There's something that's not supposed to be here at this hour of the night.

A pony in their final moments.

You've all heard of what would happen if Twilight's friends had never came together in that one moment of time. This is what it would be like if it was an HIE beforehand. A very reasonably happening one at that.

Hi... The name's Mark Hampton. I've been stuck in the wilderness for a while now. My clothes have literally become torn rags, my phone is now dead as can be, and I have been kidnapped by Twilight Sparkle. May God have mercy upon my soul.

Hey! Someone please help me! I've been stuck here with these idiots. The ponies? Oh no!! Never! They're pretty awesome! I'm just talking about the voices in my head.

I'm stuck. Stuck in this place that I now call home. It would be better if the some god almighty evil entity sprang up for no good reason to fuck with my life and the ponies that I love. Guess what?!? It ain't going to happen. Not on my wat

What do you do when you're stuck in another world without a destiny? Hope that a fucking adventure can come along and change your life! Enter Noland Pont A.K.A. Magnus, the new Chess Piece. Let us see where his misadventures will take him.