After 1,000 years of watching life pass by as a statue, Discord finally breaks free from his stone prison and wants to wreak havoc. He just didn't count on a certain person being there.

"Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock. Time is but a fragile, but powerful thing, oh Guardian. And through the countless centuries we must endure, we'll become much more acquainted. Existence will become much more than what it is now."

Guards tend to stroke their own ego sometimes. But not to the extension of this.

You found paradise, so you like to think, in the form of a young, developed princess. However, now, that princess is older and much more developed, much like your love. But, nobody can just find paradise unhindered, can they?

Thirteen ponies are sentenced to find the missing Princess Luna, on a journey that pushes them to their boundaries as they battle divine intervention, resurrected corruption, an ancient tribe, beasts that feast on their pain, and a serpent of evil.

Princess Celestia has been alive for many millenia; and has acquired an unhealthy amount of experience regarding sexual encounters. She chooses to convey this knowledge to Twilight.

In the wilderness, there isn't any rules; no civility, no authority, no society. Horrors of the Animals stray ponies from ever stepping foot away from civilization. But, when they do...

In recent events, Rainbow Dash, the Element of Loyalty, has lost her life in a battle with one of many creatures that plague Equestria. But, she's still here.

The faithful Anor Londo archers are relocated to protect Canterlot Castle instead, causing an unnecessary amount of bullshit for their enemies.

Tirek, one of the more powerful demons to walk the lands of Tartarus, has finally escaped and is wreaking havoc on Equestria alongside an army of demonic beings. Seeing as he already defeated one, why not a thousand more?

Have as anyone ever found paradise and be able to enjoy it peacefully? When it comes to your experience, the answer is no, but you would like to say you found paradise in the form of a young, developing princess.

It has come. The end of days. Swallowed Lies reminisces about his life as he accepts his death alongside Ponykind. And, he knows of one thing. All things will end, even if something truly wondrous lies just beyond the other side.

Everything was fine until Twilight messed everything up. Now, black and red Alicorns roam the streets, Twilight and her friends are out of character and have a speech impediment, and to top it all off, Anon is right in the middle of it all.

Princess Luna has been prepared for the future of her nation through the clairvoyant capibilites of a crestfallen man stuck inside of his own head, which oddly enough, is the Dream Realm she visits nightly. However, he is stuck there, watching alone.

A simple, but hardy man finds himself in the magical land of Equestria through means he still questions. Armed only with his wits, determination, and his composite bow, he finds himself in the middle of the biggest chase in Equestrian history.