Anyone who expected an eternity in anything like the Magical Land of Equestria to be peaceful... has never watched "My Little Pony".

Dear Princess Celestia, Do your job! -- Rainbow Dash

The cafe in Ponyville held a cookie-baking contest. Reviewer Two showed up.

Vinyl Scratch meets the perfect mare, but it seems the Royal Orchestra and its War of the Wubs Contest has something to say about that.

Far into the future, transpony Equestria is dying, and the Princess-Optimizer Celestia must find a solution.

Some people's values are easily satisfied through friendship and ponies. And some people are complicated.