Was it Ms. Scarlet in the Kitchen with the Knife? Or was it Professor Plum in the Observatory with the Lead Pipe? This story adapts the cult classic comedy Clue with MLP characters in place.

What if a character that was so insane, so chaotic that anyone within a mile could feel his presence came to Ponyville. These events are the most likely result.

A lonely woman struggles to adapt to equestrian society.