Pinkie masturbates.

A stallion finds a mare and they fall in love. To the stallion, Fate's hand led to the love of his life. To the mare, it was simple planning.

As Caramel and Applejack are about to plummet to their deaths over the edge of a waterfall, Caramel breaks out a hypothetical question to his marefriend.

When Flash Sentry does something decent for once, he expects Sunset to give him a reward. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't get what he expected.

When he elects to become reincarnated, Starswirl the Bearded has one rather odd request.

Rainbow Dash gets a good, long look at all of the porn you've been watching. She's kinda impressed.

After literal millenia of the same monotonous cycle, Celestia wants to retire from life. Unfortunately for her, dying as an alicorn isn't as easy as one might think.

Rainbow Dash accidentally falls down the stairway to her cloud house, giving her a nice ringer and a small amount of shame. Unfortunately, there are no witnesses, and she has a few errands she needs to fulfill.

Pinkie Pie discovers a long kept secret that stallions have used to keep mares down for centuries.

A collection of short stories involving Twilight's studies of various mystically magical artifacts.

After successfully winning the Young Flier's Competition, Scootaloo finally gets the courage to admit her feelings to Rainbow Dash.

Walter White shows up at the Golden Oaks library door with a message for Rainbow Dash.

Shippy the shipping ship is a ship with needs. Rainbow Daring Dash was a lonely mare without a partner. Would the two of them be able to share a forbidden love?

While in the Ponyville Hospital for the fourteenth time, Rainbow Dash gets an interesting message from a certain lascivious lamp.

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