Anon our green faceless heroine addi- hero sorry is thrust into the lives of Equestria's very own band of everyday saviours.

One might wonder how Rarity makes such a good living in rural Ponyville. I can tell you that it's not from dressmaking. What could a dazzling mare like herself possibly do to pay the rent? Whoring, that's what!

Scootaloo's in heat. Rainbow Dash is heated; the two are stuck together one stormy night. Emotions are admitted, and as the storm reaches its peak, passion flares as carnal desire takes center stage. Don't like Foalcon? Too bad.

Short: Twilight is Royalty, and Celestia is always concerned about her students success. Princesses need to continue their bloodline, but without experience, how great of a mate would she really make? A lesson in hooves-on Genealogy is clearly needed