Twilight Sparkle is the murderer of the pony species. The young stallion who survived is supposed to be the savior of the world. Cadeus will not help to kill his best friend, even now. But he might just have to. Life is funny like that.

Gravity has stopped happening in Equestria. Discord is too stoned to notice. Celestia embarks on an epic quest to learn how to fix this crap.

Like, a really creepy one. She eats her instruments.

Larry the lightbulb has been unscrewed from his comfy socket by the number one minion to the purple horse of ultimate evilness. With his trusty flying steed Jeff, and a ton of light bulb power, Larry will show them who's boss.

Darkness. Endless. Vicious. All consuming. But there is a single light. For five minutes the light will be allowed to exist, five minutes in the grasp of an immortal such as the light bearer.

Twilight finds a bacon. Bacon ensues.

He has lived in Equestria for years under the alias of Angel Bunny. The yellow one can't stop him now, though. This time he will fight the rulers of this strange land and emerge victorious. There's only one problem.

The life and events of Starswirl the bearded.