I'm a survivor. I'm a traitor. I'm whatever I need to be, long as I have enough time. It began with the good intention for the god who created me and ended with my teeth laid bare to her throat. Name's Aexis, and for today, I'm gonna be a squirrel.

We all have to start somewhere, and when he took the name Double Down, that was as far as it ever went. Come a calling and he'll tolerate you. In need of a helping hand and he'll even offer two. But don't try and get him started.

MAD. That is what he has been since the day he was born. He trained to be better at it. He tempered his mind, to accept it. For one man whose life was MAD, he shall struggle against those who simply refuse to accept that can't cure stupid.

Human in Equestria story. Contains light shipping and discovering new found powers.

The Mane 6 has to team up with an unlikely pair to save Equestria from certain doom.

A chance encounter between a certain two mares...

Nopony thought that the most thick skulled pony in all of Equestria was a hard worker...

Acrophobia is a problem for me, and now I have to live with it. Damn wings. I can't use you either!