Discord gave a book horse a gift. She got carried away.

I ended up in Equestria because some random magic anomaly swept me away. Now I have to deal with these emotional ponies. I keep telling them that my past doesn't matter and that feelings are irrelevant but they keep trying to "help me".

This is a collection of random bits, this isn't quite a story.

Anon doesn't care what ponies think, he will hide his past and his personality.