Rainbow Dash goes to the liquor store. It sucks a little more than usual, but not by much.

Rainbow Dash drinks alone, and Rarity keeps her company.

A young filly who seemingly can't get her cutie mark decides she has no other options.

Kirk Johnson's gaping butthole engulfs Ponyville.

Shrek has amazing Shrex with Rainbow Dash.

Jesus goes to Equestria.

The inhabitants of Ponyville get a BetaMax, and things ensue. MEEESTER I CENSORED IT NO BAN BBY

Iron Will does an assortment of things, all of which lead up to an epic adventure full of beer, boobs, and professional wrestlers.