Celestia teaches young Twilight a new spell not even the alicorn has properly mastered. Because of cliches, and this fanfiction's existence, the spell (obviously) goes wrong.

Fluttershy goes on a walk at 2:00 AM. She takes a shortcut via an alley and a stallion captures her. Penetration ensues

What if I told you that I just started wrestling again. Crazy, right? Now what would you say if I told you I wrestled in a land of magical technicolored hors- er... I mean ponies.