about 10 times more energy than I usually use. Exhasted, I carried Dash towards ponyville, still confused about what happened....

Night....

Rainbow woke up to the crackle of fire. her estrus was almost over for her and she could use her wings again. He looked up at an exhasted Marvil. His eyes were shrunken in his skull and he looked a lot thinner. " Are you okay Marvil?" She asked, flying towards him. He looked at her and smiled, throwing more wood in the fire." I'm fine, this is just what happens when I do that." Dash remembered what happened eariler that day and shivered.

" Marvil how did you do that and how did you get out of that?" She asked. Marvil got a far off look in his eyes. " You got me out of it Dash, and I have no fucking idea how you did it, there's only one person that's able to do that when Reasuians get like that and mine died years ago." Rainbow looked at the sad Marvil, confused. " Who and the hay was that?" She asked. Marvil looked like he didn't hear her and started a story.

" You know Dash, before I came here I had a wife a long time ago." Marvil started. " Her name was Pthea. You see, Reasuian men and women both go through warrior training, for the women its because we think that strong women breed strong son's. And the strongest of them was Pthea." Rainbow had no idea why he was telling her this but she stayed quiet, this seemed important. " You see the first time I met her when I was 7. We got into a fight and she kicked my arse." Marvil chuckled, recalling the memory. " She beat me so bad I was in the hospitial for 3 days, you can guess that after that we became the best of friends."

" For 5 years we did everything together. We eat, trained, and played together. Then thought, when we finished our training she got angry at me for some reason. Whenever I got close to her she would yell at me and leave the room. Then one night I followed her to see what was wrong. she started to yell at me, calling the dumbest person in the world and worse things."

" Then she did something I didn't expect, she grabbed me by both of my shoulders and kissed me. I think the words that I said were kjnvwwtbwkb." Marvil chuckled, Dash laughed with him. " When I asked her why she did it she looked me in the eye and said, " Marvil, you jackass, I love you. Since your too dumb to notice it I got tired of waiting and figured I'd tell you. Hell, there's even a bet between the men that you would never figure it out."

Dash was really laughing now That does seem like Marvil she thought as he continued the story." 3 months later we were married, everyone in my unit laughing at me. I guess everyone knew about her loving me but me. Anyway she gave me some of the happiest years of my life." There were tears in his eyes. " 3 years later she and my 3 sons died if sickness." Rainbow gasped while he continued, looking at her. " You, Dash, are her in pony form. Feirce, loyal, and a all around good person."

Marvil yawned and closed his eyes. " Rainbow..... the reason why I got out of the pure Rage because it only happens when you meet the one your suppose to be with forever.....My first one was Pthea...... Now it's you......" " Marvil?" Dash asked, poking Marvil in the chest. Marvil snored, making her laugh. " You must be really tired." She said, putting her head on his lap. " Good night Marvil.".....

Morning.....

" Look we're here Dash!" I told her. We were on the out skirts of ponyville. Against all odds we had made it out here. Neither of us had said anything about what happened last night, we both were to happy to almost be home . As soon as I got some sleep and food and she got that leg fixed we were going to have a long talk. I wounder how the others are doing.... I thought as I heard a growl from behind us. Pushing Dash away and drawing my knife I got the whole way around before a manticore put its tail through me, going all the way through my chest. Usually I would of avoided it but I was starved and I hadn't slept in 2 days. " FUCK!" I moaned.

" NOOOOO!" Rainbow as the monster pulled its tail out and aimed it at me again. Losing blood and dieing I got up and stuck the knife into it's eye killing it. I fell with the monster. Rainbow ran over to me crying. " NONONONO Marvil stay with me, you're going to be alright!" I smiled, coughing blood. I knew what a mortal wound looked like and I had one. " Dash.....take care of Scoots.......for me" I told her weakly.

She shook her head, tears streaming from her eyes. " NO! Your going to be-" She started sobbing. I smiled and put my hand on her cheek, leaving a bloody hand print. Have a happy life Dashie." I told her, fading fast, I didn't have much time left. I was never going to see Scoots grow up. Damn Spell and Stone were going to be bumbed. Hopefully they all wouldn't too sad at my funerial. I looked into Dash's eyes " Rainbow..... go ......find a.......nice......stallion" I said as the darkness took me.....

" Marvil?"

"MARVIL!"..............

Ch. 26 Death

I woke up at whiteness as far as I could see. " Anyone here?!" I yelled, getting up. When I got up I realized that I had died, what a perfectly awful thing to wake up to. " Wheres the underworld, wheres the ferryman?" I said aloud, confused. that was what was suppose to happen, the ferryman would come and pick me up and take my ass to the underworld. I started to just walk around, hoping that I wasn't cursed by the gods or anything, that would fucking suck....

" 10 minutes of being dead and it's really fucking boring." I mutter to myself when I smell it...... someone is cooking beef! Running toward the smell I saw that a group of people where having a picnic. i stopped, something wasn't right here... but they had a fucking cow cooking over a pit! It even had an apple in its mouth. My will power droke down and I ran over to the picnic. Each of the people had hoods over their heads to cover their faces.

Time to be charming.....

" Can I have some fucking meat?"

Nice......

One of the hooded figures took its hood off, revealing a perfectly normal face, other than the face that his shoes had wings on them. He was grinning and threw me a knife. " Eat up Marvil, we need to talk." " You don't need to tell me twice lord Hermes." I said, rushing over the cow and cutting huge pieces off. Have you ever went long periods of not eating meat when for most of your life you've enjoyed it. Let me tell you that I had quite a chub going.

When I finished I looked over to Hermes, who was grinning. " So Hermes, you giving me a dinner before you take me to the underworld?" I asked him, gaving no idea why he was here, if he did though I wasn't going to complain. " And who are your friends?" Hermes grin got bigger as he walked toward me. " I gods are returning the favor for helping us, Hades was a pain in the ass to deal with but even he agreed to it."

" Agreed to what?" I asked still confused. " Putting you back in your body again, dummy, and healing it. When I send you back you will be as good as new." I frowned. " Isn't that impossible? I thought the fates controlled our lives not the gods." Hermes grin got bigger and he smacked me in the back of the head. " We're gods jackass, just go with it.... O and you know each of these people!"

I looked at the 3 figures and frowned. One of them took a step towards me, taking his hood off revealing...... Leo!" " Leo you short ass!" I yelled as I wrapped him in a hug, probably breaking his ribs. " Nice to see you too Marvil." He told me grinning " Having love troubles?" I raised a eyebrow and he laughed. " Being dead is boring! So a bunch of us took to watching what you were doing in that new world, those ponies are really fucking adorible."

I smiled at him, happy to see my friend again. " A bunch of you?" I asked him.

" Ya, almost a 1000 of us!"

" Gods"

" We were making bets on if you would know that that Rainbow loved you or not."

" How much did it get up to?"

" 10,000 silvers!"

I whistled, looking him over. " Do you know who your wives doing?" His grin got bigger." She just had my baby last month." " Hey good for you man!" He looked me over and smiled. " Thanks for giving us burial mounds Marvil, me and Dthort love them." " Really, how is that big son of a bitch?" Another figure took a step and removes its hood. " Fine sir." Dthort said, looking me over. " It's nice to see you Dthort." I said, wrapping him in a hug. He looked in my eyes with a serious face. " Sir, we need to talk about what happened in the forest."

I sighed unhappily and sat down, Leo and Dthort standing over me. Putting my head in my hands I said, " I've never heard of something like that happening, hell, she's not even human!" I looked over to Hermes, whowas checking his nails. " Lord Hermes, do you know why I found another?" He shrugged.

" The gods know."

" But your a god."

" I know"

" Thats not fair"

" Tell me about it."

I looked at my 2 friends. " Don't you think that its pretty fucking weird guys? Me and a pony... And what about Pthea?.... Have you guys seen her, how is she?" They both shrugged and smiled as the last figure took off its hood, revealing my long dead wife. " Pthea?" I said, tears in my eyes. " She smiled and walked over to me, punching me on the shoulder, hard. " FUCK, what was that fo-" She grabbed me before I could finished and kissed me and wrapped me in a hug. " I will always love you Marvil" She whispered to me. " Love that pony with all of your heart, I'll wait for you when your time comes with open arms."

I chuckled, hugging her tightly, " You sappy bitch." I told her. She broke out of the hug and my 3 friends took a step back, all of them smiling. " Goodbye Marvil, see you in hopefully a 100 years." Leo told me before they disappeared before my eyes. With tears in my eyes I looked over to Hermes, Who had a big smile on his face." That kind of stuff always gets me.... O almost forgot." He tossed me a stone. " Thats from Hades. Since we had to make him not let you die he owes you 2 favors, just think of what you need and if it's within reason Hades will answer you."

I looked over the stone, I was midnight black and was very cold. Nodding to him as I put it in my pocket, I woundered how I was going to used it. Hermes clapped his hands together. " Ready to go back Marvil?" He asked me. I nodded and then realized that Hermes could tell me.....

" Hermes could you tell me if Pinkie's-" Smiling at me he snapped his fingers throwing me into a vortex. As I flew down it my only pissed off thought was Fucking figures.........

I opened my eyes, groaning. I was laying down in a coffin with a pretty snazzy suite on. At least they didn't bury me yet, that would of fucking sucked... Sitting up, I looked around. There were about a 1000 ponies at my funerial with a crying Scoots sitting in the front. " It was deathly quiet, all of the ponies looked shocked. I smiled at them. The 6 girls were in the front rows too, with Stone, Spell and the princesses. I looked at Rainbow, she was a mess. She looked like she had lost a lot of weight and her eyes were red.

" She got up and walked up to me, looking like she was seeing a ghost. " Marvil...... is that you?" I smiled down at her as she poked me to see if I was real. " Ya its m- OOOOFFFF!" I said as Scoots knocked me to the ground, crying against my chest. "Your back dad!" She said as she cryed. I smiled, " Ya its-" Rainbow grabbed me and kissed me... hard. I laughed, breaking out of the kiss." Easy Dash! There's kids here, and yes I love you too. " Before she could say anything I kissed her back.

What felt like a hour we kissed. When we broke it off all 1000 ponies cheered, happy that I wasn't dead. Getting up and dusting myself off I asked Dash. " So how long was I- OOOFFF!" All of the others crashed into me, hugging me to death. " Your going to kill me again if you don't get off me!" I told them laughing. Twilight looked me over." Marvil how are you alive?" I smiled at her and started the story. " So see Twilight......."......

Ch.27 Relationships

I woke up in my bed with Rainbow right next to me, her wing drapped over me. Smiling at her smiling, still alseep. It had been a week since I had come back to life and lets say that Scoots spend a lot of days over Applejacks house. Hell, we and her and Spell were even seeing who could get your ladies get the loudest...

Hehe....

" Dash. wake up." I told her. " Dash, you need to get up, you have work today. " Still nothing. Instead of dumping her in a cold shower like I usually did I started to stroke the small of her back, a very sensitive area for her. Her smile grew as her wings shot out, knocking her out of my bed. " Buck you Marvil! Making my wings shoot like that!" She said, nuzzling my cheek. Grinning, i gave her a sloopy kiss. " Come on we have work today." I told her, she just groaned and didn't move. " i don't want to go today, I want to stay with you." She said, grabbing and pulling me into bed. I laughed at her as she tried to rip my cloths off, again.

" Come on, you've taken 5 days off work, anymore and I'm sure they'll have to fire you and I'm sure Big Mac is tired of watching the kids." She groaned but let me carry her out of bed and putting her in the shower. I burshed my teeth and walked out to see Applejack and Speel sitting together at the kitchen. I grinned at Spell who grinned at me. We both knew that I had won last night. Dash was a big screamer, and it didn't help Spell that I had fingers....

Hehe..... Sex joke

" You 2 have a good night?" Aj snorted. " Less than ya did Marvil, I'am sure the whole town heard ya." I gave her my best shit eating grin. " Your no better Aj. I understand why you prefer to rut at our house, Sweet Apple arces to too close to ponyville, you'd wake everypony up." I'm sure if she had fingers she would of given me the bird. " Quiet ya varment, we got work today." After we said goodbye to our respective others in our own ways, Aj giving Spell a kiss and Rainbow trying to give me a earily morning quickly, we left for the farm.

As we walked I looked over at Applejack who was looking at me funny. " Now Aj" I said, teasing her. " I'm sure Spell wouldn't like you looking at me like that." She snorted. " I'ah was just woundering Marvil..... um..." Sex question " yes?" I said, trying to make her as uncomfertable as possible, may as well bust your bosses balls....

" Well um...." She said, trying to hide behind her hat. " HowdoyougetDashtoscreamsoloud!" She was as red as one of her apples when she said it. I grinned, dicking with her some more I said," You ever think that I'm bigger than Spell?" Gods was this fun! She was almost squrming! " Um... Well, I " She sighed and looked me in the eye, knowing what I was doing. " I've seen your thingy, and your not big compared to a stallion at all!"

I looked at her and grinned. " Mine grows Aj, almost 4 times the size." She looked like she didn't believe me and I laughed. " If you don't believe me you should ask Spell if he's into swappimg mares, I'm sure Rainbow would be okay with it." I laughed as she almost fell, to shocked to be able to stand. " I'm kidding for gods sake!..... But you know if you- OW!" I said as she smacked me. We both laughed as he headed to the farm to start another day of back breaking, fun labor.....

After the long work day I noticed that Spike was at the farm with everyone else. " Big Mac, why is Spike here?" I asked him, he just shrugged his shoulders. I stared at the dragon, confused You know that I haven't seen Stone in a couple of- I grinned, knowing what was going on. I looked over to Applejack. " Hey Aj, want something fun to do tonight? ".....

Later that night......

" I'ah don't know about this Marvil." Applejack said to me with a bucket of ice water in her mouth. I looked at her like she was crazy. " You had no problem doing it with me and Rainbow."

" Ya'll started that!"

" It doesn't matter, everyponies gotten cold water dumped on them! It's almost a right of passage! Now shut up and lets go."

We ran through a dark ponyville as fast as we could with our buckets of water. After getting the keys to the tree house from Spike and making Spell and Dash watch the kids we waited for darkness to settle before we headed out. Getting to the door and quietly as I could we stepped in the house. It was pitch black inside and dead quiet. " Marvil" Aj whispered to me. " Ya think there-" She took another step and I heard something snap. I sighed Fuck we've- That was all I got to think before we both shot up in the air, trapped in a net and soaked in the ice cold water.

The lights turned on, revealing a smug Twilight and Stone. I chuckled, thinking that if Twilight was a general in Reasu then we would be ruling all of greece. " You caught us, how did you know that we were doing this today?" Twilight giggled and gave Stone a peck on the cheek. " There was a traitor amoung you." She told me. I looked over to Aj " Applejack, make sure to give Spell blue balls will you?" I felt her nodd her head as the two left the house, turning the light off as they left, leaving us in the darkness.

" This is your falt ya varment."

"Would it help if I said I was sorry?"

" Nope"

" It'll be fine anyway, they'll let us down eventually and you'll make a nice pillow."

" Buck ya ya varment."

" I would but I can'- Ow! stop fucking hitting me!"

" Nope"

" Alright Big Mac."

5 minutes in darkness later....

" Sooooo Aj.... since we're her- Ow! Come on I was just kiddin- Ow!".......

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Ch. 28 meeting the parents part 1

" Are you sure about this Marvil?" Fluttersky asked him. He and the girls were sitting at the sugarcube corner and Marvil had just hear about Fluttershy and her stare that could scare a dragon.

And of course he demanded that she use it on him....

" Of course Fluttershy, I mean what can a stare do to a big tough guy like me!"

" O-okay if you insist."

The girls looked in facination as Fluttershy hit Marvil with her stare. At first it looked like it did nothing, his smile just got a little smaller was all. " Wow Marvil, I'ah thought that it would work on ya." Applejack told him, Marvil looked like he hadn't heard her with that same smile in his face. " Marvil, are you okay?" Twilight asked him. He looked at her like he just saw her today. " N-no, I'm okay Celly."

" Marvil, it's Twilight."

" Whatever you say Appplejack."

Marvil grabbed the cup he was drinking, he was shaking it so much that all of the coffee was gone before he brought it to his lips. Marvil didn't seem to notice and putting the cup down he got up. " Alright girls I got to go, I have applebucking with Stone today."

" Marvil, applebucking season is over and it's Applejack, not Stone..... are you okay Marvil?" Marvil looked at the girls and smiled, passing out on the floor in front of them.....

" Marvil wake up todays the big day!" Rainbow said, nudging me awake. I groaned, toady was the day I was dreading for weeks...

*gulp* It was time to meet Rainbow's parents.

I was never good with girls parents, for some reason the moms got.... grabby around me and the dads instantly hated me. I had promised Rainbow that I would go to Cloudsdale for the weekend and Twilight even had a spell that would let me walk on the clouds.

Fuck you Twilight....

After getting promises from Spell and Stone to not let Scoots push them around, a promise I knew they wouldn't keep, and saying goodbye to Scoots we went to Twilights house. I saw that she had the hot air balloon all ready , grinning at both of us. " You ready to walk on clouds Marvil?" She asked. She knew that I didn't want to meet Dash's parents and was poking fun at me.

No really, Fuck you Twilight....

" Never readyer!"

" Thats not a word...."

" Just shut the fuck and spell me!"

Her horn glowed and a aura surrounded me, giving me a funny feeling. " Did it work?" I asked her. She smiled and nodded her head. " Yep! you can walk on clouds for 12 hours and not fall through!"

" Um... what about the other 2 days, falling to my death would really suck."

" Don't worry about it I coming with you! I want to get some books from Cloudsdale anyway."

Rainbow looked at me sheepishly, " Sorry for not telling you Marvil, I forgot." I grinned, running my fingers lightly across her back, making her wings shoot out. " Its okay Raindrop." I told her, if there was anything more she hated than Dashie to was Raindrop for a nickname. She hit me on the shoulder hard, the Reausian training I was giving her was working, it felt like I got hit by an anvil.

Twilight rolled her eyes as I rubbed my shoulder. " Get a room you 2. Now come on, we have a schuedle to keep!" With that we all jumped into the balloon and were off. " Hey Dash, maybe you should tell me about your parents now, since, you know, you refused to tell me about them this whole week." She blused, her head hanged low. " Well... um you see they are really rich and... um.... theyownthecloudfactory!" I flinched, her parents were rich and powerful ponies, probably the most powerful in Cloudsdale.

I know how to pick them...

The rest of the trip was spent calming Dash down, she was just as nervious as I was. Soon we saw a massive city in the sky, Cloudsdale. I whistled " Holy shit." I muttered as we went to a docking area. Twilight and Rainbow jumped out of the basket and looked at me. " Are you coming Marvil?" Rainbow asked as I looked at the cloud under her. " Um.... ya, just give me a minute." I closed my eyes and jumped out of the basket, ready for the fall....

All I did was land on the cloud with a ooooffff, who knew that clouds were so hard? The girls giggled and the workers at the docks laughed. " are you alright big fella?" Rainbow asked me, helping me up. " Yep" I muttered as Rainbow showed us around the massive city. And holy shit was it huge! We spent hours walking around the city, me getting stopped by some of the pegasus. They asked me if I had done anything with Celly...

It seemed that gabby gums said that I was in a affair with both princesses. Dash and Twi got mad but I couldn't stop laughing. Celly would try it if I gave her half the chance....

We walked around until it was time to go to Dash's parents house, Rainbow promising that she would show us the rest tomorrow. We started to walk where these really nice houses were all lined up and Don't you know that Dash led us the the biggest fucking one! It even had guards!

It was about a 5 minute walk to the fucking house when they let us through the gates and boy was it a big'un. It was about 3 times the size of of ponyvilles townhall, looking kinda like the parthanon back on Greece. I opened one of the giant doors and was greeted by a hammer smashing into my foot and knee. " FUCKING FUCK IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS FUCK!" I yelled, hopping on one leg and holding my leg. I saw the offenders... And there were 12 of then!

They were all little fillies, all little boy Dash's, and they all looked like clones of each other. " What in the hay did you do that for guys?" Rainbow demanded. " Sorry about me brothers Marvil, they are always like this." I hit the ground groaning, " Your poor mother, having 12 kids plus you, she must be a trooper."

I heard a laugh and saw two pegasi were walking toward us. One looked like an older Dash, her mom I guess, and one was a jet black stallion with violet eyes, her dad. " You are right my dear! I am so happy to finally meet you! My daughter has told us so much about you, my name it Sea breeze by the way, this is my husband Skybreaker." As she helped me to my feet she grabbed my ass when she thought nopony was looking and gave me a wink.

Theres the grabby mom...

I looked at Dash's dad, looking at me like he was angry that I didn't burst into flames just by his sight...

And the dad already hates me....

This is going to be a great weekend...... Yay......

Ch.29 meeting the parents part 2

Ch.29 meeting the parents

After the introduction of the parents Dash tried to tell me all of her little brothers names, which I just ignored because when she pointed to one of them they would move around. So I just decided to call them all little fella. They didn't say wether or not they liked the manes or not because they wouldn't talk. When I asked Dashes mom she said that they never talked. So they were a bunch of little big Mac's with a sense of humor...

Awesome....

She then explained that all of these kids ever already master engineers, that they loved to build anything and everything, especially if it was used to prank ponies, or I'm guessing for this whole weekend, my unlucky ass. Hell, they were all only 5 years old and they had their cutiemarks! Each one of them in some form of building thing, hammers, measuring devices,

and other shit like that.13 little geniuses with a already lengendary streak of pranking..

Hermes and Leo are laughing their asses off right now, I just know it....

" Dash" I whispered to her as her mom and dad showed me around their fucking sweet house. " You mom wouldn't stop grabbing my ass, please hel- epp!" The offending mare just grabbed me in the offending part. " What are you talking to my daughter about Marvil? " she said, winking at me. I moved next to Skybreaker and shimmered a bullshit response.

Looking at this house makes me realize how shitty mine is. They had 50 guest rooms and 30 fucking bathrooms! Why do you need 30 fucking bathrooms?! I'll tell what you need them for....

New shitter every day of the month....

Anyway.... they also had this whole room for the little fellas to work and experiment on stuff. They had tools and all of this equiptment that I couldn't name to save my life. And i found out ( my bad fucking luck) that they were experts at boobytraps. It happened when they showed me to my room, they gave me and Rainbow different rooms and I was too scared to ask any different, and I opened my door. I heard something snap and I got hit with about a ton of different shit. Paint, rotten fruit, I small dog I think, all flew at me from about a dozen different little catapults around the room.

fuc- was all I was able to think when it all hit me, some of the shit was going probably about a 1000 miles an hour, or thats what my pain meter thought. " Holy fuck on its tower of fuck drinking a gallion of FUCK!" I yelled as I went 30 feet through the air. The little fellas fell over laughing, Skybreaker looked pissed that I swore in front of his little dick childern, and Dash and Seabreeze ran over to see if I was okay.

" Marvil are you okay?" Seabreeze said, grabbing my now broken ass. " I think they broke me!" I moaned as they helped me up. " Human" Skybreaker said, looking like couldn't giving a shit less that I was hurt. " Get yourself cleaned up and meet us down for dinner in 3 hours." Without waiting for a answer he turned around and left. Thanks Skybreaker, I'm fine by the way I thought as I walked into my room and grabbing a shirt and some pants.....

2 hours later.....

I was woken from my great nap by something poked me with its hoof. Please don't be Seabreeze I prayed as I opened me eyes. It wasn't Dash's mom trying to rape me, it was Dash herself, grinning like a madmare. " Dash, what the fuck are you doing here?" I shout whispered to her " If your dad catches you in here I'm d-" She stuck her hoof in my mouth, shutting me up. " Shut up, I just wanted to give you a gift for coming to my parents."

"I am not rutting you in your parents house!"

" I never said rutting and how are they going to know? Dinner is in a hour. But lets get back to your gift."

She crawled under my covers and started to " blow me horn" while she was doing that the second worst thing that could of happened happened, Seabreeze opened my door. " Marvil, are you in here?" FUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK! I thought as pushed Dash down as far as I could, hoping her mom wouldn't notice the small bump. The worse part about it was that Dash wouldn't fucking STOP!

" Are you okay dear? you look flustered." I'm FIIIINNNE complete errect um I mean completely correct in how good I am. " Fucking Dash! " Alright dear, I just wanted to tell you that we moved dinner up, come down in 5 minutes.

" Okay I'm Coooooooming!" I almost yell, my eyes crossing as she left the room. I ripped my covers off and glared at a grinning Dash. " Your really fucking funny you know that? What if that was your fucking dad?" I demanded. she looked at me hungerly. " YOur turn big-" i grabbed her before she finished and threw her out of my room, hoping that her dad couldn't read minds....

At the dinner table....

Most of the dinner table Skybreaker glared at me the whole time as I had some awkward consersations with him and Sea. We still sat there when the kids left, and Sky really fucked me over.

" So human" He said as I was drinking some very fine wine " I would like to know if you rutted by daughter or not." I spit out everything that was in my mouth. Holy fuck He was serious. Dash was redder than a tomato. Lord Hermes bless me with the ability to lie my ass off like a champ I prayed as I smiled weakly at him.

" No sir not yet."

Not today, but probably a thousand other times.

" You see when we confesses our love to each other."

When she tried to rape me at estrus and I got advice from dead friends.

" We figured that we would wait until we would be wed, if we are to be wed, to do that stuff."

Your daughter blew me while I talked to your wife

" Your daughter is really a lady."

She makes me to horrible sexual things to her.

" She would never do anything like that."

Remember that she blew me like 10 minutes ago

" So you see that we would never do anything like that."

O and I'm lieing my ass off, your daughter wants me to fuck her while your in the other room.

As he looked me over to see as I was lieing I thought to myself over and over pleaseworkpleasework He looked like he was reading my soul like a open book.Please YES! He nodded his head, looking like he believed me. Sea giggled " That is very noble of you Marvil, our daughter is lucky to have you." " No I am the lucky one." Both of the girls giggled and even Sky smiled. YES! I was winning him over!

With that we all went our seperate ways, me going to get Twilight to recharge my spell ( she couldn't some to dinner, something about rare books) and then back my nice ass bed. As I layed down on it I was determined to steal it when I left. As I was making that very important decision my door opened, Dash coming in and grinning at me.

" Hey Raindrop!" I told her as I layed on the bed. She snorted and jumped on the bed. " You know you lied to my dad like a champ" she told me.

" It wasn't all a lie."

" What part? "

" That i was lucky to have you."

Marvil you smooth talking motherfucker....

Dash kissed me, grinning, " Aw that sweet" She looked at me hungerly. "Now you still-" Before she finished I picked her up and threw her outside. " Goodnight Dash." I said, closing my door and locking it.....

Ch. 30 The Forger gives me a job

I wake up not in my nice bitchen bed at Dash's parents house, but in a forge. Working on the forge was a huge man with a massive pair of arms and was barrel chested. The thing that worried me was that he had a massive red beard with flames shooting up of it.

I groaned, another god needed my ass for something. Don't they have their half kids for this shit? Hephaestus looked down at me and put down his massive fucking hammer and walked toward me. " Marvil" He said, gods he sounded like a gruff old man!.... I hope he can't read my mind.... " I need your help with something, first though, your lazy ass can help me with this."

He grabbed a hammer from a rack and dropped it at my feet, narrowly missing my boys. " yes lord Hephaestus."

" Just call me forger boy, now my wife told me that you turned her down a couple of years ago." I tried to lift the hammer and barely got it off the ground, it must of weighted 500 pounds. Hephaestus rolled his eyes and picked it up with one hand and started hammering a white hot piece of metal.

" Anyway, can you tell you why you didn't take her up on her offer?" I gulped, A few years ago she did try to sleep with me, I wouldn't go into details but I was lucky she didn't turn me into anything.

" Um... because.... um, she wasn't my type...... please don't break me.....?" I get out. The Forger looks angerly at me.

" Boy did you say I didn't find my wife attractive?" O gods, he was going to beat me to death with with his hammer! He looked at me for a minute more than burst out laughing. It sounded like a hammer hitting a anvil. He picked the thing he was working on, still white hot, and put it in water, hissing loudly.

" Just messing with you boy..... Anyway I need you to get something." He tossed me what he put in the water, it was a round bronze sphere woth a really big button.

" You know the brothers of that horse your sleeping with?"

" Yes sir.... and shes a pony not a horse."

" Whatever..... those are some horses after my own heart" forger smiled. " building machines for everything, but they love a good joke. The little bastards keep pranking me!" I looked at Hephaestus, shocked.

" The little fellas prank you? Why are they still alive?"

" Because I like their work. Now shut the hell up or I'm going to hit you with this hammer." My mouth clamped shut. " You need to get me a very special hammer of theirs and I'll give me a little leway in telling them to leave me the hell alone."

" Is this hammer heavily boobytrapped?"

" Theres a good chance."

" ....... I don't have a choice do I? "

" Nope."

I sighed " Okay, I'm in." He smiled at me and clamped me on the back, almost throwing me across the room. " Good, just press the red button when you get it. After all of this is over you just ask and I'll forge something for you, just tell me what you'll need, goodbye." He snapped his fingers and I was back in Dashes parents house, falling on my ass to the hard godsdamned floor.

" Why Zeus WHY!" I asked. A flash of thunder answered me. I guess even gods and find shit really funny.....

Yay me.......

2 hours later.......

Everyone was at dinner except me. I told the ponies I was under the weather and I guessed they believed me because no one asked me anything about it. As they had a probably nice ass dinner I was doing my best to get past the little fellas traps. I was not doing a very good job.

" Ow Ow Ow" i said as i was catapulted for the 10th time as I tryed to get the hammer. It was in the middle of the room on a platform and it was even bigger than the other that I had seen, I couldn't tell you how they could of gotten it up there. It had looked easy from the start but it was boobytrapped about a 100 square feet around. I hadn;t got 90 feet near it.

" Okay this time just rush it!" I jumped up and charged the hammer. Somehow the floor catapults missed me, I grinned, laybe it wasn't goin- The floor opened in front of me, showing a chasm. " What the fuck is wrong with these kids!" I yell as I jump over and barely make it to the other side.

Intruder, Starting defense protocole 362

That didn't sound good..... i heard a big metal crash behind me. Turning around I saw that it was a massive metal pony charging me!" FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!" I yelled as I kept running, avoiding all of the dangerous traps, you know flamethrowers, flying saw blades and stuff like that.

The metal behemoth was just a few feet away from me now. To make it worse the floor near the hammer was gone and there was no way I was going to make the jump. " Thats great, I'm going to get killed by something that was made by kids, my mother would be so proud." I grumbled. Then I had a amazing idea, okay more of a crazy idea but a bad idea is better than no idea.

dodging the ponies huge hooves I scrambled up into it. It did what I hoped it would do, it tried to buck me off.Moving to its back I waited until it kicked its back hooves and jumped. The extra momentium was just enough to send me over to the hammer. I jmuped on celerbration. " YES! I did it! Take THAT you stupid metal donkey!" He didn't like that but I didn't see what he could do.

Putting the sphere on the hammer I pushed the button, in a blink of a eye it was gone." Now that that is over how am I-" Something huge smashed into the ground behind me, breathing onto me back. The big stupid donkey could jump pretty good I guess. Turning around I smiled up at the pissed off metal creature. " No hard fellings big fella?"....

Twilight was sitting on her bed reading one of the rare volumes that she had gotten the other day. I wonder if Marvil is feeling any better She thought as she finished the book. I should go se- She heard a lot of loud bangs and Marvil smashed through her all and halfway through the other. Twilight ran over to check to see if he was okay. " Marvil, what happened?!" She screamed at him. He looked at her and patted her on the head. " Pretty birdies go tweet tweet!" He said before he passed out.

Despite everything Twilight snorted. Picking him up and healing him with her magic she put him on her bed as Dash,Sea Breeze, and Skybreaker smashed throught the door. " What happened?" Dash demanded. Twilight chuckled. "Its just Marvil being Marvil.".......

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Ch.31 Homecoming

" Now you come back Marvil, you hear?" Seabreeze told me as we got ready to leave. They were surprisingly not upset with me destroying like 5 walls. I guess if you have super genius fillies in your house then this happens all the time. " okay ma'AMMMM!" This women couldn't stop grabbing my ass! Skybeaker walked up to me and looked me up and down with his hard ass eyes.

Fucccccccccck

Then his expression softens. He puts his hoof out and I grab it and we shake. Without another word he tells Dash andTwilight goodbye and goes back inside. Next is the little fellas, who are still pissed at me for giving the forger their hammer. I give them the hard eyes and they given'em right back, 13 unblinking eyes seeing who wins the man test. I guess the mares were getting worried about us because Dash grabs me and turns me around!

" Come on Marvil, we need to go." I give her a dirty look, lost of eye contact means you lost the man test! The little fellas look smugly at me.

Fuck them........

As thier mom turned around I gave them all the finger and me, Twilight, and Dash walked down the stairs. " Hang on a second guys, I need to get something!" They looked at me funny as I ran to the side of the mansion. Their looks of confusion turned to looks of outrage and confusion as I came back with the bed that I'd slept on for the past 3 days. " What? This is a nice ass bed and I'm sure that they wouldn't care. Now Twilight, will this float on the balloon?"

One balloon ride to ponyville later........

We landed in front of Twilights house and it took about 10 minutes to get that big ass balloon put away. We all walked to my house, the citizens of ponyville giving me funny looks because I had a big ass big over my head. " Where did ya get this nice bed?" Speak of the goddess.... I think. I felt something jumping up and down on my new bed. As she jumped again I moved the bed and caught her with me foot. " For gods sakes Pinkie watch the bed!" The other girls grinned and Dash flew Twilight to the top of the bed and they all started to jump on the bed again, much to my dismay.

" STOP IT........ *sigh* just don't get and hoof prints on it......." Soon other ponies thought it would be fun to ruin the humans nice new bed and I had about 20 ponies jumping up on my bed the whole way to me house. As we got to the clearing I tilted the bed, making all of the ponies spill out of the bed. " Your damn funs over." I told them recieving a chorus of awwws as they turned to leave I whistled.

" Hey now the rides 3 bits." They all looked at me like I was nut as I put my hand out. " Are you serious?" Lyra asked me. I looked at the mint green unicorn. " You all jumped on my bed all the way to my house, yes I'm very serious." They groaned but I got my bits anyway. " You too Twilight or I'm taking it out of Stone's salary."

" But-"

" No buts missy, just bits."

" But Dash doesn't have to pay!"

" I don't make the rules."

She groaned but leviated the bits to my hand. Sweet I got like a 100 bits I thought as I pocketed the money and we all walked into the house.

" CUITEMARK CAKEBAKERS YA!!!!!"

Hello!

We look at the damage. The house is covered in flour and eggs and a lot of the furniture is destroyed. Speel and Stone are in the middle if the livingroom looking like they've been in a war, with that far off, haunted look in their eyes. The whole thing was ruined though was that they were covered in flour. Chuckling and raising an eyebrow I looked around. " I thought I told you guys not to let Scoots to push you around, and look what happens." The 3 fillies looked at me, their smiles growing to Pinkie porportions.

" MARVIL!" They all yelled and rushed me. Putting down the bed so it would be safe I was tackled to the ground and almost hugged to death, Scoots hugging my neck and nuzzling my cheek. " I missed you dad." She said. i smiled and wrapped them all in a hug. " I missed you too Scoots, hey, I got you something." She looked at me as i brought a lunchbox out of my bag. All of the fillies gasped and I smiled. " You were telling me that you wanted that limited editon Wounderbolt lunch box and I saw it on the shelves of a ramdom store."

In fact it had taken like 10 hours for me to find that damned lunchbox and Dash had demanded that I buy her one too but the look on Scoots face was all I needed to know it was a good thing in getting it. " Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" She said hopping around me, sending up a cloud of flour, choking everyone in the room.

" *cough* I'm glad you like it *cough* but we need to clean *cough* up all of this. You know *cough* girls maybe your talent is *cough* destroying stuff."....

Later that night......

I had just finished my bath and was laying on my nice new ass bed. I heard the door open and lo and behold it was Dash, giving me her bedroom eyes. I was still pretty mad at her for blowing my horn in front of her mom but I couldn't stay made at her. " It good to be back, ey big guy?" She asked, hopping into the bed next to me. I smiled and looked up at the celling. " Ya, it wasn't my funnest weekend but it looks like your parents don't hate me."

" i know but it would be better if we could fly up and see them more ya know? I do miss them."

" Yep" I said. Maybe the forger can help me with that, he did say that he would build me something for that. Dash rolled on top of me and gave me a passionate kiss. looks like I get to break in this new bed........

Hehe

Ch.32 Man time

Me, Stone, and Spell were sitting on the man bench in the marketplace with all of the other stallions waiting for their mares. You would think that mares like Dash and Aj wouldn't care about shopping.

You'd be dead wrong

So there we were, sitting on the man benches, holding loads of bags when Spell sighed. " Guys " he said, looking down " We're whipped." Stone and I gawked. " On we're not la-"

" Stone! Come get this bag!" Twilight yelled from across the market.

Stone got up, run over to her, and came back, a bag in his mouth. Before he sat down realization hit him. " Damnit, we are." He said as he sat down defeated. I laughed at the both of them and got up, arms full of bags. " I fell for you boys, no mare tells this guy what to do!" They looked at me with raised eyebrows and I sat down defeated. " Who in the name of Zeus am I kidding? If I was anymore whipped I'd have shackles on." All of the stallions sitting at the man benches shoulders sagged in defeat.

" Its not like that in the beginning" One of the stallions said. " At first everythings great, she doesn't ask for shit. Then she slowly takes over every aspect of your life. The mares don't even need us." I looked at the stallion with an eyebrow raised. " Brother" I said, chin raised " they need us because dildos can't mow the lawn." We all burst out laughing and started to tell more and more sexist jokes when the idea hit me.

" Fellas" I said, " You know what we need? A mans weekend. No mares, just us guys doing guy stuff for 3 days."

the stallions looked at me like I was their heros, all of them needed 3 days from their mares, sisters, and fillies. My man preaching had attracted quite a crowd, probably most of the stallions in ponyville. I looked at their faces and saw their NEED of some man time and it made up my mind.

" Its settled then, we're having a man time this weekend, spread the word boys." I said as some stallions raised their hands.

" What are we going ta have our man time?" Big Mac asked.

" We'll have it in the Everfree forest, Fluttershy showed me the perfect place where we wouldn't get eaten."

" What about food and drink?" Spike asked.

" I'll handle the drinks, Mac and Mr. Cake, can you get the food?" THe stallions in question nodded and I grinned as the last stallion asked a question.

" What are we going to tell our ladies?" I laughed.

" Not. A. Damn. Thing." I said as the stallions cheered and raced off to make perparations.......

That weekend Day one......

Rainbow Dash woke up and saw that Marvil wasn't in bed. Getting up and yawning, she walked out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. Scootaloo was there eating some cereal. The oddest thing was that Spell or Stone weren't eating with her. That's weird, I wonder where they are. She thought as she ruffled Scoots mane. " Hey kido" She said sitting down in a chair Do ya know where Marvil is?" Scoots nodded her head yes and kept eating, not answering her question.

Dash raised an eyebrow. " Are ya going to tell me." Scoots looked up. " Nope, I Pinkie promised dad I wouldn't tell anypony." She said and continued eating. Dash shrugged and kept eating, thinking that Marvil and the others would be home by sun down. She snickered, thinking of how whipped he and the other stallions were.

Day two.....

Now Dash was getting worried, Marvil and the other two stallions were no where to be seen. In fact, as she walked through ponyville, it looked like all of the stallions were gone. Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack ran toward her, looking very worried. " Dash" Twilight said " Has Marvil gone missing too?" Dash nodded her head. " He's been gone since yesterday with Stone and Spell, I haven't been able to find them anywhere." Twilight looked a whole lot more worried. " I thought as much, the princess sent me a letter saying that all of the stallions in Canterlot have mysteriously vanished. Spikes even gone."

" So is Big Mac, I ain't seen hide or hare of 'em." Applejack said. Dash looked at her friends, beginning to panick. " Do you think something happened to them?" She asked Twilight, who shrugged. " I don't know but I'm organiizing search parties to look for them......

Day three......

Dash was pacing back and forth in Marvils house. The search parties hadn't found a thing. Did something happen to them? Where they hurt? Captured? Even dead? Why and the buck wasn't Scoots panicking like she was? Her thought were interrupted as Marvil, Spell, and Stone came throught the door with smiles on their faces.

" Where and the buck have you guys been?" Dash said zipping over to them and getting eye level to Marvil, who shrugged.

" I can't tell you."

" What do you mean you can't tell me?!"

" I just can't."

" What the buck man? I've worried at you......"

All over ponyville and Canterlot mares were chewing their men out. The said men just took it and smiled, remembered all that had happened during their 3 magical days of man time. When asked about where they had been, the stallions refused to answer, each of them knowing that there would be hell to pay.It didn't matter because each of them knew the cardinal rule in what made a man a man.

Never, no matter what, discuss man time with any mare....

Ch.33 A Hunting we will go (part 1)

It was date night for Twilight and Stone. Marvil had been nice enough to take Spike off their hooves so they could have a nice, quiet, and romantic evening. Or so they think.....

They sat in candlelight, looking into each other’s eyes lovingly. “How was the food Stone?" Twilight asked her colt friend. Stone faked a smile, Twilight was a god awful cook but since he wanted some ass that night he did what any man would do, lie his flank off. “Best pasta I've ever had lass." he said as Twilight gave him bedroom eyes. “Are you ready for desert?" She asked as they both leaned in for a kiss.

THROOOM

Both of the ponies stopped. “What-" Twilight started as she noticed that all of the books were gone and the sound of running water was coming from the upstairs. Before either of them could even guess what was wrong, a tidal wave of water came crashing down the stairs. Both of the ponies looked at each other as the wave crashed into them, sending them outside, both of them screaming......

Marvil, Applejack, and Spike stood on a roof top, watching everything unfold. It had taken weeks to set up everything, Spike had to be brought to the dark side, the books needed spells put on them so they would disappear when the time came, and the couple needed to have no idea it was going to happen. “You got my pay?" Spike asked as Marvil nodded and handed him a bag of rare gems and patted him on the head. “Good job little guy, we really got them!" Aj shook her head, a small smile on her face. “Shoot sugar that was a pretty fancy way of getting them back for trapping us when we tried to dump water on them."

Marvil laughed, took her hat off her head and put it on. “Yes ma'am but its tradition!"......

All in the town of ponyville ponies were waking for a new day. Getting up and looking at their calendars, they gulped and steeled themselves of the troubling days ahead. For today was the day that everypony feared, a day that inspired terror in the hearts of all.... Flu shot day..... Every pony all over Equestria was, on different levels, scared of needles, but they braved through it because they knew if they didn't get a flu shot they might get sick. All it would take thought was a little push to get the ponies to flip out though, a push that a certain human was happy to provide.....

“Can’t we come later?" I whined at a nervous looking Rainbow as Scoots rested on my shoulders. For some reason we were waiting in a huge fucking line at get some shots, shots that most of the ponies didn't even want! It was going to take about 2 hours for us to take our turns, or that’s what the nurse told us. Not if I can help it I thought as I got a wonderful, awful, evil, and funny as hell idea.

“Sweete, Applebloom, Spike come here." I told the 2 fillies and dragon, whose sisters were right next to me waiting; both scared out of their minds. “Ya Marvil?" Spike asked as they walked toward me.

“Spike, do you want to wait in this line?"

“No, I don't even want a s-shot!" My eyes narrowed.

“Spike, I've been stabbed by swords, why in the god’s names are you scared of a little pinch?"

“I-I don't know!"

"Just be quiet and some here, you too girls."

They nodded and got closer to be as I cupped my hands together and shouted at the top of my lungs," RUN EVERYPONY! THE NEEDLES ARE COMING TO GET YOU! USE YOUR FILLIES AS MEAT SHIELDS, THE NEEDLES LOVE THE FILLES SOFT SKIN! PANIC PANIC!" The ponies, most who were already spooked, broke.

I grabbed the kids as it almost turned into a riot, all of the ponies screaming their heads off out of terror, running in a hundred different directions. I whistled at my handy work, “I should start mass panics more often." A remarked as we started to walk toward the disgruntled nurses. “Hi nurse Red Heart!" I told her as she looked at me like I was a bad filly. Putting her hooves to her head, rubbing her temples she said, “Marvil, did you do that?"

"Yes ma'am."

"May I ask why?"

"Because I didn't want to wait in line for so lon- Ow what was that for?"

“Because you dummy! Do you know how many times we've had this happen? Every bucking year! Then this year it looks like everything was going to go off without a hitch and you ruined it!" I felt pretty bad but nurse Red Cross ruined the scolding for me.

“Come on Heart, I thought you liked a little hunting!" I raised an eyebrow.

“Hunting?"

“Yep, almost every year we have to use you flu guns, it's actually pretty fun!" She pulled out a metal tube with a wooden handle with a trigger and a sight. Putting a syringe in it she cocked it and tested the sight, all of the other nurses were grabbing similar weapons with shots wrapped out around their bodies, and somewhere, hilariously, Red Heart had gotten a cigar and had said cigar lit and in her mouth.

You could tell I was shaking in my boots *eye roll*

“Well, you don't need to hunt us girls." I said, rolling up my sleeves to the surprised nurses.

“You’re not going to run?" I laughed.

“I’ve been stabbed before; a little needle doesn't scare me and these kids!" The 3 fillies and dragon nodded their head and gulped. After our shots, which I had to distract the kids so they would get them, we were given sweet ban-aid and lollypops. Sucking on my cherry flavored lolly, I said to the happy kids, " Now you can tell your sisters how much braver than they are guys, I know I'm going to with Dash... Come on let’s get some ice cream!" I waved at the nurses who were about to head out to without mercy hunt down every pony in ponyville and shoot them and said, " Good luck girls, happy hunting!".....

Ch.1 Prolouge

Chapter1 Prologue

Marvel walked through the Reasu and Sparta camp giving a joke or a word of encouragement to anyone that he passed. Most of the soldiers that he passed were just boys that had just finished their training. The age of the Spartan boys were 18 and the Reasu were 16. Most people thought that Sparta had the best soldiers in the whole world. In Marvel's opinion that that was not true at all...

For 500 years Reasu and Sparta had been allies since the Sparta tried to conqure the much smaller city state of Reasu, a mountainous area covered in a bleak landscape filled with monsters. the Spartans though that it would be any easy victory but instead it was a blood bath as the Reasiuns and their great swords smashed through the once thought unbeatable phalanx and brought mighty Sparta almost to it's knees.

When the Reasiuns tried to take sparta though, they couldn't though. Both sides tired of war agreeded to a piece and have been at piece ever since. That all might of changed if Marvel hadn't given his life protecting that peace. Or so everyone thought..........

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