Being a janitor isn't the best job in Equestria, but it can come with some great perks, like four-ways with cute receptionists.

A stallion with naught a friend to spend New Year's Eve with, save for a bottle of scotch, is approached by a friendly Prench mare.

You and Starlight Glimmer are fierce rivals in Twilight's classes, so nothing could be worse than being forced to cooperatively retrieve an ancient artifact. Or maybe not?