Ok here is the deal! A giant with venom in his hands, scratch that, it's actually all over his body, the ponies of equestria on edge with a new, possibly dangerous creature appearing out of the blue, and an evil merchant... why do I deserve this

What happens when a female pony fashion designer meets a naked human? They chat! With chats come questions and responses, some are better understood than others... Especially when the pony isn't familiar with the 'human language'.