Spike and Apple Bloom talk by the firelight.

Anon and Discord drink some chocolate milk. Things ensue.

After finding out he's been sexing a bug for the last few days, Shining Armor decides he needs to find out what else he can stick his dick into. Cadance disapproves.

Anon tortures Discord with milk.

Luna tries to court you over a dream you don't even remember.

Twilight and co find a stallion living alone in the Everfree. They attempt to "bring him to safety". He gets the heck out of dodge.

Rainbow decides to floof herself up in preperation to cuddle with Twilight. It goes horribly wrong.

The Valentine's Day knockoff is a lot more aggressive than Anon expected.

Anon is sick of mares (especially Luna) treating him like he can't defend himself. He decides to show her his power levels. RGRE story.

Pinkie and Applejack fight for Anon's affection. With food.

Cadance and Celestia fight over Anon. Luna and Anon watch.