Warning: contains dairy cow.

If the Spirit of Chaos revealed the deepest, secret thoughts in his eternal mind, what would he say?

How Twilight Sparkle met Death, invited him to lunch, brought up the subject of immortality, and won a card game.

Pinkie Pie left her home to live on her own for the first time five days ago. Her mother wasn't exactly expecting a phone call...but then again, this is Pinkie Pie we're talking about.