I thought I could move on... but it seems I was never meant to have a normal life.

When your sick of people and their endless complaints of not going to college what could possibly go wrong when anthropromorphic horses destroy half a city and welcome you among their ranks?

How is war realy won? Through one coutry's use of propaganda or by its willingness to gain allies through its former enemies?

I used to be in the buisness of keeping secrets, so I know the vibe that surrounds someone who's keeping one even if it's the princess's favorite pet and her dragon slave.

If anyone needs anymore reasons to hate weddings, being captured by bug ponies should at least be in the top 50.

Retirment is a fickle bitch for a 'retired' thief, especially when your forced to attend whatever bullshit you never asked to be invited to.

Bring them back alive. Should be simple... but nothing is ever simple

All lives are shaped by outside forces. While others are blessed with lives of love, friendship, and happiness, others are forced to crawl trough darkness and misery... I am one of the latter.