Equestria's last night is nigh. Next evening it will be ash. Twilight slips off with but the past to bargain with. Can she buy a future?

A grown Scootaloo lies on her couch. The droning of a radio is the only sound to be heard in the run down flat. Rainbow Dash is dead.

Twilight is abducted by aliens.

Dogbert’s plan is simple: 1) Assemble a garter, hair clip, and change purse. 2) Tell Canterlot it's the next big thing. 3) Profit! With the fashion elite gone mad, it falls to Rarity to make a stand for good taste. A Dilbert crossover.