An aside drabble in the Night Princess cycle. Luna has difficulty expressing herself creatively.

Luna, the conquering legislator, finds herself bored with the paperwork of office, and seeking distraction, strikes out for a night of theater and entertainment. What to do though, when a murder mystery play becomes a little too real?

When a budget crisis leads to the creation of Luna's personal military intelligence organization, no one expects much from the ponies pulled from the bottom of the barrel - but these unlikely soldiers might just be the ones Equestria needs.

When the good of the realm demands it, even a Princess of Equestria can take a day off. Probably. How hard could it be?

Where WAS Luna during the Canterlot Wedding? How could she have possibly missed what happened? And what in Tartarus happened to the Canterlot University coffee shop?

In an effort to meet and get to know the common ponies of Equestria, Luna decides to get a job! Somehow, it doesn't turn out quite as easily as she had anticipated...