A thousand years is a terribly long time to go without the warmth of a good slave. But luckily, Luna has just the spell to remedy that. She just didn't think it would work on Celestia.

Applejack's having a rough time this spring. Her heat is in full force, her brother is rutting another mare, and no other stallion can get the job done.

Button Mash comes upon a terrible, horrific device. He uses it to get puss.