I can handle dying. I can probably handle being in another world. I might even be able to handle being the only human. I just wish I could speak...

Matt is stuck in Equestria. He has to riff stories. Bad stories. Enjoy his pain.

Thunderlane has gotten an invitation to one of the most exclusive happenings in Equestria: Poker Night. It’s a bit more... intimate than he expected.

Luna has spent the last three thousand years watching over the dreams of everypony in Equestria without most of them ever knowing it, but in a world where magic twists and changes everything it touches, what cost does this task come with?

A pony has to pay the bills somehow...