Probe EX-42 "Explorator" lands on the distant planet Equus. The only mission for this probe: study any and all life on the planet. Of course, not all life is so eager to be studied.

Kaizer led a normal lie, until he was sucked into a world of talking technicolur ponies, WW2 skeletons, and OP'd magic.

Dimitri was in a rut, then a button happened.

John was a normal kid, well as normal as you can be considering his life. Until one day, a button appears.