(you) run after your screaming wife(mare) to find out evil is crawling around the castle, and rapidly spreading.

It's heat season, lyra is horny and really likes humans. Tough luck, you're the only one in Equestria. You picked the right--I mean, wrong tram.

Twilight can see you fap. You should cease. I SAID CEASE

It's heat season and you have no idea what it means. And AJ might think you'd make for a good pa'. Especially right now.

Twilight feels like teasing Anon on his (presumed) lacking sexual prowess. It backfires.

Anon narrates some of the most important events of human civilization.

You've been happily married to Twilight for years now. Oh, also, you're a dad.

Another HiE fanfic but belgian style :)