Well, for being forced into another world full of crazed, talking equines, my situation wasn't that bad. At least, until I was forced to a personal body guard for one of them. Then s**t hit the fan.

When a strange stallion arrives in ponyville, he raises several questions. Why is he here? What are the tattoos covering his body? Why is he living with Zecora? And more importantly, how in the world can an earth pony perform magic?