An abnormal shapeshifter from the Special Anomaly Squad somehow ended up in Equestria where the males are nothing but a bunch of pussy (RGRE of course)

Me and my brothers goes to a con, buy something from a creepy guy and get sent to a land of magical talking ponies as Bill Cipher, Asriel Dreemurr and Noximilien. (Gravity Fall, Wakfu, Undertale, MLP, and others Crossover)