You play as Joffrey Baratheon, who has been summoned to Equestria for a special purpose after brushing with death..

Twilight Sparkle meets Donald Trump and grows to love him.

Twilight Sparkle is a lonely mare. Luckily, Rainbow Dash will make it all better on their way to retrieve the Iron Dildo.

Hark, and come hither, ye curious gentlefolk. Take heed to your Princess' glorious tale of valour and heroism against those dastardly slubberdegullions who would seek to make our glorious city of Canterlot a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Thorax has assembled all the boys from all the high schools of Canterlot City to stop the Battle of the Bands. How? The only way a man can. By denying release to the ones who keep it running. Why? Because it's a pain in the ass, that's why!

In the desolate land far from Equestria, a rather special, if somewhat unscrupulous and vindictive, filly gets her cutie mark.

The opportunity arises for Starlight Glimmer to leave Our Town to embark on a march of conquest in a dying land. She gladly takes it. Little does she know, of course, that this land is dying for a very good reason.