Everybody's favorite manipulative and genius sociopath that likes to eat fava beans somehow finds himself in Equestria.

They took it. Our homeland. Equestria. They were jealous of us. They took our technology and destroyed it, forcing us to start all over again. Sent us to a distant solar system. On another planet. Back in time. 1,000 years we have been waiting.

John Paul is a lonely human being who happens to be a Hipster. He also happens to be run over by a minivan while cycling in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Will he learn the Magic of Friendship? Nope. Friendship is too mainstream.

Rainbow Dash has boredom to alleviate, and Fluttershy has depression to cure.

Rainbow Dash comes to Twilight Sparkle's library for more Daring Do when they get in an argument.

Twilight is studying more into the Elements of Harmony, and Pinkie Pie is first to help her.