You wake up in the back of an ally. Your head hurts and you have no memories of what happened. You look inside your bag and find a note with a name and an address.

Grotti has bought a house right next to Twilight's castle. She comes to greet you and invites you to dinner.

In all of Equestria, there have always been royal guards. And every single one has been a male, but there is one exception...

You are chosen as the sole human to scope out Equestria and report your finding to the United States president.

Anon gets a guard.