i was the first and the last of us standing guard over humanity for eons until the day when they decided that there weapons of science could fight beast of magic casting me out to wander the stars i was without purpose until i found a land that was young and full of magic ……and ponies



(the cover is him)

life was never great for me but it wasn't bad but that changed when i broke up with my girlfriend Emily i don't know what happened exactly all i know is i leave to go get dinner and i come back to find my house on fire they told me that my parents dint make something about a faulty smoke director i could only stand this for about a week now im standing at the top of the gorge looking down.


(this was the closest picture i could find that was close enough to what he looks like)

as i lay there wondering how it all came to this me the elder god of lighting lying here on the floor dying because some lucky little punk got me with a god slayer weapon well i guess its no fun if u tell the end of the story first right so lets jump back say 50 thousand years giver take 100……..