A ferocious warrior. A solemn soldier. A calculating archer. Their skills and violent history give them mixed feelings in this world of peaceful ponies. But the horizon is darkening with danger. Equestria’s peace may soon be its greatest weakness.

Maybe it was the power of Vanu or just some freak accident. Whatever the case, some small part of the war on Auraxis has found its way to Equestria. Celestia have mercy on us all.

Derpy has no idea where she is, who I am, or how she got there, but when she sees my tears, none of that matters. Muffin sharing and pep talks follow.

The story of one pony's rather selfish and rather hilarious quest for fame in the world of the media.