Local human harassed by desperate princess of love, tries and fails to run. Local purple unicorn not amused.

Anon brings Nightmare Moon out one night to talk about life's problems.

Celestia wields the elements against her sister, banishing her for a thousand years. These were not a short thousand years.

After his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, 'Anon's' life had come to a bit of a lull. That quickly resolves itself after a misunderstanding and a timberwolf attack leads him back to Canterlot. Shenanigans, and drama, ensue.

Anon decides, despite every bit of logical sense, to boop an angelic pony after exploiting her for chores. This could only end well. Maybe with a cute wife! Wait, what?

Sweet Biscuit may or may not have a slight cookie addiction. She also may or may not break into Anon’s house to steal his cookie jar. Again. Or maybe it’s just because she misses him.

Anon gets into a fistfight with Applejack. It's all in good fun though, i swear!

Anon is forced into a room with a crying princess. There is only one solution. Boops.